[identity profile] shadowy-host.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] hh_mirror
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Chevre, a goat cheese. It’s got a good flavor, yet doesn’t upset my digestion.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would never kill anyone. I’d hire someone to do it for me.

3. What time is it where you are?
19:52:45

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I do not harass people without reason, but if I must, I will pick young Mr. Potter. I am always on the search for new Hosts, and Mr. Potter would make an excellent athletic type. His slight frame and striking green eyes could potentially make him a popular Host, especially in attire that shows off his best attributes. While admittedly a strenuous test, the sexual molestation would be a good way to gage if he has the personality to play the role expected of him.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Ootori Host Bar. Host Bars are a lucrative business, it is only natural that we start a chain of them. Above and beyond that, the Ootori group is concerned with the happiness and well being of people. What better way to cheer people up than to operate a Host Bar?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You simply do not have adequate staff assisting you. Might I suggest raising the wages you are paying them? It is tempting to go cheap, but you get what you pay for.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe
How would you like a week-long, all expenses paid vacation to Tropical Aqua Garden in Japan? It Or if you have muggle-friends in need of care, the Ootori Group offers some of the finest medical services in the world. If you find yourself in need of manual labor, might I offer the services of Tamaki-kun? He still owes me time as my servant after he lost “Rich Man, Poor Man.”

Slytherin

Date: 2006-06-02 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com
What is "Rich Man, Poor Man"?

Re: Slytherin

Date: 2006-06-02 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com
*Wolfram thinks for a moment. Yuuri as his servant was a happy thought. Oh, the things Wolfram would do to him... like make him stop looking at girls, and pose for his portraits*

Teach me the game and I won't change my vote to Squib!

Date: 2006-06-02 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missprimavera.livejournal.com
What is a Host, exactly?

Date: 2006-06-02 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manriki-chan.livejournal.com
*frowns* Why aren't you interested in being in Hufflepuff?

Date: 2006-06-02 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missprimavera.livejournal.com
*also frowning* Well, if he thinks he's too good for Hufflepuff, we wouldn't want him anyway.

Date: 2006-06-02 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manriki-chan.livejournal.com
Families are such chores... You really have so little spine?

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Vote: Ravenclaw

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Date: 2006-06-03 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-tamaki.livejournal.com
Kyouya! What should we do to keep Haruhi out of the clutches of two sets of diabolical red-headed twins?

And I owe you time as a servant? A vile slander! Me, the Lord of the Host Club? A servant? Doing manual labour? Unthinkable! Absolutely unthinkable!

(This CD of photos for the next Collection should settle the score, right?)

Date: 2006-06-03 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-tamaki.livejournal.com
Haruhi... Taking care of me? I don't understand what you mean.

I would never attempt to weasel out of a bet unless I thought I could get away with it. My honour demands that I redeem my debt. But honestly Kyouya, physical labour as a servant? I was certain you had a better sense of propriety.

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Date: 2006-06-05 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voted-sexiest.livejournal.com
I think I like your attitude. What exactly is a Host Bar?

Date: 2006-06-06 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voted-sexiest.livejournal.com
Sounds interesting. Are you planning to open one of these bars on school grounds?

What are these "types"?

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Date: 2006-06-08 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
A trip to Japan would be quite nice, thank you. Now, who exactly owns this Host Bar?

Date: 2006-06-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
I see! You are the money man. So you and Tamaki are both, shall we say, equal members of this club. I'm sure the ladies of Hogwarts will be delighted to have you both here, especially if you set up a similar operation. Now, I usually place those with a special knack for commerce in Slytherin, and you do appear to fit the Slytherin type, especially with your desire to make your club grow ever more lavish.

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Date: 2006-06-08 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
How refreshing it is to find a businessman who's so concerned about his clientele's well-being! And I think you'll find a number of new Hosts, and perhaps even some Hostesses, if you're interested in those, in Slytherin.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Slytherin!

Date: 2006-06-28 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-tamaki.livejournal.com
Kyouya! We must plan the establishment of the Host Club at Hogwarts! Shall I send you an owl (e-mail) or shall you send me one?

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