Rooney R. Doodle from The Doodlebops

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Hmmm. Well, I like cheese and crackers but…I guess I like bleu cheese. Did you know bleu cheese is actually French and made of goats milk instead of cow's milk? And did you know humming birds can't walk? And did you know ambiguously gay characters come under huge scrutiny when in children's television shows? I learned all that from a book!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You know, I really don't know what death is. My young mind in adult body hasn't yet comprehended the complexities of the ending of someone else's existence. But I do know that even if I don't think I'll like something new to try it and I might be surprised. I didn't like cauliflower until I tried it! It's really great! So maybe I'll like killing too!

3. What time is it where you are?
It's time for the Doodlebop pledge!

We promise to care! We promise to share all together as a team! Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything! Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Sexual harassment? Wow, that sounds complicated! How do you play that?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Chocolate Bar! Though vegetables really are better. In the dark? I guess it'd have to be a Dark Chocolate Bar, then. I'm actually kind of scared of the dark–do you think it'd be okay if I use a flashlight?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Mythology is so cool! I like reading about dragons and gods like Zeus! He sort of looked like Santa Clause...hey! Maybe Zeus could pick which one Harry should marry! That would be really cool! Though, kind of unlikely...because Zeus is mythological. Is Harry short for Harriet?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.

Sounds like you have your Cleaner Upper Machine on reverse! I could probably fix it for you. But eventually you'll have to clean it up. You can't take a short cut! Cleaning up can be really fun as long as you're singing a song and doing flamboyant choreography!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Oh, I can invent lots of stuff. I once invented a machine to make me invisible (but then I lost the knob while it was invisible and was almost invisible for ever) and I invented a Cleaner Up Machine (but I accidentally turned it in reverse and we had to clean everything up anyway) and the Bring A Sound Arounder (but I tried to sell it and it got in the way of friendship) and I invented the Honkaphone, too...but I don't really like that one. I invented a flying machine but...er...it sort of flew off. Actually, none of my inventions turn out exactly like their supposed to...come to think of it...hm. I have rockin' overalls, though and really cool dreds!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I can sing you a song and play an awesome guitar riff! Come on! Get up and dance! Come on…I SAID GET UP AND DANCE! Ahem...

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rooney R. Doodle
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.Rooney R. Doodle
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rooney R. Doodle.
One day, lady marmalade will rule the world. Rooney R. Doodle"

Comments

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"I use what's generally called anima magic - it deals with wind, lightning, fire, and ice. And there's a few things I've picked up here as well - mostly through independent study, as classes aren't exactly frequent; there's a particularly interesting spell that can actually turn an object into a bird." He blinked. "Who's Audio Murphy?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Audio Murphy is a blue dog that tapes all of our music videos and records all our songs before our concerts! He has a video camera that comes out of the wall! Did I mention I'm the lead guitar player of the Doodlebops?" At this point Rooney juts out his hand to reveal an emblem embossed on the palm of his left hand. For a moment his hand emits a particularly trippy blue light but then returns to its original form, of what it is.

"See?" he gestures to the guitar case that had always been there but never mentioned in the exposition before this behind him. He opens up the case revealing a his guitar (http://www.deedeerooneymoe.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/guitar1.jpg). "Pretty cool, huh?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"A dog..." There was something in one of the Muggle Studies books about music and video recorders, but how would a dog work one? It hasn't got thumbs!

"You're a musician as well as an inventor? Impressive."

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Thank you! But all of us have our own talents. Deedee is really good at magic and great with the piano or keytar. She's also a really good tap dancer! Moe is really good at hiding and break dancing and playing the drums. I'm really good at inventing stuff, playing guitar, and musical quality dance moves," Rooney replied.

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"I see." He sounds a lot more intelligent than he actually acts. "Do you have a House in mind?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"Yeah..." Rooney said thoughtfully, "A little blue house with guitar shaped doors and wings attached so that if you ever want to move, all you have to do is hit a button and it'll fly away! And a bunch of birds around it. I'm really into bird watching. Maybe a sanctuary! A sanctuary is a place where animals are kept in their natural surroundings but so that other people can watch them and protect them. Isn't that cool!"

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"Wouldn't it be a little hard to fit through guitar-shaped doors?" Erk coughed softly to remind himself that he should get back on topic. "I meant, ah... Has anyone explained about the Houses here yet?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

Rooney blinked trying to follow the sudden change of topics. People usually didn't switch thoughts during conversation with him. Complex conversational skills weren't his strong point. His mind could easily wander away from the subject at hand.

He shook his head "no" slowly, eyes innocent and curious. "What are houses!" the question seemed dumb, even to him.

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"Here, the Houses are basically..." Someone seems to have stolen my vocabulary. Oh, there it is. "Well, they're just groups that people are put into based on what they're like as a person. Gryffindor for brave people, Ravenclaw for intelligent people, Hufflepuff for loyal and friendly people, and Slytherin for cunning and ambitious people."

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"Wow, that's really cool! I wonder what House I would go into! They all sound really neat!" Rooney said enthusiastically. "What house are you in?"

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"I'm in Gryffindor. I'm not sure how it happened, since I certainly don't think I'm that brave... Maybe it was dealing with that dragon. I think you'd actually fit well in Ravenclaw. Thinkers can always use a fresh perspective. What do you think?"

[rooney-r-doodle.livejournal.com]

"That would be sooooooo cool! I love birds! And I like to think! Yep, seems like a perfect match!" Rooney said and did a little victory jump akin to a highschool cheerleader. "Yeah!"

Vote: RAVENCLAW!

[mageofanima.livejournal.com]

"All right, then. Hope I'll see you around." As Erk left, a thought crossed his mind: Some of the more cynical Ravenclaws are in for a nasty shock.