owls from Agent Cooper!

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Joachim,

I demand a rematch. And I want my pants back.
Also, I met a bat with the same name as you. Small world, isn't it?

- Agent Cooper





Dear Oz,

.... You're really a werewolf?

If you write back, please don't send I Am the Walrus Raptorbait. I think he might hurt Joe the bat.

- Agent Cooper





Dear Captain,

What brand of rum do you recommend?

- Agent Cooper

Comments

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

I must regretfully inform you that you've been gulled by a known werewolf. Why did you think Lupin wanted all that pirate rum? He's a werewolf, man! A werewolf!

- Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Really? Well blow me down, I had no rightly idea. Oh well, not like he's a mean one. Well it would seem you're in a bit of a pickle, mate.

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

I can only hope that the rum incapacitates Lupin, before he can ravage the entire school and turn us all into werewolves.

Do you want to be a werewolf?

- Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

*Jack considers this a moment, then replies*
Mate, I've been a living dead skeleton. Compared to that, being a werewolf would be a pleasant adventure.

- Captain Jack Sparrow

P.S. I'm sure Lupin is a very nice werewolf. Besides, it'd take a lot of rum to incapacitate that man, if I know him at all...

((Damn this. I keep posting as the wrong character. Terribly sorry.))

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

Were you a nice living dead skeleton?

- Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Dear Cooper,
...erm... yes. Yes I was...

- Captain Jack Sparrow