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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Hmmm. Well, I like cheese and crackers but…I guess I like bleu cheese. Did you know bleu cheese is actually French and made of goats milk instead of cow's milk? And did you know humming birds can't walk? And did you know ambiguously gay characters come under huge scrutiny when in children's television shows? I learned all that from a book!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You know, I really don't know what death is. My young mind in adult body hasn't yet comprehended the complexities of the ending of someone else's existence. But I do know that even if I don't think I'll like something new to try it and I might be surprised. I didn't like cauliflower until I tried it! It's really great! So maybe I'll like killing too!

3. What time is it where you are?
It's time for the Doodlebop pledge!

We promise to care! We promise to share all together as a team! Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything! Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Sexual harassment? Wow, that sounds complicated! How do you play that?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Chocolate Bar! Though vegetables really are better. In the dark? I guess it'd have to be a Dark Chocolate Bar, then. I'm actually kind of scared of the dark–do you think it'd be okay if I use a flashlight?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Mythology is so cool! I like reading about dragons and gods like Zeus! He sort of looked like Santa Clause...hey! Maybe Zeus could pick which one Harry should marry! That would be really cool! Though, kind of unlikely...because Zeus is mythological. Is Harry short for Harriet?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.

Sounds like you have your Cleaner Upper Machine on reverse! I could probably fix it for you. But eventually you'll have to clean it up. You can't take a short cut! Cleaning up can be really fun as long as you're singing a song and doing flamboyant choreography!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Oh, I can invent lots of stuff. I once invented a machine to make me invisible (but then I lost the knob while it was invisible and was almost invisible for ever) and I invented a Cleaner Up Machine (but I accidentally turned it in reverse and we had to clean everything up anyway) and the Bring A Sound Arounder (but I tried to sell it and it got in the way of friendship) and I invented the Honkaphone, too...but I don't really like that one. I invented a flying machine but...er...it sort of flew off. Actually, none of my inventions turn out exactly like their supposed to...come to think of it...hm. I have rockin' overalls, though and really cool dreds!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I can sing you a song and play an awesome guitar riff! Come on! Get up and dance! Come on…I SAID GET UP AND DANCE! Ahem...

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rooney R. Doodle
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.Rooney R. Doodle
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rooney R. Doodle.
One day, lady marmalade will rule the world. Rooney R. Doodle"

Date: 2007-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellminxmel.livejournal.com
Maia nearly giggles with glee. Still smarting from her conversation with angel boy, here's someone she can infect.

'Killing's brilliant fun, kiddo,' the demon tells him earnestly. 'It's so neat, and quick. Snap--and it's done.'

Date: 2007-06-17 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellminxmel.livejournal.com
Maia rolls her eyes. 'Yeah, forget the snap part. For first-timers like you, it's best if you get a quick death. Imagine...'

Maia lets herself into his mind, and pulls out a quick memory.

'Making sure you'd always be better than Moe. He'd never upstage you again. Just by a quick bit of pressure applied to his neck. I think it could be a beautiful thing...'

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Date: 2007-06-17 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellminxmel.livejournal.com
'No, that would just make everyone think you're gay and incestuous,' Maia says, wrinkling her nose. Yuck, gay people. Incest she can swing with, as it normally creates metric shitloads of angst.

'By 'a bit', I mean 'a lot' of pressure,' she corrects him. 'Practice with anyone human you meet! Maybe not here, but just off-campus, perhaps...here, just experiment with maiming house-elves, cutting the wings off flies, that sort of thing. Gotta start small, right? Soon you'd have the girls, he'd be forgotten...'

Maia hasn't done the 'convince someone previously good to turn bad' gig very much, and her last attempt went woefully wrong. But she has confidence in her own abilities, due very much to her vanity.

She smirks to herself, the shadow of horns poking through her hair for a moment. 'You'd be the one everyone wanted to pay attention to. You'd never have to worry about his inventions being better than yours. You'd never have to waste five fucking minutes looking for him. And who needs a drummer, anyway?'

Date: 2007-06-17 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellminxmel.livejournal.com
Maia sighs deeply, looking really, really sad. 'It's always how it goes,' she laments quietly and in an upset tone of voice. 'I try to help people and that's all that ever happens!--that I'm being too weird. But this really is the best way, I promise you! I know it seems like a lot but once the effort's there, the rest...will just fall into place.'

Her green eyes brim with tears as she looks at him. For that trick, Maia thought hard about the first time she failed a mission. The memory never fails to make her cry.

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