Laguna Loire, Final Fantasy VIII

[gone-far-astray.livejournal.com]

( Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale. )

Open RP: Entertain the Canadian

[themountie.livejournal.com]

((Warning: the link goes to NSFWness!))

After indulging himself in a brief vacation, of sorts, Benton Fraser had returned to active duty... or, well, his definition of active duty, at least. The problem was, his job here hadn't exactly been made very clear to him, and he had no explicitly official responsibilities or even so much as a shift schedule. The upshot of all this was that he had been largely making things up as he went along and then sending back periodic reports to the Consulate to explain it all. (Of course, a great deal of his reports lately had been along the lines of March 1st -- Liased with Detective Kowalski. March 2nd -- Liased with Detective Kowalski. March 3rd -- Inspected new arrivals, patrolled grounds, liased with Detective Kowalski. But that was another story.)

Today, he was in the Gryffindor Common Room, playing catch-up on all the work he'd assigned himself and then totally failed to do over the past few weeks. Except that, as loathe as he was to badmouth the job in any way, shape, or form, today it all seemed a little... slow. Monotonous, perhaps.

Okay: he was really, really bored. Bored enough that he was even starting to hope his father would show up, just so he could distract himself with an argument. Almost bored enough that he was thinking of owling Ray, except then he would never get his work done. So instead he leaned back on the couch, stared glumly at the report he was trying to write, and tried not to think about how nice it would be to speed up time right now.

Ducks to Doctors

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

(Mr. Quackers delivers. Both notes heavily warded and charmed to burst into flower petals for anyone else.)

( Duck to Cox )

( Duck to House )

Kelly Kapoor, The Office (US)

[anythingawesome.livejournal.com]

Lately, Dunder Mifflin had been getting numerous complaints about the new Hogwarts Branch, ranging from stern lectures to outright death threats. Now, weekly Summer’s Eve posters were being forwarded to Dunder Mifflin Northeast- and for once, they weren’t coming from Michael Scott’s home address.

Dunder Mifflin Hogwarts needed to shape up. It needed to improve it’s customer relations. It needed ( Kelly Kapoor, Customer Service Agent. )

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. KK
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. KK.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. KK.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. KK"

Manticore, City of Heroes

[terrorofme.livejournal.com]

Manticore landed on his feet in the... stone room?

That was... unexpected. Since when did the Council use teleportation? Of course, there were about six more 'since when did the Council....' type questions that occurred to him, so he didn't bother thinking about them. Instead, he investigated the room.

....

Since when did the Council have an application? Oh well.

( Sometimes it just doesn't pay to jump off the roof. )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____M_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____M______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _______M____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____M________"

WART #75, S to the B

[sbisawesome.livejournal.com]

I keep hearing all these dedications to "SB" on the radio shows. All right, ladies, I know you know I know SB is none other than Strong Bad. Don't worry, there's enough of me to go around. Just ask Ali and Ali's sister.

I have to say, it's flattering that you ladies are all making these dedications to yours truly. I mean, I know it can't be Homsar making all these dedications. They're far too coherent! So I thought I should return the favor with a WART show dedicated to you, my many feminine admirers.

( It's not love / Which is my face / Which is a building / Which is on fire )

I'm going to open the Floo lines now, just in case any of you want to confess your love. It's possible to Floo anonymously, but would you really want to? In the words of The Pixies: "Here Comes Your Man."

Old Ed and Winry RPs that should have been posted ages ago

[fm-elric.livejournal.com]

((And would have been, had I not been so bloody lazy. All these link back to fm_elric.))

Dec. 31st, Aftermath of the New Year's Eve Party
Continued from here...
(You aim for my head/But hit your knees/Heaven will know what you mean to me/I'm the one that got my soul knifed)

Jan. 1st, New Year's Day Hangover
(I am my own worst enemy/'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me/Can we forget about the things I said/When I was drunk/I didn't mean to call you that)

(Jan. 8th, It's Just a Cold...)

(Jan. 9th, Yet another bout with illness)

Jan. 18th, An unplanned proposal
(My girlfriend is like/Magic in the hand/When I lose my sparkle/She's the one that understands/I know I'm going to marry you someday/I swear I'm going to marry you someday)

(Jan. 27th, Nightmares)

(Feb. 5th, A Plan for Valentine's Day)

Feb. 14th, Valentine's Day (Smut warning)
(You're cinematic, razor sharp/A welcome arrow through the heart/Under your skin feels like home/Electric shocks on aching bones)