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[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Regina George from Mean Girls.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ugh, cheese smells nasty. I can't eat cheese, anyway. Don't you know I'm on an all-carb diet?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Ew. He creeps me out.

3. What time is it where you are?
Meh, I don't wear a watch. Unless it matches my outfit.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ew, that is seriously gross. Like, who'd want to hook up with a ghost? And wouldn't it be hard since he's like, not corporeal and stuff? And who the hell is the Order of the Phoenix, anyway? It sounds like some lame organization the weird sci-fi geeks would make up and has some kind of dorky secret handshake or something.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Please, I'm only seventeen! I don't go to bars. And hello, my parents are loaded. Why would I have to work?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Again, ew. Although Harry's on the right track going after an older man. I'm so over high school boys. And as for the mythology thing, what is there to say about it? I mean, same old crap, different myth... crazy ancient Greeks all marrying their sisters and then falling in love with their mothers and killing each other all the time. And occasionally slaying gross creatures with like three heads or something. So I guess Fred and George would like, marry each other and then Harry would fall in love with the twins' mother while getting pregnant with the Fred's love child--or George; I can never keep track. Those Weasley twins are kinda hot, though.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Um... because your job sucks, or else you suck at it. Duh.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hello, I'm the most popular girl at school. And I'm a pretty badass field hockey player.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well, you'll have the queen bee of the school in here, so that's always a good thing. And my parents are rich so money is absolutely no object.

Also, with my field hockey skills, I'd probably be pretty good at quidditch too. I think I'd make a great beater. My shrink says it's good for me to take out my aggression issues in a healthy manner, and beating some bludgers would be perfect!

Comments

[materia-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Jesus-Godfrey-Christ on a maypole, not more of you bitchy scene chicks! You can go be in Sparklypoo where the rest of 'em should go.

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

You're a girl who knows what she likes. I admire that.

[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you.

vote: Bitchiwitch

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

There is only one house suited for you, miss. That would be Bitchiwitch.

(( Great app! Stephen's vote is strictly an IC reaction. ))

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

God, what a bitch.

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[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Boo, you whore.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Whatever, at least my car still works.

[hero-killer.livejournal.com]

... You're a cheerleader, aren't you? Aw man, I thought running away meant I would have to deal with a female version of Chase girls like you anymore.

[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm not a cheerleader. Irony.

[superboy-prime.livejournal.com]

Do you play any other sports besides field hockey? And it sounds like you take your aggression on people as well.

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

You want to play Quidditch? Fantastic! Care to give the Bludgers a try right now?

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

You remind me of one of my cousins, and that's not a compliment. I'm highly tempted to vote you as the inaugural member of Tootsitramp.

I will also have you know that the Order of the Phoenix was an organisation dedicated to purging the wizarding world of the colossal threat posed by an evil, prejudiced dark lord and his sycophantic, mindless followers. It is an organisation that PEOPLE DIED FOR.

You've definitely rubbed my fur the wrong way. At this point, you had better convince me that I should even stick you in Tootsitramp, because I'm thinking Squib.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Slytherin. You haven't proven any sort of courage, loyalty, or studiousness. On the other hand, you appear to have no compunctions about cutting people down-- even when you don't stand to gain. However, as Professor Maturin pointed out, that is also a well-known characteristic of the Bitchiwitch House.

However, I do dislike sorting people into Sue Houses. Please give me a good reason why I shouldn't sort you into Bitchiwitch, miss.

[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Well, I must have some manner of courage or steadfastness or I wouldn't here today. People fear me. Although I admit not many people like me. But I live with it. And hey, I got hit by a bus! How many people survive getting hit by a bus?

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Despite your comments about being the most popular girl at school, I don't think you're becoming particularly popular here, you know. Funny, isn't it?

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

I'm agreeing with you, and that's pretty scary in and of itself.

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

Why exactly were you the most popular girl at school? I'm just curious.

[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Because people were afraid of me. Duh.

[lionsanddragons.livejournal.com]

I believe Salazar will back me up when I sort you into Slytherin. He too rules by fear.

VOTE: Slytherin

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

You sound so incredibly well-adjusted and like such a fortunate girl. Why would you need to go to a shrink?

Re: VOTE: Slytherin

[tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com]

I have never been more grateful to be a Ravenclaw.

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

Squib.

[jd-octor.livejournal.com]

JD grins sheepishly. "You didn't really answer all off them did you?. Besides, I was a geek. I know your kind. Squib</b."

[nannynutter.livejournal.com]

*Agnes scowls a little* You seem to like yourself, don't you?

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone be afraid of you?

[nightbirdboy.livejournal.com]

You remind me of some of my high school girlfriends. That's . . . not really a good thing.

Slytherin, though.

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Oh, most definitely a candidate for Bitchiwitch. But what do I know - I'm just a "dorky sci-fi geek."

VOTE: BITCHIWITCH

[dib-worm.livejournal.com]

A newly 17-ified Dib pokes his head into the Sorting Hall, and promptly frowns as he overhears: "It sounds like some lame organization the weird sci-fi geeks would make up and has some kind of dorky secret handshake or something."

"Uh-huh. For someone who spends one hand making fun of the 'geeks', you seem to know something about Greek mythology. And you used the word 'corporeal' in relation to ghosts. So either you're a nerd pretending to be one of the 'cool girls' so they won't EAT you, or you're just another one of those morons who thinks that being pretty and getting laid is all it takes in this world.

Either way, Bitchiwitch for you. I would have squibbed, but since there's apparently a brain in there SOMEWHERE, maybe you can still be REDEEMED."

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

This school is full of people I'm sure you would deem 'nerds.' I'm not even sure why you'd want to attend, unless God's sent you here to punish us.

Slytherin supposedly has cute boys for you to harrass, at least.

[m4rk-cohen.livejournal.com]

You, uh... You kind of remind me of every girl in my high school that ever called me a fag or something. *scratches head* That's not good.

Bitchiwitch.



((On another note: ah, love! I haven't seen this movie in a while >>; Although now I'm getting the random urge to app as Karen or Janis. Who are two opposite ends of the spectrum, but... meh.))

[5000yearold.livejournal.com]

I'm probably wealthier than you'll ever be, popularity at school makes no difference in the real world and I've no interest in Qudditch.

Why shouldn't I Squib you here and now?

[big-broomstick.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy!

[i-am-rome.livejournal.com]

Rich and shallow to boot.

Off to Bitchiwitch with you.