totally and completely anonymous compy post

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

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benefit_world

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

Nobody's making me write anything!

BEOWULF

[iam-beowulf.livejournal.com]

WE WILL BRING A FOOD CALLED GRANOLA FOR QUICK ENERGY.

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

(Mikami gave up on the conversation at this point. Anything he said would only cause it to descend further into madness.

It was only later that he realised he should have thought to ask who the deputy prefect was, in order to avoid them...)