Application for Damien Thorn

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The cheddar from Thorn Industries, of course! We use only the best soy in our food products.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill anyone. However, it would be a terrible misfortune if my dog was to get loose in the vicinity of either of them. I believe he would go after Carrottop first.

3. What time is it where you are?
6:24, if you must know. I do not care for people who have to rely on others to know what is going on around them.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment is so...crass. I prefer to think of it as enjoying darker forms of human desires. n Pleasure and pain are truly one in sex. Why would I deny this exquisite form of torture to any member of the Order?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown of Thorns.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry Fred and keep George as his lover. When he gets bored with the arrangement, he can swap them out.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You keep putting paper on the desk, obviously.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am the CEO of a global corporation, an Ambassador, and the Antichrist. I can control animals and the weak minded with the strength of my will. The powers of Hell are at my command. I also throw fantastic parties.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could offer you your deepest, darkest fantasies and perversions, but I see that has already been done. I strive to be unique, so instead I offer you forgiveness. Your sins are no longer marks on your soul, but instead are glorious praises to my Father. When I take over Heaven, Hell, and Earth, you shall be rewarded for your crimes. For what man's virtues outweigh his sins?

If THAT doesn't work, I ran across a Girl Scout troop this afternoon. You can have the Girl Scouts or the cookies, I don't care which.

If I may, I'd like to offer a few more items to my bribe. I have a small collection of knives, a few extremly rare artifacts, and several antique books on Biblical history.

Comments

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Ack!

*almost drops bowl, taken by surprise, but recovers and gives Mokie a quick grin*

Yeah, sure thing. Anyone who wants any is free to help themselves.

*head tilt at Kira* Have you guys met? Mokie, that's Kira. He's a new Ravenclaw. Kira, this is Mokie. He's my younger brother.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hi, Kira. *takes a handfull of popcorn* And thanks, 'nii-chan--the popcorn just smelled so good, I couldn't ignore it when I was walking by. So what's going on over here?

I know we need to vote on this guy, but I don't know where to put him. I'm not sure if I should take the girl scout cookie bribe either, but it's tempting.

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

It looks like there might be a battle between myself and the fellow over there. And I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with the cookies.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Well...uh.... Okay. How about some Thin Mints? I love those, and can usually get 'nii-sama to eat a couple.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Well, Kira and Damien, *definitely likes that name* are apparently having a contretemps at the moment, and Damien also got off on the wrong foot with Adam.

I'm supplying popcorn, and waiting to get enough people here to start up a pool on who'll win and how.

As for the cookies, they're probably safe. I just don't like the Girl Scouts cookies. No flavors that interest me.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a cultural thing where I come from. We refer to our older, very close friends as siblings if we want them as family--because then they are family! But I do look a lot like him, don't I? Just imagine if I had green eyes instead of blue! *hugs Ryuuji close*

But I'm actually Seto's younger brother by blood, Ryuuji's younger brother by choice.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*chimes in, having finished his handful of popcorn*

He's from Domino, same as Seto.

*grins and tickles Mokuba while being hugged* And yeah, for people that aren't related, Mokie and I look a lot alike. And he likes ice-cream. That's definitely a major trait of mine, though I'm not sure if it's genetic or not.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

*giggles as he's being tickled, then clings harder so he can't be tickled as easily*

I don't think the ice-cream gene is genetic, but you never know--it could be. Wonder what else we have in common? 'nii-sama says we're both very imaginitive and creative, and hyper--that sort of thing.

'nii-sama's more like 'tou-chan. Very busy, worried, protective, responsible, can be harsh, but is usually very gentle with those under his care. That's how 'tou-chan was, as I remember him. Granted, I never saw 'tou-chan be sarcastic, rude to those that annoy him, or dangerous...but those may just have been things 'tou-chan hid from us.... 'nii-sama says he's nothing like 'tou-chan was. *shifty look to the side, towards Seto, somewhere off to the side of the room* >.>

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*stops tickling him to focus on popcorn again*

Hm... A tendency to like people that other people don't understand us liking? Being talkative? And hey, I'm not hyper! Just, you know, enthused.

*laughs at himself, then stays quiet at the assessment of Seto since he never met Seto's father*

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hmm.... That sounds about right, I think. I don't have a problem with most people, anyway. Usually just about anyone is easy to get along with, or has something fun about them. Talkative--yeah, definitely. *blushes a bit*

I like that better! We're enthused! Not hyper. Heh, I'll tell that to 'nii-sama next time he tries to claim I've had too much chocolate. That's another thing, we both like chocolate, right? What else do you think we have in common?

We like games, though I think you prefer more games of chance, no? Then again, DDM does require a high level of skill to it, and foresight.

*with Ryuuji quiet about about the Seto assessment, Mokuba thinks he might have said too much again, so he stops talking about Seto, for the most part*

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*nodding at the liking chocolat bit, Ryuuji considered the questions about games*

I like games that aren't purely one thing or another. The between-and-betwixt games, chance and logic both mixed together. Anything that's pure logic, like chess, is boring but something that relies just on luck isn't much fun either. I need logic to keep my mind entertained, and chance to mix it up and add in a third element to the game, besides just the intelligence levels of myself and my opponent.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...Mokuba can answer that one better than I could. It was fine for me, kinda a smallish city mostly dominated by Kaiba Corp. But since I was a transfer student, and left as soon as I was done with school, I don't really know all that much about it.

*tosses a kernal at Kira, curious to see if he can catch it*

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

I don't know if anyone else wants some, but all this salt is making me thirsty. *uncorks a bottle of with with the name Thorn on the label*

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

bottle of wine

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*instant suspicion of poison or anything at all, really, tilts his head to a side and asks* What's that?

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Everywhere.

*snickers, then applauds and explains a little more fully*

I moved around a lot as a kid but the last place I was in before going to Domino was Austria. Little country in Europe, best known for being home to the man responsible for the Holocaust.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Heh.... Well, I ended up looking like our mother, and he looks more like our father. You didn't see him when he was younger--he had the same face shape as me, and the same eyes, and we have the same lips. Kinda poutyish, you just can't tell with 'nii-sama because he's usually hiding that with a firm look. He's always so controlled.

We're all from Domino--shortly outside of Tokyo, in fact. Granted, 'nii-sama and I live on the outskirts of Domino too, right off the coast. It's a nice location. *smiles*

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's great. I can go to the beach whenever I want to. It's better to take a vacation into one of the nearby coastal towns, though. We have a villa in Kobe.

And 'nii-sama was an adorable kid! See! *opens the card locket around his neck to show the picture of Seto inside* And what do you mean explode? I always thought people more imploded if they didn't relax once in a while, but I have to agree. 'nii-sama needs to spend less time working, and more time enjoying life. It's hard to get him to do that, though.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, constant outbursts are bad. 'nii-sama never really has those. When he gets angry and fires people, he smirks in this kinda scary way. It's freaky--I'm glad it doesn't happen often.

At the time though? Though what? Go on, go on? What were you going to say? Sometimes it's okay to have outbursts? Is it more healthy?

I always thought it was more healthy to look on the bright side of life, myself. Or at least find something else to concentrate on. And I'll keep trying, of course! I don't want my brother to die young because of stress! I've been scared about that ever since I started reading health reports, and reports about sleeping habits and stuff like that. *pout*