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[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Regina George from Mean Girls.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ugh, cheese smells nasty. I can't eat cheese, anyway. Don't you know I'm on an all-carb diet?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Ew. He creeps me out.

3. What time is it where you are?
Meh, I don't wear a watch. Unless it matches my outfit.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ew, that is seriously gross. Like, who'd want to hook up with a ghost? And wouldn't it be hard since he's like, not corporeal and stuff? And who the hell is the Order of the Phoenix, anyway? It sounds like some lame organization the weird sci-fi geeks would make up and has some kind of dorky secret handshake or something.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Please, I'm only seventeen! I don't go to bars. And hello, my parents are loaded. Why would I have to work?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Again, ew. Although Harry's on the right track going after an older man. I'm so over high school boys. And as for the mythology thing, what is there to say about it? I mean, same old crap, different myth... crazy ancient Greeks all marrying their sisters and then falling in love with their mothers and killing each other all the time. And occasionally slaying gross creatures with like three heads or something. So I guess Fred and George would like, marry each other and then Harry would fall in love with the twins' mother while getting pregnant with the Fred's love child--or George; I can never keep track. Those Weasley twins are kinda hot, though.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Um... because your job sucks, or else you suck at it. Duh.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hello, I'm the most popular girl at school. And I'm a pretty badass field hockey player.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well, you'll have the queen bee of the school in here, so that's always a good thing. And my parents are rich so money is absolutely no object.

Also, with my field hockey skills, I'd probably be pretty good at quidditch too. I think I'd make a great beater. My shrink says it's good for me to take out my aggression issues in a healthy manner, and beating some bludgers would be perfect!

Comments

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

*blush* Uhm... but I'm... I think I'm a bit big to have you tell me a story while I bathe, don't you?

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

You don't have to have the story while you bathe, of course. It might be unwise to take a book in the water, anyway. Do you feel well enough to join me, Rukia? Oh, us -- Gin wishes to come, too.

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

*biggest smile EVER*

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*again with the strange stabbity urge...that passes*

You seem so happy. ^_^

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Do I? How strange...

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Do you mean you're not happy? Are you feeling all right? Maybe you require bedrest also.

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Oh~, perhaps I do. After that bath, I think.

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

Nii-sama, I think I should keep an eye on Gin. He doesn't seem well. He might hurt himself.

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Really? I wonder if you both have the same illness... Ew I'm surrounded by sick people This is troubling.

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

Hurt myself? Oh, hardly.