[Application] Vislor Turlough, Doctor Who (old school)

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

[[Taking him pre-Planet of Fire. So he doesn't know the bitch Peri yet]]

This is not the TARDIS.

Turlough gave a surly glance around the stone walls. "Doctor, if this is some kind of joke, I fail to see the humor." No response. Save from the damned quill poking him. "Fine fine, I'll look."

Oh, god, it's an application for....Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Can't be worse than Brenton.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I fail to see why that should be important on a school application. Not like the administration would just serve us rotting cheese, if any.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

After my time. Or before, depending on how you look at it.

3. What time is it where you are?

As if it's possible to keep track of time when you're travelling in a malfunctioning time machine with a batty Time Lord who's fond of cricket, of all things.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I'm sorry, what?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Bartending actually sounds like a decent job. But what to name it? Probably after something in my travels, out of this world, so no one would get it.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Hey, if he can't decide who to marry, that's his funeral.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

You have a strict teacher who insists on adding more and more homework so you don't have a moment of free time.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well, some people seem to find it humorous to tie me up, so I suppose there's that.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Got nothing, really.



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Turlough________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Turlough_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Turlough________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____Better than tea or the Daleks, I suppose___Turlough______"

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[tomowildcat.livejournal.com]

Tomo comes in and gives the application a cursory glance. Then she looks at the Hufflepuff answer and bursts out laughing. "PFFTHAHAHAHA! Wouldn't think you were that kinky by looking at you!"

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"It's not my fault they have a schoolboy fetish. Besides, it'd take a certain person to arouse me, so kink has nothing to do with it."

[tomowildcat.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but if it's not your thing, then don't let 'em tie you up!" Tomo says as if this is obvious.

"...a certain person? Uh-huh. You holding out for somebody, or is that just an excuse 'cause you have a hard time getting it up?"

The sad thing is that she's acting like she knows what she's talking about.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

If Turlough was more of an open person, he'd have said 'I like you already'.

As it is, Turlough merely answered "Have I mentioned that they capture me to lure the Doctor to them? And whether I'm holding out for someone is none of your concern."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Do you do anything but whine?"

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Do you do anything besides complaining about people whining?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes." Grinning, Nny twirled a knife in one hand.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

Turlough raised his eyebrow. "Another homicidal maniac bent on world domination, then?"

[lady-h3ath3r.livejournal.com]

"I could tie you up, if you like," Lady Heather purred. "I'm quite skilled at it, I assure you."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, but I only let people tie me up if they can catch me." Turlough said with a hint of a smirk.

[lady-h3ath3r.livejournal.com]

She smirked back. "Ahh, so it's the chase you enjoy? I usually charge extra for that, I'm afraid."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"At least you asked permission to tie me up. Not many even do me that courtesy."

[bantersucks.livejournal.com]

Jaime paused at the answers to questions 2 and 3. "So... what year is your time, anyway?"

He didn't ask if the guy had the time machine with him. The way things worked here, he'd probably been dumped here without it.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"When I left Earth, it was 1983. And good riddance to that."

[bantersucks.livejournal.com]

"Good riddance? Huh. You know, people say the eighties sucked, but I didn't know it was that bad. 'Course, you probably meant to travel in time." Okay, so he's still a tiny bit bitter about the missing year. Just a bit.

"So you're probably not gonna freak if I tell you it's 2007. But you're back on Earth now - I guess you got dropped here by accident, too?"

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"People tie you up?" Erk said, referring to the Hufflepuff question. "Same here, only usually with me it's metaphorical. Certain people seem to think that I'm their personal slave."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Better than a willing assassin. Though I didn't go through with it."

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"I can imagine." He couldn't, not really. "I'm Erk, by the way. And you are...?"

[rogue-nebari.livejournal.com]

"Well, some people pay pretty well to have someone to tie up," Chiana says, grinning widely. "Could always use that as a bribe in a pinch."

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"I'll keep that in mind. Course, people also pay pretty well to be tied up as well."

[rogue-nebari.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, they do. But you didn't mention anything about knowing how to do the tying in your answer." Not that she's into that anymore, of course. But still.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"You've got nothing for a bribe? Absolutely nothing? I find that hard to believe," the Hat pouted.

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

"Well, you certainly not taking my tie."

Turlough thought for a minute, dug in his pockets to see if he could find anything.

"Why do I have this?" he asked rhetorically, holding up a packet of tea.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Because it's for me?" the Hat guessed, excited.

Hufflepuff!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Hufflepuff!