Raptor-Jurassic Park

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

RAWR! RAWRRAWRROARAWR!



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
ROAR! (People cheese.)

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
GRROWL. (Carrottop. No kill Barney because of professional courtesy.)

3. What time is it where you are?
RAWR! (Eat time.)

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
ROWLR! (No harass. Me eat.)

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
MRRR! (The Mesozoic Mezzanine)

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
ROAR! (Not Fred. Not Fred will provide many healthy eggs.)

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
SNARL! (Does it taste good?)

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
RAWR! (Me eat things!)

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
SCREECH! (Give you part of my kill.)

Comments

[justice--friend.livejournal.com]

Squib it and give it to Cthulhu or the Magical Creatures professor, whoever the hell he is.

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

GRR! (Same to you, pal!)

[m-the-inspector.livejournal.com]

How, exactly, are you intelligent enough to attend school?

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

GROWL. (Me smart enough to know that you would give me indigestion.)

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

I can't understand you, but I'm voting you into Hufflepuff anyway since you're a pack animal.

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

...hm. Either a squib, or...we do need an animal to help with caretaking.

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

RRR? (Me listening.)

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

(http://photobucket.com)

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

RRAWORORE! (me eat you!)

[othertrace-puu.livejournal.com]

Puu?

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

Rawr?

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

A rubber monster dino!

[goddess-bell.livejournal.com]

Hello, Raptor-san! I have carefully considered your answers and I think you suit Slytherin best.

Though I wonder if perhaps we should have a menagerie house?

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

ROAR! (thank you)

SQUIB

[branaparthur.livejournal.com]

Duw. What is /that/ kind of thing doing in here? I've already dealt with one afanc, you monster! I'm not scared of you.

SQUIB

[fidrich.livejournal.com]

*stares*

What manner of beast - or demon - is this?

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

roar! (Dinosaur)

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

R-Rawr... Rawr! (Attempting to copy the Raptor's noise, not really realising the inherent dangers of large lizards)

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

rwar?

[csi-sara.livejournal.com]

*starts sharpening her scalpels*

Squib, but if the Ravenclaws can have him as a dissection projectpet, he should go to the caretakers.

*hopes they'll get to examine him, up close*

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

I've already asked Mr. Teatime for a chance to look at this animal. I think it would be a very educational experience for everyone involved.

Why did it have to be a raptor?

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

That is... not actually the strangest applicant we've ever had. Wow that's sad. Not even the least qualified, and it's a dragon-lizard-thing.

Squib.

*hold up hands mimicking the creatures claws* Rawr.

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

RAWER! *snarls viciously*

[afraid-wizard.livejournal.com]

*Makes incoherent noises of fear and stares at the Raptor wide-eyed.*
Pleasepleasepleasedon'teatme!
*Wonders if the luggage would eat the Raptor.*

[many-legs.livejournal.com]

The Luggage will try anything once. Gladly. It stands in front of Rincewind, lid ready. The stance it takes clearly says its ready to spring forward. But just in case the Raptor has common sense--and since there is a no kill rule--the Luggage firsts puts up the sign with a "S" on it for Slytherin. Or Squib. Not sure which....

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

Squib.

But you maybe should go to live in the Care of Magical Cretures barn with Barney?

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

*stares at it, wondering if it ate the other dinosaur that used to be at the school*

[hpraptor.livejournal.com]

*licks lips* (it wasn't me)

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

If ever anyone belonged in this particular House, it is you!

Your bribe has been accepted, sort of. Your acceptance is provision on your remaining under the care of our Caretakers, Johnny C. and Mr. Teatime.

Welcome to Bitchiwitch!