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[rgqueenbee.livejournal.com]

Regina George from Mean Girls.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ugh, cheese smells nasty. I can't eat cheese, anyway. Don't you know I'm on an all-carb diet?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Ew. He creeps me out.

3. What time is it where you are?
Meh, I don't wear a watch. Unless it matches my outfit.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ew, that is seriously gross. Like, who'd want to hook up with a ghost? And wouldn't it be hard since he's like, not corporeal and stuff? And who the hell is the Order of the Phoenix, anyway? It sounds like some lame organization the weird sci-fi geeks would make up and has some kind of dorky secret handshake or something.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Please, I'm only seventeen! I don't go to bars. And hello, my parents are loaded. Why would I have to work?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Again, ew. Although Harry's on the right track going after an older man. I'm so over high school boys. And as for the mythology thing, what is there to say about it? I mean, same old crap, different myth... crazy ancient Greeks all marrying their sisters and then falling in love with their mothers and killing each other all the time. And occasionally slaying gross creatures with like three heads or something. So I guess Fred and George would like, marry each other and then Harry would fall in love with the twins' mother while getting pregnant with the Fred's love child--or George; I can never keep track. Those Weasley twins are kinda hot, though.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Um... because your job sucks, or else you suck at it. Duh.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hello, I'm the most popular girl at school. And I'm a pretty badass field hockey player.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well, you'll have the queen bee of the school in here, so that's always a good thing. And my parents are rich so money is absolutely no object.

Also, with my field hockey skills, I'd probably be pretty good at quidditch too. I think I'd make a great beater. My shrink says it's good for me to take out my aggression issues in a healthy manner, and beating some bludgers would be perfect!

Comments

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

Aren't you fascinating.

Sparklypoo

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

You never called me!

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

Forgive me! I got entangled in that mess of a relationship with Psyche and time slipped.

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

Hah!

well, I'm very angry with you. *pouts*

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

Please, do let me make it up to you.

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

*pouts a little less*

Well, what do you suggest?

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

I'm rather dexterious...I give excellent massages.

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

Well, I have been getting these headaches...

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

Personally, I always find wanton destruction a nice cure for headaches, but I'm guessing that doesn't apply.

The offer for a massage still stands, or the next best thing: enjoy some wine made from the grapes of the Elysian fields, some fresh fruit or chocolate. *shrug*

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, I'm all for wanton destruction I mean, *points at herself* Big fan of the destruction here.

But lately I've been feeling sorta strange. Like I'm y'know...losing touch.

Wait chocolates? What sort? Designer truffles are my favourite.

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

But that requires effort. On the other hand, I've got a fine selection of fine Italian dark choclate truffles, classic, alcoholic and those new "trendy" flavorings of different spices. I am rather fond of the ones with sea-salt.

Maybe we can indulge a little and then go find some people to terrorize?

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

*claps hands together happily*

It's a date!

((ooc: you want to start a new post for RP?))

[war-god-ares.livejournal.com]

Sounds exciting.

((In the morning? I'm off to bed any second now))

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

((sweet as, just start something when you get up!))

[whosneverbeen.livejournal.com]

I agree with Dib's Bitchiwitch vote, and for the same reasons.



((OOC - Your app really is great! All the venom she's getting is strictly IC.))

[grovel-you-fool.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone worthy of My attention! I haven't met someone so enchanting since My dear Drusilla passed away horribly, at My hands.

My vote for you, My lovely, is Slytherin. Stay by My side and I shall make you an empress... nay, a goddess!

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

*is very strongly reminded of Lilly, and accordingly is half-smirking, half-beaming, and entirely friendly*

Hiya. Quite a commotion here...I guess a lot of people are still feeling pretty sorry for themselves about being dorks in high school. You want...what, Slytherin?

I'm Logan, by the way.

[batsmarts.livejournal.com]

Sparklypoo.

Vote: Sparklypoo.

[noble-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Because I like saying it You'll be very happy there, I think~.

[ryuk-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Ryuk looked almost disgusted at Regina. "You look like a worse version of Misa. That bothers me." He took a pencil out and wrote in a small book, then looks back up at her. "Regina George. You have been written in the..."

[glory-god.livejournal.com]

Slytherin for you, sweet thing. They tried to vote me into Sparklypoo and Bitchiwitch when I first turned up, but as you can see I am so much more than that. I suspect you are too.

I'll see about getting you rooms near mine if you like? I'm sure we'll get on just famously.

[the-black-sails.livejournal.com]

*resents the comment about ancient Greeks but knows it's too true to argue* ...Bitchiwitch. They don't have a quidditch team but I'm positive no one would care if you beat a few of your Housemates instead of a bludger.

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Im sorry my dear, but you just seem... well, mean. I do hate doing this, but here it is:



((Jack is still all goodie-two-shoes. Not sure when it'll wear off...))

Vote: Bitchiwitch

[c-chase-shs.livejournal.com]

That's the strongest campaign for bitch-of-the-year that I've ever seen. And your bribe? Please....you're nothing more than a splotch on the windshield of my very expensive car. This school has its queen. Now run along and work on your people skills.

Vote - Bitchiwitch.

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

"Bitchiwitch. Never seen a better example." She scowls fiercely at the new applicant and crosses her arms across her chest.