Never fear, Joker's here!
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hh_mirrorIt's Joker time.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese-Whiz. It may not be real food, but you can spray it out of a can! There isn't a food more fun out there!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ooh! I get to kill them both? I'd start with Barney, and I'd give him a slow, agonizing death. It'd be perfect! It sends the message that I, Joker, really do want to help make the world a better place.Or not.
3. What time is it where you are?
Tsk, tsk, tsk! I'm not answering anything that lets you know where I might be.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment is so over, and mental torture so much more fun! But, I suppose if I had to pick somebody, I'd pick that Harry brat. I don't normally do boys, but Harley thinks he's just so cute! *gag* And what Harley wants, Harley gets!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Joy Buzzer. BWahahahahahahaaha!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork, schamperwork! Have you considered a career in crime? There's none to be had, and good for it! Less for the bats to try and find you with!
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hahahahahaha! I once created a Joker fish. Yes indeed, a healthy, tasty fish with my own visage! *scowls* But, alas, those jerks down at the patent office couldn't see my vision and I had to kill a few of them to make my point. I've since moved on to other fun projects involving genetics and microchips, but that's my little secret!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I'm excellent at driving any manner of Bat-folks insane, and I'm also an excellent inventor! If you need non-traditional weaponry, I'm your clown! BWAHAHahahahaha!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese-Whiz. It may not be real food, but you can spray it out of a can! There isn't a food more fun out there!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ooh! I get to kill them both? I'd start with Barney, and I'd give him a slow, agonizing death. It'd be perfect! It sends the message that I, Joker, really do want to help make the world a better place.
3. What time is it where you are?
Tsk, tsk, tsk! I'm not answering anything that lets you know where I might be.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment is so over, and mental torture so much more fun! But, I suppose if I had to pick somebody, I'd pick that Harry brat. I don't normally do boys, but Harley thinks he's just so cute! *gag* And what Harley wants, Harley gets!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Joy Buzzer. BWahahahahahahaaha!
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork, schamperwork! Have you considered a career in crime? There's none to be had, and good for it! Less for the bats to try and find you with!
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Hahahahahaha! I once created a Joker fish. Yes indeed, a healthy, tasty fish with my own visage! *scowls* But, alas, those jerks down at the patent office couldn't see my vision and I had to kill a few of them to make my point. I've since moved on to other fun projects involving genetics and microchips, but that's my little secret!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I'm excellent at driving any manner of Bat-folks insane, and I'm also an excellent inventor! If you need non-traditional weaponry, I'm your clown! BWAHAHahahahaha!
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Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:12 am (UTC)That said, there's no way I'm putting him in Hufflepuff with Gin and he simply isn't a Gryffindor -- plus, a lot of the people in Gryffindor seem to dislike him anyway, probably with good reason, so that's another reason not to send him there. But I suppose, if you'd rather not have him in your house, there's always Ravenclaw, so I'll send him there instead.
Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:17 am (UTC)Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:22 am (UTC)I'm NOT putting him in the same house as Gin and Teatime. It's just not happening, and I've yet to see a valid reason to Squib him or vote Gryffindor.
The only options I can see are Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Bitchiwitch.
Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:33 am (UTC)Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:36 am (UTC)I'll consider a Bitchiwitch vote, though.
Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:18 am (UTC)Bitchiwitch would really be best, I think but of course, it's ultimately up to you.
Vote change AGAIN: Bitchiwitch.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:21 am (UTC)*sigh* Bitchiwitch it is, then.
Re: Vote change AGAIN: Bitchiwitch.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:26 am (UTC)Re: Vote change AGAIN: Bitchiwitch.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:27 am (UTC)Re: Vote change AGAIN: Bitchiwitch.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:29 am (UTC)Re: Vote change AGAIN: Bitchiwitch.
Date: 2006-04-17 04:32 am (UTC)Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:33 am (UTC)Re: Vote change: Ravenclaw.
Date: 2006-04-17 03:36 am (UTC)