In the entrance hall (open RP...if you dare)

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

HUMILIATION! DEGRADATION! SCUM AROUND EVERY CORNER! MUDBLOODS, WEREWOLVES, BLOOD-TRAITORS, GODS AND DEMI-GODS, ANGELS, DEMONS, FREAKS, SCIENTISTS, FRENCHMEN, PIRATES, AND HUFFLEPUFFS! A DIRTY LOT, ALL OF THEM, BESMIRCHING THE HALLS OF A ONCE-GREAT INSTITUTION! SHAMEFUL! A DISGRACE TO US ALL!

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[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

*He walks in quickly, having been woken up once again by a screaming thing that should be inanimate.*

Do shut up.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

MUTATED SPEWER OF SARCASM! SADISTIC MEGALOMANIAC!

[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

Why yes, thank you. It's always nice to have my work recognized.

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

INCONTINENT PUPPY LOVER!

[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

Oh now that does it. I won't be talked to like that by a bad painting!

*he climbs onto a stool and pulls a black sharpie out of his pocket*

Take it back or I shall be forced to decrease your monetary worth by covering you with facial hair and spectacles!

[walburga-b.livejournal.com]

DO NOT TOUCH ME!

YOU MAY, HOWEVER, DEFACE THE VAMPIRE WHO IS CURRENTLY FROTTING UP AGAINST ME (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/460879.html?thread=22568527#t22568527).

[evil-infant.livejournal.com]

*He ponders for a moment, tapping his chin in thought* Mmm...No. No, I think I'll stick with drawing on you.