Kyouya Ootori, Ouran High School Host Club
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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Chevre, a goat cheese. It’s got a good flavor, yet doesn’t upset my digestion.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would never kill anyone. I’d hire someone to do it for me.
3. What time is it where you are?
19:52:45
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I do not harass peoplewithout reason, but if I must, I will pick young Mr. Potter. I am always on the search for new Hosts, and Mr. Potter would make an excellent athletic type. His slight frame and striking green eyes could potentially make him a popular Host, especially in attire that shows off his best attributes. While admittedly a strenuous test, the sexual molestation would be a good way to gage if he has the personality to play the role expected of him.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ootori Host Bar. Host Bars are a lucrative business, it is only natural that we start a chain of them. Above and beyond that, the Ootori group is concerned with the happiness and well being of people. What better way to cheer people up than to operate a Host Bar?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You simply do not have adequate staff assisting you. Might I suggest raising the wages you are paying them? It is tempting to go cheap, but you get what you pay for.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe
How would you like a week-long, all expenses paid vacation to Tropical Aqua Garden in Japan? It Or if you have muggle-friends in need of care, the Ootori Group offers some of the finest medical services in the world. If you find yourself in need of manual labor, might I offer the services of Tamaki-kun? He still owes me time as my servant after he lost “Rich Man, Poor Man.”
Chevre, a goat cheese. It’s got a good flavor, yet doesn’t upset my digestion.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would never kill anyone.
3. What time is it where you are?
19:52:45
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I do not harass people
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ootori Host Bar. Host Bars are a lucrative business, it is only natural that we start a chain of them. Above and beyond that, the Ootori group is concerned with the happiness and well being of people. What better way to cheer people up than to operate a Host Bar?
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You simply do not have adequate staff assisting you. Might I suggest raising the wages you are paying them? It is tempting to go cheap, but you get what you pay for.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe
How would you like a week-long, all expenses paid vacation to Tropical Aqua Garden in Japan? It Or if you have muggle-friends in need of care, the Ootori Group offers some of the finest medical services in the world. If you find yourself in need of manual labor, might I offer the services of Tamaki-kun? He still owes me time as my servant after he lost “Rich Man, Poor Man.”
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Date: 2006-06-02 07:43 am (UTC)Teach me the game and I won't change my vote to Squib!
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Date: 2006-06-02 03:53 pm (UTC)For example, for a tropical retreat day, we will wear appropriate costumes, bring in all sorts of foilage and exotic birds and do everything we can to ensure that the customer feels that not only she is in the tropics, but the Queen of the tropics.
Everyone has a type so that a girl can find the Host that suits them best. Hikaru and Karou offer the ultimate taboo of twin-love. Honey is a shota-type. I am a megane type. *glasses shine*
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Date: 2006-06-02 03:55 pm (UTC)I do not know what his grudge against your house is, but it is his request that I either get into Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
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Date: 2006-06-03 03:04 am (UTC)And I owe you time as a servant? A vile slander! Me, the Lord of the Host Club? A servant? Doing manual labour? Unthinkable! Absolutely unthinkable!
(This CD of photos for the next Collection should settle the score, right?)
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Date: 2006-06-03 03:52 am (UTC)And yes, you still owe me. I don't care that you're the President, I won Rich Man, Poor Man fairly.
(We'll see)
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Date: 2006-06-03 02:41 pm (UTC)I would never attempt to weasel out of a bet
unless I thought I could get away with it. My honour demands that I redeem my debt. But honestly Kyouya, physical labour as a servant? I was certain you had a better sense of propriety.no subject
Date: 2006-06-03 07:02 pm (UTC)And I know you would try,
you've done so before. You are my servant, I will have do you what I wish.(no subject)
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Date: 2006-06-05 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-05 01:40 pm (UTC)with too much money and not enough to dogather to be entertained by having a sort-of pretend boyfriend join her for the time that she is in the bar. He flatters her, makes small talk, and otherwise makes her feel as if she has a boyfriend for the time that is spent in the bar. She can reserve a Host in advance, and many of them choose to do so because they enjoy the company of particular Hosts or a particular type (such as Gothic-Lolita or Megane).no subject
Date: 2006-06-06 12:08 am (UTC)What are these "types"?
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Date: 2006-06-06 02:08 am (UTC)Types depend on the Hosts available. Honey-kun, for example, is my age but looks no older than six or seven. He thus plays up this boyish aspect which appeals to some women.
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Date: 2006-06-08 05:10 am (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Slytherin!
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