Jack Enters' . . .

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Despite protests Jack is in the school and has ended in Slytherine. Cackling to himself he has made his way slowly through the school staring at the moving paintings which after his attempts to kill them with his walking stick stopped trying to talk to him, he has found his way somehow to the Slytherine Common room. Which is strange because he really wanted to go to the Hufflepuff girls showers. Well there was always later. For now he wanted to meet his house mates, not that he really gave a stuff, but hell until he found the local moonshiners he had time to burn.

"Any of ya Gobshites around?"

CLOSED RP: River Tam and Dr. Stephen Maturin (probable eventual R for smut)

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

After her lesson with Voldemort, River started back for her room to owl Stephen as she'd promised... except that she found her feet on the well-known route to Stephen's room and not her own, and she was too tired to make herself turn around. Even if she had promised.

She knocked on his door, and waited.

Bes, [Egyptian] God-Demon of Protection, Childbirth and Entertainment

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Based on Pyramid Scheme by Eric Flint and Dave Freer

Publisher's webpage, where you can read the first few chapters:
http://www.webscription.net/10.1125/Baen/067131839X/067131839X.htm

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/067131839X/103-9959051-7402243?v=glance&n=283155
I hope this helps for those who have not read the book, about this version of Bes. Description of Book inside cut.

( Read more... )

owl, to Ryuuji

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The morning after his birthday, an owl arrives for Mr Ryuuji Otogi.

( For Ryuuji )

Aardvark Amok! (Open to all Ravenclaws)

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

...
There is a smallish aardvark wandering about the Ravenclaw common room. It might be looking for ants. Or it might just be bored.

(( OOC: This is Dr. Stephen Maturin's aardvark, but unless your character was at his Sorting and paid close attention to his answer to the Dumbledore-related question, or was at Jack Aubrey's sorting and paying attention to his conversation with Maturin, your character probably doesn't know who the aardvark belongs to. It is not a magical creature and it cannot talk; it's just a plain old aardvark. Maturin will be unavailable until just before Herbology. And I mean unavailable, including by owl. Then he will collect the aardvark. In the meantime, please don't try to hurt the aardvark, but feel free to treat it as a conversation piece, play with it, ignore it, or interact with it in any way that is not harmful! And yes, if Jack Aubrey somehow manages to gain admittance to the Ravenclaw common room, he may debauch the aardvark. ))

((open Rp))

[afraid-wizard.livejournal.com]

Rincewind sits at the bar of the Three Broomsticks. This place doesn’t seem dangerous, and it is much, much quieter then the Mended drum. He just wants a nice quiet drink. Also though he’d be the last to admit it, he’s getting a bit sick of potatoes. The houselves just keep giving him cooked potatoes in every conceivable form. The luggage seems to have gotten lost, he knows it’s in the school but where? And his housemates are worrying him. Well, Chii seems nice but….

Rincewind sighs and tries once more to catch the barmaid’s eye.

Herbology Class

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( Crowley decided to go to class early this time. )

Slug Club #2, Part1

[old-sluggy.livejournal.com]

OOC: Here we go, the second meeting. I liked the way the potions class was done, and since this is a fairly interactive club meeting, we'll do it thus: Sluggy will wait for everyone to arrive, then in another thread, he'll explain what's going on and characters will have a chance to react. After that, he'll post a wrap up! Hope you enjoy!

( Slug Club Meeting #2, Part 1 )

Herbology owls and RP

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

To Adam, Kira, Damien, Harry, and Rincewind.

Hey, we need to get together and work out what we're going to say about the yew thingy.

How about we meet up where Harry suggested we look for the trees? That's out in the grounds near the lake. I'll put out a glowy beacon so you know where to go.

See ya later!

Kaylee

VERY urgent owls, letters glowing a bright green to make sure they'll be opened quickly.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

The notes are written on plain parchment, the kind used for taking notes, and Ryuuji's usual neat calligraphic style is much messier, clearly showing that he's been writing in a hurry.

( Owl to Kira. )

( Owl to Crowley. )

( Owl to Voldemort. )

( Owl to Aziraphale. )

( Owl to Cthulhu. )

( Owl to Nightwing. )

Edit:

( Owl to Adam. )

Jay, of Jay and Silent Bob fame (And it totally IS fame, yo.)

[notsosilentjay.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ass-cheese, munchers! You know, I knew this girl once, and Jay was all checking her out, and I knew she was the nasty type!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
DAMN, Barney! He's like Moobie and those fuckers. Totally gay.

3. What time is it where you are?
Time to get laid. Hell yeah. I just gotta find some nasty chick with hot tits. Snooch to the nooch, nugga nooch!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Tonks, fuck yeah! I mean, that chick can look like anything, yeah? So you could be fucking J.Lo one day, and Brittney Spears the next day. And she could grow hooters like, shit! HUGE.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Snoogans!

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Shit, he's GAY? What about that hot piece of ass, Ginny? Or Hermione? I bet she's really nasty. You know the smart chicks always dig it!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Oh yeah, I nearly fucked the last scion.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I always have a good hit of weed, if you want to get a little bit of that going on. And there's plenty of me to go around, ladies!

(no subject)

[basilisk-lord1.livejournal.com]

Due to all the talk on love going around these days, I decided to make a new quiz for all you...wonderful people.

What's Your Love Advice For Today?
What is your name?
What is your House?	GryffindorSlytherinHufflepuffRavenclaw
This quiz by BasiliskLord - Taken 1 Times.

Easy Money from Home! Get your share!

A flier from Hurley.

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A flier posted in each of the House Common Rooms...

( HHHH Help Request )

Slug Club #2, Part 2

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Slug Club Meeting #2, Part 2

OOC: For anyone who missed posting on the first part, feel free to, unless you just want to throw your character into it on this part. I'll leave this up until tomorrow night when the third part will be posted. Thanks!

Psmith, from Wodehouses' Mike and Psmith novels

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( incumbere/Application )

~ ~ ~

Merope Gaunt; Harry Potter fandom

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( Application )

'Cuz I'm on a quiz kick now...

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I think I included Everyone, including squibs for the amusement factor. I think the only one not in it is Merope who just applied RIGHT after I clicked create.

Relationships at Hogwarts_Hocus
Name
Age
Gender
Sexual Orientation
House
This fun quiz by TheLadyinShadow - Taken 1 Times.

New - Help with love and dating!

Have fun...

Luna Lovegood, HP

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( Well, they call it a cut, but it's more of a fold, really, isn't it? )

OOC Announcement

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((Sorry I haven't been active lately. I've been rather ill and haven't been able to muster up the energy to do much. Hopefully I'll be able to post a bit in a few days. Until then, Rita is officially in the hospital wing recovering from a nasty spider bite she received when she accidentally got tangled up in a web while in her beetle form. She rapidly transfigured back into human form, but as often happens in these situations the confused, irritated and hungry spider found itself in a very unfortunate location on her body and...well, you can guess the rest. So...yeah.))

Bartimaeus moves into Ravenclaw

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After spending a few days back in the Other Place, Bartimaeus decided that now would be a good time to put in an appearance back at Hogwarts. Reaching out for that odd feeling again, the sensation of an open invitation rather than the command of a Summoning, he allowed himself to be drawn back to the physical plane. He materialised in the Ravenclaw common room, leaving off any special effects (having been sorted already there was no further need to impress anyone just yet), in the form of a dark skinned boy wearing the Hogwarts school uniform.

OOC: Interruption of service

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

((Hi, all--- just to let you know, I probably won't be around much for the next few days, and likely not at all from Saturday night through next Wednesday, as I'll be out of town then and may not have access. I'll try to keep up with comment emails right until I leave, but other than that you probably won't see much of River and Charles for a week. See you when I get back!))

Application: Eowyn

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Application for Eowyn

1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
I prefer cheese of the hard variety, since it tends to travel better, but this is a question far more suited to Hobbit company.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? The foul beast Barney, I do not know of this Carrottop creature.

3. What time is it where you are?
It is time for evil witch kings to die if they try and hurt the true king of Gondor!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?

I could only ever aspire to serve such creatures of greatness, but if Aragorn or Faramir were to become members I might be able to stretch a point and sexually harass them.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Crown and Sword

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I’m not really sure, but I hope he’s happy with whoever he chooses.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Surely, it is the work of the dark lord Sauron’s agents. They fill your desk with such trivialities so you may not concentrate on the true purpose of all good men and women, ridding the world of filthy orcs!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I’ve slain a witch king, with some help I’ll admit, but it was no easy feat. I have also rode into battle alongside my brother and my uncle, the late king of Rohan and killed many of Sauron’s creatures. I am a shield maiden of the Roharrim, we are none of us useless.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Well, there’s still the helmet from that Witchking I killed, but I really don’t think you’d want that. My strong sword arm, or a nice herd of Rohan horses, the finest in middle earth.

Warded owl to the Headmistress

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( Urgent owl to the Headmistress )

This is your brain on CRACK.

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((AU fanfic inspired by theladyinshadow's Hogwarts Hocus relationships quiz ... do not read this if you are eating.

Especially if you are eating anything from McDonald's.

AU, I tell you! ))

( Love Under the Golden Arches )

Owl to Tom.

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( Warning Owl to Tom. )