Sookie Stackhouse/ TrueBlood

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State your full name. Sookie Stackhouse.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? What? I guess cheddar, because it tastes good. I don't know! What kind of question is that anyway?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? I don't really want to kill anyone really.

3. What time is it where you are? 5 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Uh, Creepy much? I wouldn't do that to anyone! It's creepy and wrong. Even if I did why would you want to know the details of something like that anyway?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Don't know how witty it is, but I used to work at Merlotte's?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Look, I don't even know these people, who they marry ain't none of my business that's for sure.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. I don't know! Sounds to me like someone around there is lazy and keeps putting it there for you to do.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. Well, no one is useless. Everyone has some kind of use, they just have to find it and apply themselves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got cookies and I think a zip lock baggy with some beef jerky, I think I also have a can of pop too.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Cee_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Cee______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Cee_______"

Comments

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

Adam grinned "You know, I bet my dad would know how" He didn't even realize how easily he said not only my dad, but that he just assumed John would be the one who could do it.


"I wasn't so sure at first, I did kind of hate them. But, we're working through it all now, long story, involving things crazy enough to fit in this school." When she nudged him his grin widened.

"I want to say I'm sorry you're here, away from your family. But, I gotta admit, you're a breath of fresh air compared to most here."

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" There we go, already got an idea of how to get a start on getting things going." she said with a small measure of enthusiasm to her voice.

" That's how it can go with family sometimes, get mad as hell at em. But in the end you're still family. It's good that ya'll are able to work through things too. Makes it easier in this dog eat dog world to have people there for you." she said with a bit of a smile.

She was caught a bit off guard by that comment, and it probably showed a little in her expression. " That's nice of you to say." she said looking up to him. " You're not seeming so bad your self. Not that I've been here long enough to know the locals or anything, but still."

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

Adam smiled and then he groaned, because he saw the limo pull, he supposed he had to grant her a vote "Thank you, very much for talking to me, this is the nicest time I've had since coming here. But, it looks like the hat doesn't let us stay out forever. And while I think you seem really loyal, I wouldn't want to vote you over to Hufflepuff, just because it seems to be for the dense, and you're really not. How about Ravenclaw?"


"It's got the bar where my family hangs out a lot, maybe we'll see each other around if you're there?"

[lovereallybites.livejournal.com]

" Don't thank me. Makes me feel like you think I was bein put out to talk to you." she said looking to him. " That must mean you have to go now huh?" she said leaning her head towards the limo.

" If that is your vote then I am okay with it. And even if I end up some where else I could still go over and look for you couldn't I?" she said with a smile.

Vote: Ravenclaw!

[was-the-bait.livejournal.com]

"I don't think that at all, just wanted you to know, I really enjoyed myself today." He nodded, pulling a face of 'I don't want to'. "Yeah, looks like my escape has been thwarted. He cast his vote for Ravenclaw and rose from his seat.


Adam offered Sookie a hand and when she shook his he grinned "Definitely, once I'm out of that house any time you want to hang out just come find me, I'm over in Gryffindor, I'm usually in the commons or my room, if not Ravenclaw bar with every one, I know you'd be more than welcome."