Jan. 9th, 2008

[identity profile] victoriametcalf.livejournal.com
((Done with permission from the relevant DS-muns.))

Brute beauty and valour and act, oh, air, pride, plume, here/Buckle! And the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion/Times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my chevalier!/No wonder of it: shéer plód makes plough down sillion/Shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear,/Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermilion. )

"I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___VM_________
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___VM________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____VM______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____VM_________"
[identity profile] emmie-silvey.livejournal.com
((Daughter of Hounds is the sequel to Low Red Moon, Chance Matthews Silvey's canon. This application posted with the permission of Chance-mun. WARNING: Contains spoilers for Threshold, Low Red Moon, and Daughter of Hounds.))


“Shit.”

The word issues forth from the mouth of a nine-year-old girl dressed in a pink-and-white zebra-striped fur coat and Hello Kitty snow boots as she stomps through the door to the Sorting Room. The girl has shoulder-length ash blonde hair and yellow eyes. Not hazel or light brown or amber or honey colored, but yellow, like on a school bus or the middle bulb of a traffic light. Yellow like the sun, like sunflowers, yellow like the moon on an October night. Aside from that, she’s just a nine-year-old girl named Emma Jean Silvey.

After a long silence during which she looks around with those odd yellow eyes, taking in her surroundings, she speaks again, this time in question.

“Pearl?”

There is no answer, so she calls out another name.

“Esmeribetheda?”

Not the two names she would normally call out when lost and confused, but the last time really strange things had happened in her life, those two had been at fault, at least partially.

But the only sound in the room comes from the scratching of the Dictaquill, which Emma Jean, or Emmie, as she prefers to be called, investigates. There was a time in her life, when she was a mere eight years old, when the coat she’s wearing didn’t hang a half-inch too short above her wrists, that she would have said a quill that moves on its own was bullshit, that there must be strings and wires controlling it, because Deacon said inanimate objects can never move of their own accord, that there’s always a magician controlling them with wires or magnets or something. But now Emmie knows better.

She stares at the quill for a few more seconds before talking once again.

“Bullshit.” The quill dutifully copies down the word on a piece of parchment bearing the words “Shit,” “Pearl?”, and “Esmeribetheda?” at the top.

“I am a stupid quill.” The quill pauses, in a way that strikes Emmie as offended, but then appears to resign itself to copying down those words, too. Emmie decides the quill is really stupid, because if it were a smarter quill, it would refuse to copy down such a mean statement about itself.

And underneath where the quill has written all those words is a form of some sort. A matching one lies to the side of the one the quill is writing on, and Emmie picks it up. It seems to be some sort of application. And not just any application, but…

“This application is just as stupid as you, quill,” Emmie says, with a quick glance to the quill, which copies down her words, now with harsh, hard strokes. “I mean, what kind of an application doesn’t even ask you your name at the top? There’s no point in applying somewhere if nobody even knows who you are.”

Another look around the room tells her that there’s no walking out of here, and so she may as well do something to amuse herself. If she had her backpack, she could play with her dinosaur toys or read a book. She could call Deacon on her cell phone to ask him to pick her up from…well, she doesn't exactly know where she is, but they’d find a way to figure it out. But she doesn’t have her backpack, and the room is pretty boring, so she decides to give the application a go. She’s not even sure what it’s for, but whatever it is, she can always turn down an offer of acceptance if she doesn’t want to follow through.

“My name is Emma Jean Silvey, but nobody calls me that. They call me Emmie. E-M-M-I-E.” She spells it out, just in case the quill wants to spell it with a “Y”. She hates when people do that.

On to the application! )

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____ejs_____
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____ejs____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ejs____.
One day, marmalade peanut butter and jelly will rule the world. _____ejs_____
[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
The Sorting Hat did not appreciate Dumbledore's meddling, not one little bit. It felt the old wizard was hogging the spotlight. The Hat had to divert attention from all that. It wanted to mix things up a bit and distract the students.

It no longer believed in the sanctity of marriage, so repeating its tent-village plan was right out. Plus, no duck-waffles could be produced. All the students at Hogwarts had to redirect their parental urges into the care and feeding of --

Aha, that was it! The students would go just wild over a pet show! They'd get all competitive and backstabby and they'd forget all about that education nonsense Dumbledore was going on about!

The following flier appeared on pretty much every available wall surface, throughout common rooms and corridors and even tacked to people's dorm room doors:

Attention, All Students!

Do you have a pet?
Is it the greatest pet ever?
Come prove it
at the First Annual Hogwarts Pet Show!

To be held the first week of February, 2008
Prizes will be awarded!
The victors will also have gloating privileges!
[identity profile] tomatohacker.livejournal.com
Ed did not know that time went by fast! Ed missed Christmas! But Ed is paying attention now, and Ed is talking to everyone on the radio!

Ed is playing this song first, because Ed likes to be alive too!

[[Bee Gees, 'Staying Alive']]

Ed heard this song while Ed was playing on Tomato. Ed feels bad for the little brother.

[[Art Brut, 'My Little Brother']]

Ed has a letter! It says "From Strong Sad: A tale of woe and misery from someone who understands true hardship the way I do: My Keyboard Got Damaged, by Wesley Willis". Ed will play that for Strong Sad now!

Ed has another letter! It says "I just like this song". [[Depeche Mode, 'a pain that i'm used to']]

Ed was on Tomato once, and Ed saw a bunch of pretty ballerinas dancing, and Ed found the song they were dancing to. Ed will play that song now!

[[Nanne Gronvall, 'Hall Om Mig'. This is the video with the 'pretty ballerinas' Ed was referring to: Princess Tutu-Hold Me Now.]]

Oh hi, Charlie-person!

I wish you hadn't said that Ed, now I'm contractually obligated to play a Dethklok song.

Ed will pick one!

Um...

[[Dethklok, Murmaider]]

Ed doesn't get that song.

That's because it's intended for fish, Ed.

Oh. Why is Charlie-person here?

Ch-I'm here because I had a request, and I was close enough to the radio room to submit it in person. I wanted to hear Vater Unser, by E Nomine.

Ed, there's another request.

Ed wants to read the letter! Misa-Misa wants to hear "Sounds Expensive" by Stephin Merritt lyrics

Ed wants to play one more song, then Ed and Tomato and Charlie-person are going to go play!

Ed, no, I don't...

[[The Phantom of the Opera, 'All I Ask of You']]

Ed, why don't you and Tomato play. Someone should stay in case there are anymore requests.

Okay, Charlie-person! *sounds of someone leaving*

*muttered* Couldn't she pick something less saccharine?

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