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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Chevre, a goat cheese. It’s got a good flavor, yet doesn’t upset my digestion.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would never kill anyone. ~~I’d hire someone to do it for me.~~

3. What time is it where you are?
19:52:45

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I do not harass people ~~without reason~~, but if I must, I will pick young Mr. Potter. I am always on the search for new Hosts, and Mr. Potter would make an excellent athletic type. His slight frame and striking green eyes could potentially make him a popular Host, especially in attire that shows off his best attributes. While admittedly a strenuous test, the sexual molestation would be a good way to gage if he has the personality to play the role expected of him.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ootori Host Bar. Host Bars are a lucrative business, it is only natural that we start a chain of them. Above and beyond that, the Ootori group is concerned with the happiness and well being of people. What better way to cheer people up than to operate a Host Bar?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You simply do not have adequate staff assisting you. Might I suggest raising the wages you are paying them? It is tempting to go cheap, but you get what you pay for.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe
How would you like a week-long, all expenses paid vacation to Tropical Aqua Garden in Japan? It Or if you have muggle-friends in need of care, the Ootori Group offers some of the finest medical services in the world. If you find yourself in need of manual labor, might I offer the services of Tamaki-kun? He still owes me time as my servant after he lost “Rich Man, Poor Man.”