Transfiguration Class

[tartan-pussy.livejournal.com]

Minerva knew that students rarely made it to class on time these days (if at all) and so she left the following instructions on the board:


Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.

A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.

Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.

Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!

If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.

Comments

[makeminemayday.livejournal.com]

May came back to her seat with another handful of straw, and the note dropped into her lap as soon as she sat down.

Steph (could be worse, your name probably didn't rhyme with almost all the boys and your teacher kept getting it wrong) -

Transfigure him pants? Why ruin the show? (And I doubt he'd wear them.)

-May

Some of the straw just happened to roll off the desk's edge, and while May bent to retrieve it, the note rolled over to rest beside Steph's foot.

[busty-robin.livejournal.com]

Steph placed her quill on the edge of the desk, and then pushed it onto the ground with her elbow. She leaned down, picked the note up, and held back a chortle.

May-

I doubt it, too. I mean, that is one guy who's well prepared for nakedness. He's clearly a waxer.

-Steph

She sat up and leaned over to May’s desk, ostensibly to look at the girl’s cheese progress. She dropped the note on the desk, trusting that it would be well hidden by the growing pile of cheese.