owls from Agent Cooper!

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Joachim,

I demand a rematch. And I want my pants back.
Also, I met a bat with the same name as you. Small world, isn't it?

- Agent Cooper





Dear Oz,

.... You're really a werewolf?

If you write back, please don't send I Am the Walrus Raptorbait. I think he might hurt Joe the bat.

- Agent Cooper





Dear Captain,

What brand of rum do you recommend?

- Agent Cooper

Comments

Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Er... brand? I think you've got the wrong idea, mate. It's more of a... fluke...
That is to say, I typically drink whatever I can find, and that's usually the stuff churned out by Caribbean Rum Runners. Hope that helps.

Regards,
Captain Jack Sparrow

Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

Only sorta. I don't transform most of the time.

-Oz

[late-born-myth.livejournal.com]

((Sorry to interrupt the regularly scheduled werewolf-related crack. Just had to say:

"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"!Love! XD

That is all.))

Return owl, warded.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Mr. Agent Cooper,

You're not getting my pants! Nor yours! I have altered yours and made them into a stunning jeweled headdress, befitting one of my rank. I would be happy to model it for you, but you can't have it.

I'll bet he's a handsome bat.

Regards,
Joachim Armster