Application for Damien Thorn

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The cheddar from Thorn Industries, of course! We use only the best soy in our food products.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I wouldn't kill anyone. However, it would be a terrible misfortune if my dog was to get loose in the vicinity of either of them. I believe he would go after Carrottop first.

3. What time is it where you are?
6:24, if you must know. I do not care for people who have to rely on others to know what is going on around them.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment is so...crass. I prefer to think of it as enjoying darker forms of human desires. n Pleasure and pain are truly one in sex. Why would I deny this exquisite form of torture to any member of the Order?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown of Thorns.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry Fred and keep George as his lover. When he gets bored with the arrangement, he can swap them out.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You keep putting paper on the desk, obviously.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I am the CEO of a global corporation, an Ambassador, and the Antichrist. I can control animals and the weak minded with the strength of my will. The powers of Hell are at my command. I also throw fantastic parties.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could offer you your deepest, darkest fantasies and perversions, but I see that has already been done. I strive to be unique, so instead I offer you forgiveness. Your sins are no longer marks on your soul, but instead are glorious praises to my Father. When I take over Heaven, Hell, and Earth, you shall be rewarded for your crimes. For what man's virtues outweigh his sins?

If THAT doesn't work, I ran across a Girl Scout troop this afternoon. You can have the Girl Scouts or the cookies, I don't care which.

If I may, I'd like to offer a few more items to my bribe. I have a small collection of knives, a few extremly rare artifacts, and several antique books on Biblical history.

Comments

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, constant outbursts are bad. 'nii-sama never really has those. When he gets angry and fires people, he smirks in this kinda scary way. It's freaky--I'm glad it doesn't happen often.

At the time though? Though what? Go on, go on? What were you going to say? Sometimes it's okay to have outbursts? Is it more healthy?

I always thought it was more healthy to look on the bright side of life, myself. Or at least find something else to concentrate on. And I'll keep trying, of course! I don't want my brother to die young because of stress! I've been scared about that ever since I started reading health reports, and reports about sleeping habits and stuff like that. *pout*

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

*looks down a bit* I...I know everyone can't be controlled all of the time. That's asking a bit much of people. And the more you repress something instead of just take care of it, the worse it gets. I know that very well.

I'm not happy all of the time either, I just prefer being happy, so I find reasons to be happy. But I do show a bit when I'm sad, or things like that, because I feel better afterwards, and then I can move on and let it go.

But 'nii-sama doesn't seem to really repress that stuff. He doesn't force himself to be happy...he just doesn't seem to care about most things. Is that the same thing as repression, are you sure? I've seen express it when he is angry--and it's scary. Or when he's happy, even! Well...err...or close to happy, however close he gets. Well, he seems happy when something deals with me.

I don't really think it's anything to worry about....

And I don't really think hitting stuff is theraputic. *winces* Nor would 'nii-sama like that suggestion. Not that he hasn't hurt people...but he tends to be very cautious about that stuff, even if other people don't think he is.

And...thanks, I think, if you're right about him not dying young, that is.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Well, I had figured the explosion thing was a joke, anyway, so I just played along. But I also know people that repress stuff tend to just explode randomly about things if they're not careful. I've seen that happen.

Well, maybe it's theraputic for you.... *wincing a bit* Just don't do it around me or my brother, okay? You do that, and everything will be okay! *smiles*

Mmm...well, they know he's cautious, they just think he might be violent too. Of course, they may have good reason to think that.

Well, you're right about one thing--he's a survivor, and so am I. So no worries there.

[puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com]

Okay. Good. I'll consider that a deal then. We'll be careful not to upset you, and you don't hit things around us. *smiles*

Err...possibly. I really shouldn't be saying so much about my brother.... He's not violent. I don't think so, at least. Perhaps when provoked, but that's not an issue I need to worry about.