Application: Rubeus Hagrid - Harry Potter series

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((I consulted the other HP muns.))

The castle door slammed open abruptly and a giant of a man sporting wild tangles of hair and an overgrown beard came galumphing inside. "I'm back!" he bellowed in a voice that might have shaken the walls had Hogwarts been made of less stern stuff.

No one acknowledged the giant's presence until he found himself walking into a room he did not recognize. There he found an application, with the Dictaquill floating above it.

"What's this, then?" he asked, watching in dismay as the quill wrote his words. "Peeves? Is this yer idea of a joke?"

The quill wrote all this down, then hovered at the beginning of the application, seeming impatient to get on with things.

Rubeus Hagrid--for this was the identity of the giant--shrugged his massive shoulders. "All righ'. What the hell," he said.


( NEVER INSULT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IN FRONT OF ME! )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Rubeus Hagrid
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Rubeus Hagrid
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Rubeus Hagrid
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Rubeus Hagrid