owls from Agent Cooper!

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Joachim,

I demand a rematch. And I want my pants back.
Also, I met a bat with the same name as you. Small world, isn't it?

- Agent Cooper





Dear Oz,

.... You're really a werewolf?

If you write back, please don't send I Am the Walrus Raptorbait. I think he might hurt Joe the bat.

- Agent Cooper





Dear Captain,

What brand of rum do you recommend?

- Agent Cooper

Comments

Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Er... brand? I think you've got the wrong idea, mate. It's more of a... fluke...
That is to say, I typically drink whatever I can find, and that's usually the stuff churned out by Caribbean Rum Runners. Hope that helps.

Regards,
Captain Jack Sparrow

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

Where and when do you replenish your supplies? It's imperative that I get some of that rum!

- Agent Cooper

Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

Only sorta. I don't transform most of the time.

-Oz

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Even without the ping-pong?

- Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

No. I use tea, chanting, and meditation beads.

-Oz

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz:

Very interesting. Grant never mentioned anything about tea, chanting, or meditation beads. Only ping-pong. But then, he's evil.

Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

I hear that.

-Oz

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz:

So you know the evil werewolf Grant? What turned him evil?

Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Agent Cooper,
I replenish my supplies wherever and whenever I can. Which is nearly always not frequent enough. But try looking in the Caribbean Sea about three hundred years ago, mate. That's probably your best bet.

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

I don't have time to go three hundred years back in time and waylay some Caribbean rum runners, as fun as that sounds. The werewolf threat is urgent! I need some genuine pirate rum to stock my werewolf traps! Any ideas?

- Agent Cooper

[late-born-myth.livejournal.com]

((Sorry to interrupt the regularly scheduled werewolf-related crack. Just had to say:

"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots"!Love! XD

That is all.))

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Well you could always hit up ol' Remus--er, professor Lupin, that is. he's a right jolly fellow, and I'm sure he'll share some rum with you, mate. He's got what's left of me supplie, see.

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

I must regretfully inform you that you've been gulled by a known werewolf. Why did you think Lupin wanted all that pirate rum? He's a werewolf, man! A werewolf!

- Agent Cooper

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

(( Cooper's love for Mr. Butlertron must be obliquely expressed through robot-related music. ))

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Really? Well blow me down, I had no rightly idea. Oh well, not like he's a mean one. Well it would seem you're in a bit of a pickle, mate.

- Captain Jack Sparrow

[mistressshirley.livejournal.com]

((This mun heartily agrees with the love XD))

[late-born-myth.livejournal.com]

((It's such a great song. And so appropriate for h_h, being completely and utterly insane, yet terribly sincere. Appropriate for h_h!Cooper in that respect, especially.))

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

I wouldn't call him evil. He's just overly sensitive and prone to dickery.

-Oz

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

I can only hope that the rum incapacitates Lupin, before he can ravage the entire school and turn us all into werewolves.

Do you want to be a werewolf?

- Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz,

When you were in high school, did you ever receive one of those pamphlets that list the warning signs of depression? You know, "stays in room and will not come out," "will not turn down music," "tries to dry-hump posters of Morrissey"?

Well, if there were a pamphlet that listed the warning signs of being a evil werewolf, dickery would head the list.

Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

I think those are just warning signs of being a teenager. So, we're cool?

-Oz

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz:

I guess you might be cool. No one's ever called me cool. Handsome, dashing, debonair, unconventional, iconoclastic ... all adjectives some have used to describe me. But I don't aspire to "cool."

- Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

*Jack considers this a moment, then replies*
Mate, I've been a living dead skeleton. Compared to that, being a werewolf would be a pleasant adventure.

- Captain Jack Sparrow

P.S. I'm sure Lupin is a very nice werewolf. Besides, it'd take a lot of rum to incapacitate that man, if I know him at all...

((Damn this. I keep posting as the wrong character. Terribly sorry.))

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

I hate to break it to you, but I think you might be cool.

-Oz

Re: Return owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Dear Captain,

Were you a nice living dead skeleton?

- Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

((Is flattered and highly amused.))

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz,

I'm very flattered, especially with that compliment coming from a good-natured werewolf. It's probably not easy to be penpals with an agent bent on the conversion of your kind from evil to good.

You should meet Mr. Butlertron, though. He's the epitome of cool.

- Agent Cooper

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Cooper,

It's surprisingly easy. I haven't even gotten a paper cut, yet.

-Oz

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

((^_^))

Re: Carried by Cooper's Owl

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Oz,

That's good to hear. Papercuts hurt like hell.

- Agent Cooper

Re: Return owl

[savvy-jack-s.livejournal.com]

Dear Cooper,
...erm... yes. Yes I was...

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Return owl, warded.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Mr. Agent Cooper,

You're not getting my pants! Nor yours! I have altered yours and made them into a stunning jeweled headdress, befitting one of my rank. I would be happy to model it for you, but you can't have it.

I'll bet he's a handsome bat.

Regards,
Joachim Armster

Re: Return owl, warded.

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

TO: J. Armster
FROM: Agent Cooper
RE: Pants

Fine. I borrowed some pants from my clone brother or whatever he is, in exchange for telling him the dramatic and harrowing tale of my birth.

I want to see the headdress though. I hope its grandeur befits the high quality of my pants.

And he's a very nice bat. You smelled just like him the other day. You really should meet him sometime, you have so much in common!

Return owl, warded.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Mr. Agent Cooper,

Do you mean to tell me that was your only pair of pants?

Well, this changes things. I'm going to London soon with a friend. I'll get some pants for you!

And if you plan to go to the Fillerbunny Day Masquerade Ball, you shall see the headdress! Something tells me you might even see your bat friend there at some point.

Sincerely,
Joachim Armster