Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"

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[5by5-lehane.livejournal.com]

Freshly showered and the last of the butter a happy memory, Faith resumed her prowl along the corridors of Hogwarts. She passed by the sorting room, wondering if Crowley was still there, and was surprised to see a pretty blonde instead.

"Hey," she said, pausing to read over the application. "You have cookies?" she asked eagerly. It was a little known fact that Slayers tended to operate largely powered by sugar.

"You're in a place called Hogwarts," she added by way of explanation. "It's a weird magic school."

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

Adam had grown tired of the craziness that was the 'Shore House' (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1996526.html). He had found the small loophole to getting out and that was Sorting's, he owed Dean a thank you for that and found himself lucky enough to be missing out on the current happenings on the hit reality show in Hogwarts. (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1999649.html)

The limo pulled up outside and he ducked his head as he got out. Adam hurried quickly inside and shook his head, he never thought he would find the castle to be peaceful, but right now he would give any thing to be in his room in Gryffindor where his biggest nuisance was his half brothers or his dad, who he admitted it kind of bothered him that he had not seen him in so long. Maybe he missed him, just a little, but that didn't matter. Him and Dean were both stuck in that house until the Hat got bored with them.

He heard a soft southern accent and smiled, he peeked around the door "I think the Hat has really lost it, you're definitely too normal to be here."

[psycho-vertue.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, cookies. Gimme." Diana held out her hands expectantly, glee plain in her ruined voice. "If you just showed up, they can't be hexed yet."

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

Starman floated down from somewhere around the ceiling, and pulled his mask halfway up to reveal his bearded jaw, mouth and moustache.

"Ooooh, cookies!" he crowed. "What kind of cookies? Is there chocolate?"

((If you're not familiar with him, Starman (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Thom_Kallor_%28Pre-Zero_Hour%29) is a DC Comics hero who, at the time I've taken him from, is displaced from the 31st to the 21st century. He's also a barely treated though amiable schizophrenic, so Sookie may get some psychic "noise" from him if you wish. Or just lots of pictures of his dream girl (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Nura_Nal_%28Pre-Zero_Hour%29). and sloppy joes. Your call.))

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Oh, wonderful! Old-fashioned desserts as a bribe! How lovely." The Hat held its straps out in an unmistakable gimme gesture.

Hufflepuff!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Hufflepuff!