totally and completely anonymous compy post

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

Comments

[rat-bstrd.livejournal.com]

Rat was online looking up cures for were-rattism, when he happened to read the message board.

You are.

Ah, immaturity.

appleoverlord

[ringo-raver.livejournal.com]

No, you are!

Wrath

[rat-bstrd.livejournal.com]

Rat rolled his eyes, but he'd started it, after all. There was a certain rhyme and reason to these things, a certain way they should go.

I know you are, but what am I?

appleoverlord

[ringo-raver.livejournal.com]

You're gay, clearly.

Wrath

[rat-bstrd.livejournal.com]

"So what if I am?" He wasn't, but with the way he was dressed he was called fag a lot.

appleoverlord

[ringo-raver.livejournal.com]

Nothing really. You all die the same.