Rooney R. Doodle from The Doodlebops
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Hmmm. Well, I like cheese and crackers but…I guess I like bleu cheese. Did you know bleu cheese is actually French and made of goats milk instead of cow's milk? And did you know humming birds can't walk? And did you know ambiguously gay characters come under huge scrutiny when in children's television shows? I learned all that from a book!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You know, I really don't know what death is. My young mind in adult body hasn't yet comprehended the complexities of the ending of someone else's existence. But I do know that even if I don't think I'll like something new to try it and I might be surprised. I didn't like cauliflower until I tried it! It's really great! So maybe I'll like killing too!
3. What time is it where you are?
It's time for the Doodlebop pledge!
We promise to care! We promise to share all together as a team! Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything! Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment? Wow, that sounds complicated! How do you play that?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Chocolate Bar! Though vegetables really are better. In the dark? I guess it'd have to be a Dark Chocolate Bar, then. I'm actually kind of scared of the dark–do you think it'd be okay if I use a flashlight?
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Mythology is so cool! I like reading about dragons and gods like Zeus! He sort of looked like Santa Clause...hey! Maybe Zeus could pick which one Harry should marry! That would be really cool! Though, kind of unlikely...because Zeus is mythological. Is Harry short for Harriet?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
Sounds like you have your Cleaner Upper Machine on reverse! I could probably fix it for you. But eventually you'll have to clean it up. You can't take a short cut! Cleaning up can be really fun as long as you're singing a song and doing flamboyant choreography!
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Oh, I can invent lots of stuff. I once invented a machine to make me invisible (but then I lost the knob while it was invisible and was almost invisible for ever) and I invented a Cleaner Up Machine (but I accidentally turned it in reverse and we had to clean everything up anyway) and the Bring A Sound Arounder (but I tried to sell it and it got in the way of friendship) and I invented the Honkaphone, too...but I don't really like that one. I invented a flying machine but...er...it sort of flew off. Actually, none of my inventions turn out exactly like their supposed to...come to think of it...hm. I have rockin' overalls, though and really cool dreds!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can sing you a song and play an awesome guitar riff! Come on! Get up and dance! Come on…I SAID GET UP AND DANCE! Ahem...
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rooney R. Doodle
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.Rooney R. Doodle
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rooney R. Doodle.
One day,lady marmalade will rule the world. Rooney R. Doodle"
Hmmm. Well, I like cheese and crackers but…I guess I like bleu cheese. Did you know bleu cheese is actually French and made of goats milk instead of cow's milk? And did you know humming birds can't walk? And did you know ambiguously gay characters come under huge scrutiny when in children's television shows? I learned all that from a book!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You know, I really don't know what death is. My young mind in adult body hasn't yet comprehended the complexities of the ending of someone else's existence. But I do know that even if I don't think I'll like something new to try it and I might be surprised. I didn't like cauliflower until I tried it! It's really great! So maybe I'll like killing too!
3. What time is it where you are?
It's time for the Doodlebop pledge!
We promise to care! We promise to share all together as a team! Just stick to it! We can do it! We can do anything! Stand tall, say it loud, we're together and we're proud!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment? Wow, that sounds complicated! How do you play that?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Chocolate Bar! Though vegetables really are better. In the dark? I guess it'd have to be a Dark Chocolate Bar, then. I'm actually kind of scared of the dark–do you think it'd be okay if I use a flashlight?
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Mythology is so cool! I like reading about dragons and gods like Zeus! He sort of looked like Santa Clause...hey! Maybe Zeus could pick which one Harry should marry! That would be really cool! Though, kind of unlikely...because Zeus is mythological. Is Harry short for Harriet?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
Sounds like you have your Cleaner Upper Machine on reverse! I could probably fix it for you. But eventually you'll have to clean it up. You can't take a short cut! Cleaning up can be really fun as long as you're singing a song and doing flamboyant choreography!
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Oh, I can invent lots of stuff. I once invented a machine to make me invisible (but then I lost the knob while it was invisible and was almost invisible for ever) and I invented a Cleaner Up Machine (but I accidentally turned it in reverse and we had to clean everything up anyway) and the Bring A Sound Arounder (but I tried to sell it and it got in the way of friendship) and I invented the Honkaphone, too...but I don't really like that one. I invented a flying machine but...er...it sort of flew off. Actually, none of my inventions turn out exactly like their supposed to...come to think of it...hm. I have rockin' overalls, though and really cool dreds!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can sing you a song and play an awesome guitar riff! Come on! Get up and dance! Come on…I SAID GET UP AND DANCE! Ahem...
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rooney R. Doodle
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.Rooney R. Doodle
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rooney R. Doodle.
One day,
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Date: 2007-06-17 12:37 am (UTC)"Okay, so you can say to your class that if you're really afraid of anything then you can just take some time and think of when things will get less scary. And maybe you can get up and spread out your arms reeeeeeally wide and it makes you feel a lot less scared. Just close your eyes and think of something really really happy like a bunch of birds flying over head or a sunset or that guy at the beach the other day...um...musician? Um." Rooney opened an eye. "And I was not looking at him for that long..." He cleared his throat. "Or your favorite color. Mine is blue. You could ask your class what their favorite color is. What's yours?"
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Date: 2007-06-17 12:43 am (UTC)'I have lots,' she says. 'I like every colour. I like saffron yellow and cadmium gold and indigo blue and scarlet and permanent rose (which is my name, Permanent Rose, Mummy is an artist and she got our names off the colour chart apart from Scarlet, that is what Sarah, Saffron's best friend, wants her name to be), and if I think about colours for too long I have to get up and do something with them, and THEN,' (she pauses for breath) 'I don't sleep enough and fall asleep at school and my teacher gets angry.'
'I do not get scared,' she repeats. 'Of anything.'
Except when she was trying to find Mummy's body when she thought she was dead and it was storming and she got locked out of the house. Then she was scared. But he does not know about the hamsters, so he shall not be told.
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Date: 2007-06-17 12:59 am (UTC)"I've never met anyone who paints, before! I bet you're really good! I like to make rainbows with my arms, see?" He stretched his arms out and arced them over his head. He pranced about a few times before returning to her.
"Being the middle child makes me perpetually scared of failure due to my much adored younger brother and the greater maturity of my older sister," he said matter-of-factly.
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Date: 2007-06-17 01:04 am (UTC)The mun has seen your picture when you are not blue and thinks you're hot as as something boiling'Indigo and Saffy don't get like that. They just get on with it.'Rose doesn't like him. 'You should not tell me I am good before you see any of my work. There is a big mural I drew on a corridor wall that you should see. THEN you can tell me if I am good or not. AND.' Oh dear, she's built up some steam here. 'You shouldn't paint rainbows with your arms unless you strap paintbrushes to them with different colours, because I tried that once and fell off the chair and got even more paint on me than usual.'
'You also sounded just like Daddy when you said the last bit,' Rose informs him. That's one more black mark against his name!
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Date: 2007-06-17 01:23 am (UTC)The mun agrees with the aforementioned mun one-hundred percent though she's pretty sure he's gay.His mind couldn't comprehend why no one would like the ever popular rainbow. It was so fun! How could anyone resist?!"Gee...I guess you're right..." Rooney said. She'd obviously hit an emo string on his Rooneytar. He slumped down to the floor sitting "indian style", elbows on knees and hands holding up head. His dreds even seemed to give a dilapidated sigh. "My quest for recognition due to the order of my birth has really gotten in the way of my ability to celebrate myself as an individual as apposed to always trying to achieve what those above and beneath me seem to be so proficient in." A beat. "I need juice!"
Rooney zipped up and, canonically speaking, a cup of juice had appeared magically and (with plenty of plothole filling) behind him, which exposition also forgot to mention was bound to happen. He grabbed up the mug, not cup as earlier contrived, filled with a mysterious blue liquid which never seemed to wane in its level. But, for whatever reason, this blue juice seemed to make Rooney much happier.
Vote: Ravenclaw
Date: 2007-06-17 01:28 am (UTC)'What's that?' she asks, pointing at the juice. 'It looks disgusting. And you need to stop being so bothered about everything, because otherwise you'll just be frightened of everything.'
Rose glares. This is her way of giving helpful advice, just as her way of helping Caddy forget how her engagement ring symbolised children was to steal the ring.
'Next time I see you, you had better be braver and less jealous of your brother and sister.'
'And I'm putting you in Ravenclaw because you're blue.'