Rooney R. Doodle from The Doodlebops

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Hmmm. Well, I like cheese and crackers but…I guess I like bleu cheese. Did you know bleu cheese is actually French and made of goats milk instead of cow's milk? And did you know humming birds can't walk? And did you know ambiguously gay characters come under huge scrutiny when in children's television shows? I learned all that from a book!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You know, I really don't know what death is. My young mind in adult body hasn't yet comprehended the complexities of the ending of someone else's existence. But I do know that even if I don't think I'll like something new to try it and I might be surprised. I didn't like cauliflower until I tried it! It's really great! So maybe I'll like killing too!

3. What time is it where you are?
It's time for the Doodlebop pledge!

We promise to care! We promise to share all together as a team! Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything! Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Sexual harassment? Wow, that sounds complicated! How do you play that?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Chocolate Bar! Though vegetables really are better. In the dark? I guess it'd have to be a Dark Chocolate Bar, then. I'm actually kind of scared of the dark–do you think it'd be okay if I use a flashlight?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Mythology is so cool! I like reading about dragons and gods like Zeus! He sort of looked like Santa Clause...hey! Maybe Zeus could pick which one Harry should marry! That would be really cool! Though, kind of unlikely...because Zeus is mythological. Is Harry short for Harriet?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.

Sounds like you have your Cleaner Upper Machine on reverse! I could probably fix it for you. But eventually you'll have to clean it up. You can't take a short cut! Cleaning up can be really fun as long as you're singing a song and doing flamboyant choreography!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Oh, I can invent lots of stuff. I once invented a machine to make me invisible (but then I lost the knob while it was invisible and was almost invisible for ever) and I invented a Cleaner Up Machine (but I accidentally turned it in reverse and we had to clean everything up anyway) and the Bring A Sound Arounder (but I tried to sell it and it got in the way of friendship) and I invented the Honkaphone, too...but I don't really like that one. I invented a flying machine but...er...it sort of flew off. Actually, none of my inventions turn out exactly like their supposed to...come to think of it...hm. I have rockin' overalls, though and really cool dreds!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I can sing you a song and play an awesome guitar riff! Come on! Get up and dance! Come on…I SAID GET UP AND DANCE! Ahem...

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rooney R. Doodle
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.Rooney R. Doodle
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rooney R. Doodle.
One day, lady marmalade will rule the world. Rooney R. Doodle"

Comments

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

In The Old Man's head, the word "Doodlebop" somehow translated itself to "Digdogger," an old acquaintance of his.

"DIGDOGGER HATES CERTAIN KIND OF SOUND?," The Old Man asked.

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Uh..." Rooney put on a perturbed look but then smiled. "I like all kinds of sounds! What's a digdogger? Is that anything like a rare bandy-legged boobie bird? Those things are REALLY hard to find! Did you know they're among the rarest birds in the entire world!"

He paused. His infinitely ADHD personality finally took hold of his surroundings.

"Wow...this isn't the playhouse... I wonder where Deedee and Moe are." Rooney scratched his head dramatically. "Huh!"

[eastmostdodongo.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, so Digdogger was lost? "PATRA HAS THE MAP," The Old Man said helpfully.

[garu-sama.livejournal.com]

Wandering absently around the halls, Garu seemed to have ended up... Exactly where he started.

"Great." he muttered to himself.

It was then that he noticed the room was not empty. Indeed, it seemed the school had another applicant. Glancing over the parchment, he folded his arms over his chest.

"What would make you think that Harry is short for Harriet?" he asked the strange-looking individual.

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Uh...well," Rooney said, and fidgeted. He leaned over to no one in particular and nodded, "My CBC representative says I don't have anything to say about that."

[wright-phoenix.livejournal.com]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"I'm a Doodle!" Rooney said enthusiastically and not one bit phased by the man's tone of voice nor his apparent shouting.

"What are you?" he asked, jokingly, with a giggle.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

This guy looked like the rejectiest of Arkham rejects. Like, not even fit for Guy Gardner's rogue gallery.

Still, he vaguely resembled an evil clown, and needed to be dealt with accordingly. Evil clowns and Robins did not mix!

"There's a no-kill spell in place," she told him, without bothering to read the application. "So any heist you might be planning isn't going to work out."

Good detectiving there, Steph.

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

Rooney blinked once.

"Is that anything like spell-check?" he asked, innocently. "Wait! I know! My sister Deedee does magic too!" His eyes got big and his mouth did a good representation of the 15th letter of the alphabet at the realization. A huge vacuum sealed gasp emitted from his mouth. "Do you do MAGIC!"

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

Erk blinked. The man was blue. And very, very loud. "Why don't your inventions turn out like they're supposed to?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"I'm just a kid," Rooney protested despite his height at 5'11 and well-developed body. "I still need a lot of practice. But I really like inventing things! Do you like inventing things?"

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

*frowns*

What's "ambiguously gay" mean?

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

Rooney put a hand on his hip and tilted his head with a look of bewilderment.

"What's what-what?" he said in a Tourettes-inspired fashion. "Hey! You look like you need to dance! Can you make a rainbow with your arms? It's really easy. Do you want me to show you how?"

[soggynotecards.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, another musician. A blue musician. Demyx very carefully summoned his sitar and pretended to use a summoning charm at the same time - best not to alarm the applicant, after all. "I don't know about the dancing, but music can make just about anything better. I'm Demyx."

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"I'm Rooney!" He jutted out his hand. "Wow, I really like your sitar!" Rooney's vast knowledge of anything musical was really phenomenal, if not entirely annoying. The entire doodle family were musical savants, which probably explained their slowly developing social skills in other aspects.

[ka-click.livejournal.com]

"You need to die."

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Dye? No, it's all natural. Believe it or not people have actually thought it was a wig! How crazy is that!" Rooney replied, used to random animals such as dogs, cats, penguins, and moose heads mounted on walls being able to talk.

[rosecasson.livejournal.com]

'I don't want to dance,' Rose says consideringly, 'But I want to ask a question. Are you still properly scared of the dark? Can you fix it?'

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Well, when it's dark outside or the lights go out I just keep thinking about how they'll eventually come on again and it really helps me. I even have a little bear I snuggle up to. Do you have anything you do to make you feel better when you're afraid?" Rooney asked.

[wrinklesintime.livejournal.com]

"I think Zeus would be more interested in... you know... sleeping with Fred, George and Harry. I'm not sure he's quite the mythologixal creature you'd want deciding who they should marry."

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"I sleep with my brother and sister when it's storming outside..." Rooney said with his head cocked curiously.

[hellminxmel.livejournal.com]

Maia nearly giggles with glee. Still smarting from her conversation with angel boy, here's someone she can infect.

'Killing's brilliant fun, kiddo,' the demon tells him earnestly. 'It's so neat, and quick. Snap--and it's done.'

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Really? I can't snap very well, actually..." Rooney said trying to snap is malformed fingers. "But that sounds really cool. How do you do it?"

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

"Have you ever invented a machine that bakes a variety of cookies and brownies?"

Ravenclaw!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

(( In absence of reply to the Sorting Hat, this application is receiving a perfunctory Sorting. ))

Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Ravenclaw!