Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary

[all-madhere.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.

3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?

It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.

Comments

Vote: Qanonreip

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

*smirks unpleasantly* Yes, I know.

Well Belial did. He got tired of being raped after six thousand years of it.

But since Kira is vouching for you, and the kid is one of the few people at this school I can stand, I'll be nice and not squib you. My vote is for Qanonreip.

Re: Vote: Qanonreip

[all-madhere.livejournal.com]

As long as you know, darling.

Funny. I don't think I'd ever get tired of being raped by Lucifer, although he'd never want to rape me. Now, consensual sex with Lucifer, on the other hand... I'd get bored of that in a human heartbeat.

Is that so? If you're being "nice," I suppose I should thank you, then.

Re: Vote: Qanonreip

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I've been practicing for eons, dearest. So kind of you to notice.

Okay, that definitely falls into the category of too much information that I don't give a damn about. Keep your perversions to yourself. I guess the kid was right about the crush thing...

You should thank me. Or I could run you over with my car, if you prefer. Actually, no, I take that back. You probably would prefer it.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Professor Crowley, as annoying as this applicant is, I....

It's my fault she/he... IT is here. I went to Sakuya looking for a way to keep Ryuuji's father's soul stuck in Hell, so he wouldn't be able to come back to life. Sakuya says IT is the only thing that can actually help.

I guess...I'm trying to say, I apologize, and just thought I should explain things to you, since it seems it is just further annoying you. I didn't know this is who he would call up.

Would you also do me the favor of not mentioning this application to Ryuuji?

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I figured Kira called it here, which is the only reason I didn't squib it. And you needn't worry about me telling Ryuuji. We're not exactly on speaking terms.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Thank-you. Odd as it is, I'll be grateful for your falling out now.

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

You may want to seriously rethink how you phrase that, kid...

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

... I didn't mean it that way.

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I don't care how you meant it. Your words matter as much as your meanings, so watch it.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Fine.

I'm grateful you and Ryuuji are not on speaking terms.

Happy now?

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Ecstatic. Singing songs about sunshine and lollipops. Don't get snippy with me, kid. I just taught you a valuable life lesson.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Is it really that important?

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

What the... Are you a Slytherin or aren't you? Of course it's important. You can't influence people if you keep insulting them, inadvertently or not. Words have a life of their own, especially in a magic school, and if you don't use them correctly, you're going to get fucked some day. Think before you speak.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

I meant what I said, not how I phrased myself. I'm well aware the importance of subtleties, Professor. I was unaware it was such an issue to have it brought up in that manner, that's all.

Why don't you stop being so snippy to someone who honestly has no idea how you people think? And is actually trying to understand so as not to make the same mistake again. Especially when you are not the only fallen I know/speak to.

I'm sorry. Damn.


[[OOC: Why do I get the feeling these two are going to clash often now? >D]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

In fact, what you said as well as what you meant were both in poor taste. What has occurred between him and me is none of your business. And you already know my issues with the way it was phrased.

Why don't you stop trying to dictate my behaviour? I don't give a fuck how many multitudes of the host you've spoken with personally, this is how I am and I do and say whatever I want to do and say. If that doesn't line up with your little expectations, well, tough shit. I don't need to please or accommodate you in any way.

You seem to have the impression that I give a damn about your feelings, but to me you're just one of billions of humans that have briefly trod on the Earth. You'll be gone in less than a century, so why should I care what you think of me?

(('Cause they're both stubborn bastards? XD))

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

If you don't care what I think of you, why are you making such a huge fuss over this? And I didn't say anything of my feelings, either. You brought that up yourself, as though defensive. What is that, if you don't care?

Not that I care about you either, or what you think. *crosses arms, slightly smirking, and ready to tell Crowley he can just go back to Hell, or wherever he came from, because Seto's seconds away from pushing himself into completely not giving a damn about anyone. Sans Mokuba, of course*

[[*snickerfit* This could be fun if Seto wasn't in such a rotten mood. >D Or if he hadn't slipped up like that.]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you think of me, but I still expect to be treated with respect, which means you not thoughtlessly bringing up delicate subjects. You'll notice that I haven't mentioned anything about evil clowns, brothers, roommates, bats, or boxer shorts during this entire conversation.

And if you don't care about me or if I care about you, then why are trying so hard to prove that I do? *doesn't cross his arms because that's a defensive gesture, but leans casually against the wall*

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

*through his teeth* I apologized. And I am showing you respect, because if not for the fact you're a professor, I would have told you where you could shove your little hissy fit minutes ago. *tenses up at the mention of bats, evil clowns, brothers and roommates, fingers digging into his arms, but all of that stops at boxer shorts* ...? Boxer shorts?

And I only brought that up to prove a point. It has nothing to do with whether I care or not. *still has his own arms crossed, right over his heart*

[[OOC: >D Boxer shorts. April Fools? *DEAD of laughter* Seto should barely remember that, since he was arrow influenced at the time. >D Then tried to forget it via repressed memories ASAP.]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You just did. Only in a pathetically passive-agressive way so that you could say you didn't. *smirks and shrugs* You're awfully cute in your pj's too, darling.

*notices his body language* You know, I don't think you'd be standing here arguing with me about it if you didn't. *says nothing about the fact that this is true for him, too*

((*laughs* I had to. Please forgive. :D))

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't, not in the manner I would say it normally, not at all. I just pointed out I had a strong desire to, but have held back. Only because you're a professor, though.

*hisses* CUTE? *Seto stops himself from becoming too upset, considering Crowley might have said that just to anger him* Right...well, I wouldn't know what you look like in yours, since you were in Ryuuji's body at the time, and we're supposed to pretend none of that happened, rememebr?

Oh? That's what you think? That I'm still standing here because I actually care? I should correct that then. I would hate for you to get the wrong impression. *turns to leave*

[[>D No issue, Hon. It's hilarious. >D And the perfect sort of thing to mention around Mr. uptight-must-have-a-stick-up-his-ass Kaiba. >D Hope you don't have too much issue with this leading to Seto doing something a bit drastic, though. ^___^;; Granted, it's more Ryuuji that's caused the reaction than anything. And for me...this conversation was actually quite humorous. >D]]

Re: Vote: Qanonreip

[all-madhere.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit insulted that "the kid," as you call him, would devalue my eternal devotion to something as trivial as a mere crush, but then, I suppose I wouldn't expect anything otherwise from him, either. He's always been so cold where I'm concerned. ^_^

Oh, no, I'm perfectly content to thank you, sir. I only seek abuse from the one I love; only when he ceases to abuse me will I begin to hate him and, possibly, seek abuse elsewhere.

That's not to say I have objections to being run over. I just wouldn't say I preferred it.

Re: Vote: Qanonreip

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

You didn't tell me this is what we were bringing here.

You should have said something.

Re: Vote: Qanonreip

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Yes; you should have.

...Fine, but seeing as what trouble this is causing, I'll consider our debts even.