Never fear, Joker's here!

[criminal-clown.livejournal.com]

It's Joker time.



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese-Whiz. It may not be real food, but you can spray it out of a can! There isn't a food more fun out there!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ooh! I get to kill them both? I'd start with Barney, and I'd give him a slow, agonizing death. It'd be perfect! It sends the message that I, Joker, really do want to help make the world a better place. Or not.

3. What time is it where you are?
Tsk, tsk, tsk! I'm not answering anything that lets you know where I might be.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexual harassment is so over, and mental torture so much more fun! But, I suppose if I had to pick somebody, I'd pick that Harry brat. I don't normally do boys, but Harley thinks he's just so cute! *gag* And what Harley wants, Harley gets!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Joy Buzzer. BWahahahahahahaaha!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Paperwork, schamperwork! Have you considered a career in crime? There's none to be had, and good for it! Less for the bats to try and find you with!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Hahahahahaha! I once created a Joker fish. Yes indeed, a healthy, tasty fish with my own visage! *scowls* But, alas, those jerks down at the patent office couldn't see my vision and I had to kill a few of them to make my point. I've since moved on to other fun projects involving genetics and microchips, but that's my little secret!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.

I'm excellent at driving any manner of Bat-folks insane, and I'm also an excellent inventor! If you need non-traditional weaponry, I'm your clown! BWAHAHahahahaha!

Comments

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...What. The. Fuck?!

SQUIB.

SQUIB

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm thinking.

SQUIB.

[batsmarts.livejournal.com]

OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP SQUIB

[tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com]

Kill

SQUIB!!

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...I thought you didn't kill?

Squib

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, squib.

Re: Vote Change: Squib.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

I ♥ you.

[greatest-thief.livejournal.com]

We need to talk.

[prophetic-bat.livejournal.com]

There is absolutely no chance. Squib!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...


(http://photobucket.com)

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

*Automatically hates the applicant because he's stealing time from some people that, he believes, should be used to vote Yuuri into Hufflepuff. That and he's icky*

It's like the color of your skin and the color of your teeth somehow switched.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Oh, for fuck's sake...

Strike 1: Cheez-Whiz
Strike 2: Related to Bat Family
Strike 3: Clown

Any one of those is enough for me to do this.

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[ *wants to so badly have Seto comment--hates the two on bad terms* ]]

[redbutnotrobin.livejournal.com]

((...Once upon a time, I knew how to close tags. Sorry about all the reposts!))

Remember me?

[tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com]

It's not the one you know. It's the one I know.

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

((OOC: You forgot to tag your application - go into edit mode and put 'application' (without the quote marks) in the Tags field.))

[ppp-weasley.livejournal.com]

GRYFFINDOR!

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

Ron...remember me from Potions class?

Think you could do me a favor?

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

You have such an interesting smile.

Hufflepuff.

[the-first-bat.livejournal.com]

Squib. If there's even an ounce of sanity in you, you'll leave before you get sorted.

[batsmarts.livejournal.com]

If there's even an ounce of sanity in you

B, there isn't. Not in this one.

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

Slytherin and far, far away from Mr. Teatime and Ichimaru Gin.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...Rukia, do you think that you could squib him instead? I really don't want him in my House, at the very least.

Squib

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

Just ignore the puppet! What he says doesn't matter, anyways. *Sees the way things are going* Squib. Shit.

*whispering*

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

I know. But the puppet can always be persuaded, yes?

And wise vote.

Squibbed, motherfucker.

[arrakis-savior.livejournal.com]

*eyes darkening -- and to see this, in the blue-on-blue eyes of the Ibad, is a more eerie sight than one might think*

Filth. You are unworthy even for the sandworms to devour.

(http://photobucket.com)

[sensiblesusan.livejournal.com]

*remembers why she persistently avoids Bat-Family drama*

*is also reminded of the Guild of Fools and Joculators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilds_of_Ankh-Morpork) from back home*



*leaves at a brisk pace*

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

(( Is this a serious app, or squib-bait? ))

[nightbirdboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, crickets.

Is there some kind of plot to deny me a vacation? I came here to get away from my family, but the universe has chosen to deny me that - and now one of the town psychos is here? And not even one of the HOT ones. Come on, people.

I swear on my old pixie boots, from hereon out it's squib. (Unless it's Alfred - and even he had better be bringing me some cookies.) I'm getting ulcers, people.

[tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com]

Your hair sucks. But your cool is occasionally awe worthy and schway.

[king-bakura.livejournal.com]

Your... answers are interesting up until you mention your push for Slytherin.

...your weapon is also interesting, but it depends on what you can offer.

Otherwise you get Squib.

[superclone.livejournal.com]

You. If you show your face here again I'll throw you out a window. And you DAMN WELL better stay the hell away from Tim.

[squeegeetodd.livejournal.com]

...C-clowns!!

Squib!!

[cassbatchick.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sorted yet, but if I can vote, I vote Squib.

[luciferincarnat.livejournal.com]

"I'd vote you into my house, but you'd probably turn it into a biological hazard of some sort. Still..." Looks at him with a discerning eye, "Bitchiwitch."