Application for The Mad Hatter [Belial], Angel Sanctuary

[all-madhere.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? ...That's a weird question. I wasn't told that I'd be asked about cheese, of all things. But I'm not going to try to weasel out of it, oh no. My favorite cheese is goat cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop. As a redhead myself, I can't have some twat giving us all a bad name. But I'll happily do away with Barney too, after I've disposed of Carrottop.

3. What time is it where you are? You know, no two clocks ever say the exact same thing at the exact time. Bearing that in mind, can anyone ever truly know what time it is, really?

It's dark out, for whatever that's worth to you.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Oooh. Now this question, I like. While I'd like the chance to sample them all, if forced to choose only one, it would most likely be Ginny Weasley. I do so love adorable, spirited little girls. I'd go into more detail, but I'm under very specific instructions from my Lord to not, and I'm quoting, "creep everybody out."

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Slithy Toves.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Ooh, now here's another question I like. I can give you anything you want. Well, almost anything, anyway. Normally, there's a price for such requests, but since this is a bribe, I suppose I can give you one "on the house," as they say. Obviously, there are limits to my abilities, but not many. If you need someone knocked off, say, or need something you can't get, come up and see me sometime.

Comments

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Thank-you. Odd as it is, I'll be grateful for your falling out now.

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

You may want to seriously rethink how you phrase that, kid...

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

... I didn't mean it that way.

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I don't care how you meant it. Your words matter as much as your meanings, so watch it.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Fine.

I'm grateful you and Ryuuji are not on speaking terms.

Happy now?

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Ecstatic. Singing songs about sunshine and lollipops. Don't get snippy with me, kid. I just taught you a valuable life lesson.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Is it really that important?

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

What the... Are you a Slytherin or aren't you? Of course it's important. You can't influence people if you keep insulting them, inadvertently or not. Words have a life of their own, especially in a magic school, and if you don't use them correctly, you're going to get fucked some day. Think before you speak.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

I meant what I said, not how I phrased myself. I'm well aware the importance of subtleties, Professor. I was unaware it was such an issue to have it brought up in that manner, that's all.

Why don't you stop being so snippy to someone who honestly has no idea how you people think? And is actually trying to understand so as not to make the same mistake again. Especially when you are not the only fallen I know/speak to.

I'm sorry. Damn.


[[OOC: Why do I get the feeling these two are going to clash often now? >D]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

In fact, what you said as well as what you meant were both in poor taste. What has occurred between him and me is none of your business. And you already know my issues with the way it was phrased.

Why don't you stop trying to dictate my behaviour? I don't give a fuck how many multitudes of the host you've spoken with personally, this is how I am and I do and say whatever I want to do and say. If that doesn't line up with your little expectations, well, tough shit. I don't need to please or accommodate you in any way.

You seem to have the impression that I give a damn about your feelings, but to me you're just one of billions of humans that have briefly trod on the Earth. You'll be gone in less than a century, so why should I care what you think of me?

(('Cause they're both stubborn bastards? XD))

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

If you don't care what I think of you, why are you making such a huge fuss over this? And I didn't say anything of my feelings, either. You brought that up yourself, as though defensive. What is that, if you don't care?

Not that I care about you either, or what you think. *crosses arms, slightly smirking, and ready to tell Crowley he can just go back to Hell, or wherever he came from, because Seto's seconds away from pushing himself into completely not giving a damn about anyone. Sans Mokuba, of course*

[[*snickerfit* This could be fun if Seto wasn't in such a rotten mood. >D Or if he hadn't slipped up like that.]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I don't care what you think of me, but I still expect to be treated with respect, which means you not thoughtlessly bringing up delicate subjects. You'll notice that I haven't mentioned anything about evil clowns, brothers, roommates, bats, or boxer shorts during this entire conversation.

And if you don't care about me or if I care about you, then why are trying so hard to prove that I do? *doesn't cross his arms because that's a defensive gesture, but leans casually against the wall*

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

*through his teeth* I apologized. And I am showing you respect, because if not for the fact you're a professor, I would have told you where you could shove your little hissy fit minutes ago. *tenses up at the mention of bats, evil clowns, brothers and roommates, fingers digging into his arms, but all of that stops at boxer shorts* ...? Boxer shorts?

And I only brought that up to prove a point. It has nothing to do with whether I care or not. *still has his own arms crossed, right over his heart*

[[OOC: >D Boxer shorts. April Fools? *DEAD of laughter* Seto should barely remember that, since he was arrow influenced at the time. >D Then tried to forget it via repressed memories ASAP.]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You just did. Only in a pathetically passive-agressive way so that you could say you didn't. *smirks and shrugs* You're awfully cute in your pj's too, darling.

*notices his body language* You know, I don't think you'd be standing here arguing with me about it if you didn't. *says nothing about the fact that this is true for him, too*

((*laughs* I had to. Please forgive. :D))

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't, not in the manner I would say it normally, not at all. I just pointed out I had a strong desire to, but have held back. Only because you're a professor, though.

*hisses* CUTE? *Seto stops himself from becoming too upset, considering Crowley might have said that just to anger him* Right...well, I wouldn't know what you look like in yours, since you were in Ryuuji's body at the time, and we're supposed to pretend none of that happened, rememebr?

Oh? That's what you think? That I'm still standing here because I actually care? I should correct that then. I would hate for you to get the wrong impression. *turns to leave*

[[>D No issue, Hon. It's hilarious. >D And the perfect sort of thing to mention around Mr. uptight-must-have-a-stick-up-his-ass Kaiba. >D Hope you don't have too much issue with this leading to Seto doing something a bit drastic, though. ^___^;; Granted, it's more Ryuuji that's caused the reaction than anything. And for me...this conversation was actually quite humorous. >D]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

I've managed to not get told off directly only because of my professorial status? Well that was a fortunate escape.

Me? I don't wear pyjamas. I thought everyone had figured that out by now. We were supposed to pretend that didn't happen? I don't recall... Although I can't imagine why you'd be embarrassed about snuggling up to your teacher all night long.

Yeah, Adam forbid I should think that you give a damn about anything. You're clearly Mister Detached. I'll see you around, kid.

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

*bristles* Like you wouldn't be embarrassed if everyone knew you spent that night being snuggled by a student, simply because you failed to say who you really were?

As you say, Professor Crowley.

*notes he was called kid, and his expression alters, only slightly. His lips aren't pursed in such painful straight line, but drop at the corners, and he hopes Crowley understands, and thinks maybe he does, somehow*


[[OOC: Started Good Omens *smirk* I only like Crowley more now, as I ADORE snakes. ♥]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

*isn't embarrassed by much really, but decides not to mention that; simply nods because he does understand, and turns to leave himself*

((Oh, you didn't know about Crawly? *g* I've been writing some backstory for Crowley and I wrote a chapter that takes place immediately after that intro while he's still the serpent. If you'd like to check it out, it's here (http://community.livejournal.com/six_millennia/1094.html#cutid1) but if nothing else, you should go look at the awesome picture of snake!Crowley that I didn't draw. XD I hope you like the book! *bounces*))

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Well, I do now. Went and bookmarked, so I can add the community when I'm back in my actual journal. >D Will comment, promise, because...OMGSQUEE!!! ♥ Total love. It was cute, snarky, funny, and yet covers just enough basic empathy and slight angst to give the fic such a full well rounded feeling. And typical...I think I just read more fanfiction for the novel than I've read novel. Typical me, though. *DEAD* >D And pretty snake.]]

Re: *screened for Crowley and Seto*

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

((OMG you're so sweet! I was just offering it as background. I wasn't expecting you to like it that much. Thank you! I'm posting chapter two at the end of this week, if the artist gets the art to me, but you should finish the book first. :D))

*screened for Crowley and Seto*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[>D But I really liked it. ^__^;; I left a comment for you, and friended the community. And I'll try to read the book before then. Thank-you for the link!]]