Transfiguration Class

[tartan-pussy.livejournal.com]

Minerva knew that students rarely made it to class on time these days (if at all) and so she left the following instructions on the board:


Today we will be turning straw into cheese straws. Please take a handful of straw from the table back to your work space.

A wand is required for this class. If you do not own one, see me. I have loaner wands you may use for this class.

Once you have all your supplies in order, you may begin with the lesson. Take a single straw and set it on your desk away from anything else. Point your wand at it and say the incantation "Caseum verto" while envisioning the straw turning into cheese. Do NO say "CaseUS verto" lest you turn part of yourself into cheese.

Once you have succesfully tranfigured three straws, call for me to come inspect your work. Do not eat your materials until I have inspected them!

If you require additional assistant, raise your hand and I will come help you.

Comments

[world-builder.livejournal.com]

That nearly made him choke. He'd heard a great deal of foul language--the engineers could curse with the best of them--but this was just...vulgar beyond belief.

"Young man, I did warn you." And, with only that for preamble, he smacked House upside the head. "Be civil or, or, you know, be quiet."

[canes-can-kill.livejournal.com]

"Ow!" House glared heavily at Slartibartfast, one hand clutching the back of his head where he'd just been hit. "Christ, you're awfully defense of Minerva here. I don't see any wedding rings. Unrequited crush, maybe? One-night stand?"

[world-builder.livejournal.com]

He choked again. "I can't, you know, I can't come to a lady's defense without, ah, without ulterior motive?" Nevermind that he did (kind of) have ulterior motive; he was quite fond of Minerva, and nobody should talk to her like that. Grrr.

[tartan-pussy.livejournal.com]

"Just because Slarti here has a shred of honor- unlike some people here- doesn't mean that he is... fishing for something."