OOC Memes: When Writer's Block Attacks

[blond-bondshell.livejournal.com]

Wishbone's chocolate made me remember an old meme that had been kind of fun.

Your character has been force-fed a truth potion and tied to a chair. There's no hope for escape, so don't bother trying. Yes, even for you, Bond. I see you working the knots. No, Lezard, you can't turn us all into tribbles.

Both characters and muns can ask questions. The characters have to answer truthfully, but if they're skilled in verbal gymnastics, they can try to talk their way out of answering. Make a post with the names of the characters up for play, and we'll interrogate them suitably.

Comments

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Karasu.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

(since the mun knows it's non canon...)

I'm curious, why the interest in me?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

(If it was Karasu's answer would ruin any chance of him getting laid.)

My interest in you is fabricated, at best, but you are useful since I can manipulate you easily. My actions towards you have no other motive than to torment your samurai friend and drown you in self-disgust. You're too proud, Chairman; I can defile you.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

[Oddly enough, the Chairman grins what can only be called an evil grin.]

I'd like to see you try to defile me. And how do you know of my friendship with the samurai?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

It seems I was right about your pride. I can make you squirm like no one has ever done and your skin will crawl at even the thought at what I'd done to you. My pleasure comes from your displeasure...you can't win against me.

And I can smell him on you. I assume he's your "close" friend.

[gourmetchairman.livejournal.com]

If you really think you'll break me then you have a fight on your hands. And using me to get to Yukimura is cowardly.

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Why are, why, why are you so horrible?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

I enjoy myself. But I am not really so horrible. I do not torment the filthy, ignorant maggots that swarm around my feet; I kill them quickly. They don't deserve my time. No, I use my art for only those who deserve it. I only give release to those I...care...about...

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

You don't think killing people is horrible?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

No. Everyone will die someday. In this way...at least their death will be beautiful. And...appreciated.

[i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com]

And you don't think it's more beautiful to make things live? Since everything falls into entropy anyway.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Since we're all having such a wonderful time baring our souls...

What was the most cruel, horrible, and thoroughly unenjoyable thing anyone has ever done to you? Toguro not killing you doesn't count.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

It seems we're not so different, are we Kurama?

Soon after that incident, I tried to kill myself. They found me and...let me reach the edge of death but wouldn't permit me to die. Then they tried to...fix my suicidal tendencies.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

Such a pity that they failed.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You want me to choose life then, Kurama? I'm flattered.

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

*Glaring* I don't know why I even bother with you.

[bone-not-rock.livejournal.com]

Knock knock.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

Mm...who is there?

[bone-not-rock.livejournal.com]

Woo.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

...do you have a question for me or not?

[bone-not-rock.livejournal.com]

Only if you answer the joke. The response is 'Woo who?'

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

What is your fascination with me?

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

You are beautiful. And...your voice, your mannerisms, your elegance. You bring memories back to me.

[elegantsamurai.livejournal.com]

I am not some character from your past that you can toy with.

[necrobird.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. You're a character from my present that I can toy with.