Raptor-Jurassic Park

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RAWR! RAWRRAWRROARAWR!



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
ROAR! (People cheese.)

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
GRROWL. (Carrottop. No kill Barney because of professional courtesy.)

3. What time is it where you are?
RAWR! (Eat time.)

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
ROWLR! (No harass. Me eat.)

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
MRRR! (The Mesozoic Mezzanine)

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
ROAR! (Not Fred. Not Fred will provide many healthy eggs.)

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
SNARL! (Does it taste good?)

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
RAWR! (Me eat things!)

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
SCREECH! (Give you part of my kill.)

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