Urgent Owl to Professor Crowley

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Dear Professor:

I would first like to say that I am most pleased to have been Sorted into your House and am very much looking forward to being a contributing member of Slytherin. Second, I have a matter of utmost importance about which I must ask you a rather demanding favour. I hope you forgive my forthrightness, but the situation is extremely dire.

You may recall a prior conversation we had during my Sorting in which I referred to an unfortunate portrait hanging in the entrance hall of the London abode you accepted in exchange for voting me into Slytherin. You offered to destroy the portrait, and for this I was very grateful.

Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that said portrait has shown up here at Hogwarts and is making a colossal nuisance of itself.

It is out of extreme desperation that I humbly ask if it would be possible for you to destroy this portrait before it causes me, and Merlin knows how many other students and professors, an irreversible amount of mental trauma.

The house in London is still yours, as will be my greatest appreciation and indebtedness if you are kind enough to respond to my request.

Sincerely,

Sirius Black
Slytherin House

In the entrance hall (open RP...if you dare)

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HUMILIATION! DEGRADATION! SCUM AROUND EVERY CORNER! MUDBLOODS, WEREWOLVES, BLOOD-TRAITORS, GODS AND DEMI-GODS, ANGELS, DEMONS, FREAKS, SCIENTISTS, FRENCHMEN, PIRATES, AND HUFFLEPUFFS! A DIRTY LOT, ALL OF THEM, BESMIRCHING THE HALLS OF A ONCE-GREAT INSTITUTION! SHAMEFUL! A DISGRACE TO US ALL!

Dinner with Teatime II: Tuesday

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( The secrets that you want to know are yours not mine )

Invitation

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( Unwarded Owl to Carrie Kelly )

Owl to Professor Lupin - warded

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Dear Professor Lupin,

I understand you had a run in with Dale Cooper, I am very sorry if he did something to offend you as he is slightly delusional.
I believe you have his sweater vest in your possession? If you are available I will come to your office and collect it.

Many thanks
Professor Mr Butlertron
Head of Hufflepuff House.

Three Musketeers (Doctor, Rose, Jack (Harkness, that is))

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(OOC: Directly mostly to Rose and Jack Harkness, but it's open to anyone hanging around outside around the Fat Lady's portrait.
Small edit: There're more likely than not going to be spoilers for you Doctor Who fans who haven't seen all of the episodes yet (up to "The Parting of the Ways" and "The Christmas Invasion").)

( The truth of time's eye )

Radio Hogwarts with Ichimaru Gin ya!

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Good mo~rning, all you listeners out there in radioland! I do think that's the correct turn of phrase, is it not? Welcome back to Radio Hogwarts, the best -- and only, I suppose, radio show on campus. This is your DJ for today, Ichimaru Gin, and given the way things have been going here are WART, I'm sure there will be plenty of oh-so-mysterious anonymous requests. Exciting, don't you think?

And as usual, after the show we'll be opening the Floo lines to anyone who wishes to discuss problems, or who just happens to have something to say. Don't be shy -- you don't have to give your name, after all, so what have you got to lose, hmmm?

( Let the music begin! )

Next time your DJ will be the illustrious Hermes, followed by Hawkeye, Miss Emma Woodhouse (helloooo~!♥), and a Mr. CMOT Dibbler. ((Place your requests here!))

That's all, and good night! Hona sainara!

OOC

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Just a quick note to say I ATEN'T DEAD YET. Nor am I on hiatus. Just... rather busy.

*mutterwouldmuchratherbeheremutter*

(no subject)

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((Hello, kiddies!

Joker has gotten Ryuk to agree to spike the Pumpkin Juice tomorrow morning. The magic of the castle prevents it from being fatal. However, anyone who consumes the tainted drink will share Joker's winsome smile and his tendency to break out in fits of maniacal laughter either through the end of the day, or when of the Bats figures out a way to counteract this particular version, whichever comes first. So please, have some fun and go crazy!!! >D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ETA: Yes, this would normally be lethal if you left school grounds, BUT one of the bats has promised to make an antidote. Antidote = no problem. Also, if you're character would be affected, chances are they wouldn't be ALLOWED to leave the school, but rather head to the infirmary. Even if they were allowed, they'd be in no condition to do so.))

Flier posted in the Entrance Hall above a steaming pile of ash and debris

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

To all staff and students at Hogwarts:

Please accept my apologies for the nuisance caused by the hideous, screaming portrait that decided to take up residence in the Entrance Hall earlier today. The portrait was the unfortunate simulacrum of my dear departed mum, and I regret to say that she was no different in life than she was in death art. To all those who were at the receiving end of her rancid paint-coated tongue, I give you my deepest remorse. To all those who arrived after her destruction and did not have the misfortune of interacting with her, I give you my deepest congratulations. To Professor Crowley, who so deftly ignited my mum's portrait with hellfire, leading to its swift and glorious disintegration, I express my deepest appreciation.

It is a great shame that my first day here at Hogwarts was marred by such an unpleasant incident. However, I met many wonderful people during my Sorting, and it is my intention to get to know everyone, particularly those who were interested in the sexual favours I offered, especially the beautiful Miss Sidle much better in the upcoming weeks. In several days, after I have settled into my room in Slytherin with my brilliant godson, Harry Potter, I shall send out a flurry of owls to those students and professors who had discussed with me the prospects of getting together, talking, marauding, drinking, and smoking Jim Morrison's American hashish. All ongoing conversations from my Sorting shall also be continued.

Thank you very much for your understanding concerning this unpleasant incident. It is wonderful to be back at Hogwarts again.

Sincerely,

Sirius Black
Godfather to Harry Potter
Slytherin House

PS Harry, Ginny, and Ron: I am very stoked, as the Americans say, about moving into your suite. The delivery van from the Muggle airport shall be arriving soon with my luggage. Apparently, it was misrouted to Morocco and then Shanghai. Seems like the Muggles still have some kinks to work out in their air transport system. I shall be meeting the driver just outside Hogsmeade to collect my things, and then I shall come over to Slytherin and we can fix up Ron's room and create mine. I will let you know when I am ready. In the meantime, you may want to think about the best way to insert my room into the suite. I would prefer for it to be next to Harry's, of course.

Application for Georgia Lass/ Dead Like Me

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( Maybe if Death could take a holiday? Or at least one of his Reapers? )