Bellatrix Lestrange - Harry Potter

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy parmesan on pasta.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ugh. Carrottop. All that red hair, are we sure he isn't a Weasley?

3. What time is it where you are?
5 minutes until 4. In the morning.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harrass? All of them. Sexually harrass? I'd go back to Azkaban first.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Mark

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have connections. What do you want?

Comments

[sevencloudday.livejournal.com]

I'd say you belong in Slytherin. It is the only hosue you want to be in Although I got in a house I didn't apply for.

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

How is that a cop-out? Do you really think I would be caught sexually harrassing those muggle-lovers and blood traitors?

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

What's right with them?

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

*looks directly at her* Connections and parmesan. You're a Slytherin.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Well, you're concise. Slytherin

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

Then I'll be thankful I've not seen any of those lately.

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

Meh. Slytherin. There's really no other place for you.

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you'd care for a vote from a filthy Muggle like me. Bitchiwitch.

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

Squib.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Your answers are not particularly informative. Do you like no other kinds of cheese? do you eat cheese outside the context of pasta consumption?

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

I enjoy a wide range of cheeses, including hard cheddar with a nice red wine. However, pasta is my main source of cheese.

vote: Slytherin

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Certainly the pairing of cheese and wine is felicitous. To Slytherin, then.

Vote - Slytherin

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Bella. Well met by moonlight and all that. How's life?

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

*bows deeply* My lord, my thanks for the vote. All is well, except for the votes trying to squib me. How are things going here?

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

Ignore those trying to squib you. It's not as though those votes count much for anything so long as you've got a few votes into a real house and keep up with comments. We like active members.

Things have been..ducky around here. Dumbledore's alive and around. Thought you ought to be warned about that.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want to try for Hufflepuff? Because they have muffins.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Mr. Oz, I hope you're not trying to imply that Slytherin is lacking in the muffin-area! *mock outrage*

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Slytherin doesn't even have cookies. *Stands up, facing Ryuuji* Yeah, I said it.

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

WHAT?? When and why did THAT happen?

[sada-chan.livejournal.com]

ts;dr

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*narrows eyes* Slytherin has every type of delicacy imagineable. Even roasted werewolf nightingale hearts.

I suggest you retract that accusation, Mr. Oz.*

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course, of course. *He holds up his hands* Indeed, you do have cookies. *He narrows his eyes* Oatmeal cookies. *He points* And your raisins are severely lacking!

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

Severus' killing curse got Dumbledore's hamster that was hidden in his pocket at the time. After realizing the faux pas, he transfigured the hamster's body to look like his own and buggered off.

He's here and is now the Head of Gryffindor House. A furby is the Headmistress and it's actually quite reasonable and fair.

What have you been up to in my absence? Do tell me how many Muggles you've slaughtered. It would make me feel a hell of a lot better.

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[lebellatrix.livejournal.com]

...*stares*

A furby is the Headmistress and you think it's all reasonable? All due respect, my lord, but are you sure you'de not been placed under some enchantment?

Oh, loads... I can't keep track, but quite a lot... need new robes, as a matter of fact, I simply cannot charm any more blood off mine without them falling to pieces.

Re: Vote - Slytherin

[don-voldie.livejournal.com]

The furby is reasonable. It sided with my horcrux before. Give it a few weeks in here and you'll be as mad as the rest of us.

Perfect. Here. *transfigures new robes onto her, black, flowing robes that accentuate the curve of her body and end in a v-neck, complete with a long velvet cloak* It can get cold in here. Wear them well.