OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

Comments

[callahans_genius]

Nikola Tesla. Have at.

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Electric boogaloo: great dance, or greatest dance?

[methleigh.livejournal.com]

Did you meet any of the great wizards of your time?

[entilzha-delenn.livejournal.com]

In your work, did you ever explore the natural properties of crystals?

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Up for questions are Grant, Damien, Billy Brennan, Tenel Ka, Fields, Dieter, Tako, Mathis, Bond, and Griffin.

[callahans_genius]

From the mun: Dr. Grant, who would win? A blooded velociraptor queen, or Sarah Palin on PMS and meth?

[methleigh.livejournal.com]

Do dragons interest you? They are perhaps muggle kin of dinosaurs?

[calligraphywolf.livejournal.com]

From the player, to Bond: You teaming up with the giant alien robot would be pretty cool. Think Hogwarts would survive?

From the player, for Dieter this time: Who wouldn't you do at Hogwarts? Already excluding the various animal students and children, naturally.

[woocha.livejournal.com]

Directed to Griffin: WHY DID YOU KICK ME?

[nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com]

Dr. Grant,


Being the Care of Magical Creatures professor, have you ever been tempted to have sex with any of the creatures in your care?

[hopalongmcgurk.livejournal.com]

Mr. Prohl,

Is there anyone you won't have sex with?

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

For Dieter - and for Griffin, if he's this invisible dude I've been hearing about: How many articles of actual clothing do you own? No, towels don't count.

veritaserum

[methleigh.livejournal.com]

Please. Ask.

Re: veritaserum

[fields-4ever.livejournal.com]

I have to ask, is black your favorite color? I hate to be rude, but have you ever considered a nice blue?

[smaug-thegolden.livejournal.com]

Smaug and Sarutobi Sasuke.

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Do you need fanboys? I think I could offer up Billy and Grant as fanboys. Would you eat them?

[calligraphywolf.livejournal.com]

Amaterasu & Issun (Issun will probably have to answer for the both of them), and if we assume the truth serum actually worked on him and he's forced to answer instead of maiming anyone, Starscream. :D Harass away.

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Since I'm not stupid enough to ask you this normally and expect a straight answer, I'll try my luck now. Any weaknesses, Starscream? Bad shoulder, a trick knee, maybe? Oh, and you looked so charming with a table on your head. Would you consider doing it again?

[cardarchitect.livejournal.com]

On the block: A, Near, Nny, Sadako, La Fee Verte, Tatsuhiro Satou. Ask away.

[oneof-me.livejournal.com]

For Satou: What exactly is hentai?

[righteous-pen.livejournal.com]

Mikami and Unity are both available, although Mikami has Issues with being tied up and will probably answer as unhelpfully as possible.

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to follow That Yagami?

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Matsuda, River, Kurama, Mystina, and if you're feeling it, Tylenol Tylendel on the rack!

[woocha.livejournal.com]

River, are you and A gonna get married?

[papayagami.livejournal.com]

Matt, Ace, Kaga, Peach, Austria, Caron, Sunflora, Soichiro, Turlough, Ryuk, and Wishbone here. (Though Sunflora doesn't really have secrets, and Wishbone already said his.)

[fields-4ever.livejournal.com]

Peach, does having the name of a fruit ever get to you?

[kingbandit.livejournal.com]

Jing, Kusuriyuri, Mello, Yukimura, Gwendal, L, Maddie...have at... *mun hides*

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

Ryuzaki-san, were you offended that I did not ask you to judge Battle Chocolate Strawberry? If it had been any other challenger I would have, but I know your fondness for A.

[fatedjune.livejournal.com]

Rika, Ginko, Walter, and Light. (Walter is a mixed bag of crazy and Ginko isn't given much history though)

[omg-sunflora.livejournal.com]

Your name is LIGHT?

[hopalongmcgurk.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I remember this meme.

The following characters have been force-fed truth potions.

Amaranth
Brienne of Tarth
wight Schrute
Olympia Binewski

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Dwight, why haven't I heard anything about the paintball war we were supposed to have? Chicken?

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

Laura Palmer, Tony Stark, Vesper Lynd and Starman are on the block. Ask away!

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

So many questions, so little time. Tell me, Vesper, had you ever considered legally changing your name? Before the whole Quantum mess, of course.

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

Lezard Valeth mwahahah

[papayagami.livejournal.com]

What the hell is WRONG with you?!

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Karasu.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

(since the mun knows it's non canon...)

I'm curious, why the interest in me?