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hh_mirrorCurrent Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? I'm signing up for this world's greatest school, and it asks me about... Cheese? What is the cheese, of this world? Is it rich with magical properties of evil? Can I beat the Rangers with cheese?
According to Finster, the ooze between Squatt's feet is "Cheesy". Is this what cheese is? You're trying to poison me, aren't you!? I won't look into this "cheese"! Not even if it grants me great magic powers! Aaugh! (Raises arms)
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Why would I kill Barney? He's my greatest creature, the only minion that the Rangers haven't killed yet! (Not only that, but he gives me much power with the youth of this planet, giving me a leg-up in my plans, for WORLD DOMINATION! AHAHAHAHA!)
I'd destroy Carrottop, with the use of my Putties! That'll show those humans, to put lousy entertainment on the television-box!
3. What time is it where you are?
Let's see... (Looks into her telescope, at California) Apparently, it's daylight hours.
... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME! I'M ON THE MOON, WITH NO WATCH! THIS IS THE BEST I'M ABLE TO DO! AAUUUGHH, I HAVE A HEADACHE!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oooh... Snape! Evil is very attractive, you know! And he's got greasy, slimy hair! Hot!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bandora's Palace. I have no idea why, but I like the name Bandora. (Or, at least I like neon-signs that say "Bandora"... BANDORA! :D)
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why settle for only one! With two, Harry will have two loyal minions, in order to make various potions and tricks for him! In fact, Harry should marry the entire Weasley clan! Charlie, for his skill with dragons; Bill, for his prowless in white magic; Ron, for strategy and having a proper confidante; Ginny, for speed and skills with flight; and Percy, for his governmental connections!
That way, when his Quest for Domination comes, he'll have several able-bodied minions to help him! Not just a single one!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's those stupid Ranger-Brats! They're always trying to thwart everyone's schemes! Foolish teenagers! Aaugh! (Rubs temples)
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am a great dark sorceress, almost bringing Earth to it's knees! I have infinite dark powers, the ability to breath in space, and an army of monsters and devils under my control! I am THE FEARSOME ENEMY TO THE POWER RANGERS, AND EARTH'S FUTURE QUEEN!
And I have a gorgeous voice! Listen! Do-Re-Mi! (Singing, with a scratchy voice, that sounds like a dying cat)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Foolish mortals! You shall vote for me beyond my- Wait... We have to _not_ threaten the other house members? Ooh, poop! (Crosses arms) NEvermind on that.
Fine. For all house-votes I get, I will give you a putty-ball! With this, you can create ten putties, mindless minions to be used for combat. They also clean faily well.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? I'm signing up for this world's greatest school, and it asks me about... Cheese? What is the cheese, of this world? Is it rich with magical properties
According to Finster, the ooze between Squatt's feet is "Cheesy". Is this what cheese is? You're trying to poison me, aren't you!? I won't look into this "cheese"! Not even if it grants me great magic powers! Aaugh! (Raises arms)
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Why would I kill Barney? He's my greatest creature, the only minion that the Rangers haven't killed yet! (Not only that, but he gives me much power with the youth of this planet, giving me a leg-up in my plans, for WORLD DOMINATION! AHAHAHAHA!)
I'd destroy Carrottop, with the use of my Putties! That'll show those humans, to put lousy entertainment on the television-box!
3. What time is it where you are?
Let's see... (Looks into her telescope, at California) Apparently, it's daylight hours.
... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME! I'M ON THE MOON, WITH NO WATCH! THIS IS THE BEST I'M ABLE TO DO! AAUUUGHH, I HAVE A HEADACHE!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oooh... Snape! Evil is very attractive, you know! And he's got greasy, slimy hair! Hot!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bandora's Palace. I have no idea why, but I like the name Bandora. (Or, at least I like neon-signs that say "Bandora"... BANDORA! :D)
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why settle for only one! With two, Harry will have two loyal minions, in order to make various potions and tricks for him! In fact, Harry should marry the entire Weasley clan! Charlie, for his skill with dragons; Bill, for his prowless in white magic; Ron, for strategy and having a proper confidante; Ginny, for speed and skills with flight; and Percy, for his governmental connections!
That way, when his Quest for Domination comes, he'll have several able-bodied minions to help him! Not just a single one!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's those stupid Ranger-Brats! They're always trying to thwart everyone's schemes! Foolish teenagers! Aaugh! (Rubs temples)
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am a great dark sorceress, almost bringing Earth to it's knees! I have infinite dark powers, the ability to breath in space, and an army of monsters and devils under my control! I am THE FEARSOME ENEMY TO THE POWER RANGERS, AND EARTH'S FUTURE QUEEN!
And I have a gorgeous voice! Listen! Do-Re-Mi! (Singing, with a scratchy voice, that sounds like a dying cat)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Foolish mortals! You shall vote for me beyond my- Wait... We have to _not_ threaten the other house members? Ooh, poop! (Crosses arms) NEvermind on that.
Fine. For all house-votes I get, I will give you a putty-ball! With this, you can create ten putties, mindless minions to be used for combat. They also clean faily well.
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