In the entrance hall (open RP...if you dare)

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

HUMILIATION! DEGRADATION! SCUM AROUND EVERY CORNER! MUDBLOODS, WEREWOLVES, BLOOD-TRAITORS, GODS AND DEMI-GODS, ANGELS, DEMONS, FREAKS, SCIENTISTS, FRENCHMEN, PIRATES, AND HUFFLEPUFFS! A DIRTY LOT, ALL OF THEM, BESMIRCHING THE HALLS OF A ONCE-GREAT INSTITUTION! SHAMEFUL! A DISGRACE TO US ALL!

Comments

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

"Well, aren't you a cheerful painting. Who pissed in your watercolors?" Damien said.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

SPAWN OF THE DEVIL! DEMON OF FILTH! BE GONE FROM THESE HALLS

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

It's a talking painting! And it's very angry!

Painting, what's the scoop?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

LOVER OF MUGGLE DESSERTS AND DRINKER OF SLUDGE! DENIZEN OF SEEDY AMERICAN CITIES! HIE, WRETCHED INSPECTOR!

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that does sound terrible," Gin smiled. "Especially the Hufflepuffs."

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

FOXFACED COWARD! UNTRUSTFUL MINION OF CLOTHING WHITENER!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

You look flammable.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

BRUTAL BUNDLE OF HATRED AND VITRIOL! TENDERWOOD OF TORTURE!

Oh wait, you might actually be all right, then...possibly like the son I never had.

[ewoodhouse.livejournal.com]

*Emma pauses as she overhears the painting, turning to face it* Pardon?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

DELUSIONAL BINT! FLIMSY EXCUSE FOR A FEMALE!

[superclone.livejournal.com]

Kon is suling around, and looking for a distraction. Shouting paintings count as distractions. "What in the flaming flip?"

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

LESSER VERSION OF A SUPERHERO! NAMELESS PILE OF SCUM!

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Oh, for fuck's sake, not YOU again.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

YOUUUUUUUUU! FILTHY FREAK! WRETCHED MUTANT! BEFOULER OF MY SON! SODOMIST!

[lionsanddragons.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuffs, what's wrong with Hufflepuffs? Helga is a lovely lady when you get to know her. A bit bossy, of course. And we've always accepted muggle-borns. Wait. Who are you?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

TOLERATOR OF MUDBLOODS! GLURGE OF THESE HALLOWED HALLS! DESTROYER OF MY FAMILY!

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

You are quite loud. It is frightening the wombat.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

PROLIFERATOR OF MUGGLE MEDICINE! BASTARD IRISH CHILD!

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

All this dirty talk is getting me hot and bothered.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

ACCURSED VAMPIRE! DISGUSTING CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

You have something against scientists?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

WEREWOLF! MUTANT FREAK! STUDIER OF MUGGLE MYSTERIES!

[fm-elric.livejournal.com]

*passing by* Whaaaat the hell is this?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

METAL-LIMBED DWARVED FREAK OF NATURE! SEEKER OF WIZARDING ARTEFACTS OF WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING!

[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

*He walks in quickly, having been woken up once again by a screaming thing that should be inanimate.*

Do shut up.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

MUTATED SPEWER OF SARCASM! SADISTIC MEGALOMANIAC!

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

*hears shouting (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/460879.html?thread=22560591#t22560591) and comes to investigate*

...Oh, hello. A new portrait. *smiles and makes a mental note to order earmuffs if this continues* Could you possibly keep it down a little? Some people are trying to study and I could hear you all the way from the Slytherin dorms.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

SHAMELESS BRAGGART! CONCEITED PILE OF SCUM!

[greatest-thief.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't steal you, even if you were a good portrait and not an example of bad color theory. Or did you look like that in life?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

COMMON MUGGLE PILFERER! PROPONENT OF MUGGLE EDUCATION!

[kurse-all-seeds.livejournal.com]

My, my, what is this? What a horrid painting.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

EVIL MANIPULATOR OF DESTINY! LOWLIFE! SHAMELESS FILTHY WRETCH!

[flyingfast.livejournal.com]

Hermes glides in, stopping his skateboard smoothing in giving the portrait a look of upmost disdain. "What in all the acres of Tartarus is going on over here? I could hear you all fifty feet above the campus grounds."

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

LEADER AMONG THIEVES! SYMBOL OF THE PHALLUS!

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

What do you have against demons and Hufflepuffs, you waste of parchment!? And, for the sake of my fiancé, what do you have against freaks?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

LOVER OF CHILDREN WHO ENJOY MUGGLE RECREATIONAL SPORTS!

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

Oh, for Merlin's sake! I just got here and already you're ruining it for me! Would you just SHUT THE HELL UP and stop harrassing my schoolmates?!

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

AND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! DISGRACE OF MY LOINS! SHAME OF MY FLESH! SEXUAL DEVIANT!

[ms-weatherwax.livejournal.com]

She steps out into the entrance hall to see what was going on. Normally she wouldn't care, but she had just been Borrowing a ddog, and not all of the mindless curiosity had left her yet.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

IMMODEST WASTE OF A WITCH! OWNER OF RUNDOWN WIZARDING TRANSPORT!

[dib-worm.livejournal.com]

"Oh, man, I thought we took CARE of all the possessed furniture crap already! There must be a spell to make things be QUIET..."

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

BIG HEAD! BELIEVER IN MUGGLE SUPERSTITIONS!

[king-bakura.livejournal.com]

Bakura steps into the hall and resists covering his ears. He was used to shouting. Used to loud noises. Though, he liked either silence or when the noise was something that built his ego.

This did neither. "I agree, you do look flammable. Are you intending and getting destroyed, painting?"

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

DIRTY THIEF! BROTHER OF FILTH!

[roxyspaulding.livejournal.com]

So were you always this ugly, or is this one of the Glamour Shots pictures?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

TRAILER TRASH! VALLEY GIRL!

[reallymydear.livejournal.com]

... Well really.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

TWEE BRITISH TWIT! FLAMING DEMON LOVER!

[silver-plumes.livejournal.com]

Er, what?

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

MIDDLING SPIRIT! UNFUNNY USER OF FOOTNOTES!