Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

Comments

Re: ^__^

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

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You're scaring me. *and that ain't easy to admit*

Re: ^__^

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

*eye twitches*

What? She said that? *wouldn't put it past her, Bella is a few fries short of a happy meal*

...Yeah. Hufflepuff sounds much better.

..I'm not scaly! It's added nerves!

Re: ^__^

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

*blink* ..You've a point there.

She did cost me the prophecy. She didn't help matters there at all. She blew the attack. *thinking*

Then again, maybe it wasn't all her fault. Maybe there were outside influences. I mean, Dumbledore did come there after all and she did kill Black.

Then again, she couldn't hold Potter in place. And she kept screaming as to her location. And I was right there. The Prophecy was already destroyed.

She would accept fault where she was wrong. I mean, she's Bellatrix and my own. Yet, what if she didn't? What if she refused to admit to the fact that she had screwed up? What if she kept giving me exuse after excuse and she didn't even try to kill Potter or help me throughout that duel. A minor jelly-legs curse would've been enough, really, and she could have done regardless of being trapped.

And it was because of her that I had to come back and save her arse when the Minister and the others saw me, thereby setting my own plans back a few months!

A fine case for her then, isn't it?! Screwing over her own Lord like that! How do you like that? She screws me over on the prophecy and is asking to be in Slytherin!

NO! I won't have it! *angrily heads off to change his vote*