Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"

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[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

It had definitely been a little while since she had heard that kind of staticy head noise, it caught her a little off guard as she looked to the man. " Ah. Sugar and Chocolate Chip." she answered with a smile, and holding up the bag," Help your self". Though she did blink a little " Though I wouldn't say no to a sloppy joe sandwich either."

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Girl after my own heart!" he crowed, and snagged a chocolate chip cookie. Around a mouthful of cookie crumbs he added, "That's what I love about this century. You guys have the best junk food."

He swallowed and glanced at the application. "Y'know, I bet the Substitutes would've liked you. They're gonna believe in finding their use and applying themselves to getting better, big-time. They won't even mind when a Sub goes on to join the real Legion, they'll be like, wowee, that could be me someday!"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

There was a little bit of a laugh from her. " These seem to be popular with people." she tilted her head a bit curious. " Well, can't say much has changed since y2k, to be honest." she said.

She looked a little confused. " Not sure I am following you there." she said an eye brow lofting.

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Right! See, Dreamy 'n' I spent some time hanging out with the Legion of Substitute Heroes after the real Legion of Super-Heroes - after they voted -" He went pale under his beard, and an image leapt into his mind: Kenz Nuhor's dead body on the ground in front of him, Dream Girl weeping to one side.

"- nope. Don't wanna talk about that. Besides, the Legion took us back anyways. So, I'm a Legionnaire in 3010, and the big brain sent me back to the Justice Society in 2010 so I could help him catch the lightning. Dreamy said I had to stay, 'cause there're black holes to make, and we have to find the ships in bottles. Or is it the bottles in ships? Makes my head hurt, but I know it means the world to some of the Legionnaires. Oh, and there's Kal, poor Kal. He thinks he can go home again, but history says he's always gonna be the Last Son."

His voice sped up toward the end of this speech, nearly babbling.

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

She lofted an eye brow " Sounds like you've got quite the exciting stories there." she said with a smile which flickered a little. " It's okay, you don't have to."

She focused on steadying that smile of hers again. " One thing at a time right?" she said cheerfully. Hey who was she to think he was a crazy person. Maybe this stuff really was possible after all.

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Right. Right right right." He took a deep breath, let it out, and spoke in a more coherent voice. "Dream Girl says it's not good to know too much about the future, you'll get crushed by the weight of it. She ought'a know - prophecy's her super-power. Anyway! This is a most excellent bribe, cookies. What House'd you like?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" I can understand what she's sayin there. But it kind of would be nice to be able to know if you're going to trip over your own shoes later that afternoon though." Sookie thought a moment.

" A Nice one." she answered with a smile.

[unluckiest-star.livejournal.com]

"Hmnh. I'm in the Hero House myself, and it's pretty nice. I hear pretty good things about Hufflepuff too, though. That's the useful people House, kind of. Wanna flip a coin, or you like one better than the other?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Well, I don't see my self as much a Hero, but there are things about me that are for sure not normal." she looked to him. " Flip a coin."