WART from the Master!

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

It's been a while, all you wayward children of Hogwarts. I think it's time for a little more... music.

I know, the lyrics are sappy, but I love a good cover.

Now, that's a little less... sticky-sweet. Charming in its own way, I suppose.

...you know, I don't care. Maybe I don't mind sappy once in a while.

...what were you humans smoking in the 90s?

Now, here was a time when you had a little style.

...remember those days, Doctor? We should do a show together soon. I'll let you pick out the songs.

((ETA: Eventual NSFW in the Ten/Master thread))

Comments

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

Music. I know you like music.

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

This isn't... referencing anything is it?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

Why, what could it possibly be referencing?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

And you're playing it for EVERYONE?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

It's not as if it were a naughty video. Although I imagine that would sell quite well, considering.

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Weeell. It's not like I disapprove or anything. At least you're not shouting our exploits at the top of your voice.

[mimicking the Master] PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS ATTEND CAREFULLY.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

They don't deserve that. Some things are only for you.

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

[smirks] Oh really.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

Maybe you never noticed, but I have a bit of a fixation.

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

and yet you've shown remarkable self control.

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

I think my reply to that might infringe upon 'shouting our exploits' territory. Not to mention a bit of repairing. So I'm on a bit of a sabbatical from conquest.

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Really? So no conquering for you? That must be so dull. But then Turlough's told me all about the no-kill rule which you failed to mention.

WARDED TO BE PRIVATE FOR TEN AND THE MASTER

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

I thought you knew! I never thought you would have... I thought you knew!

:o?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

How would I possibly have known that? I'm not exactly an expert on this place.

What, what wouldn't I have done? [frowns]

Re: :o?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

It's something that most people learn early on. I never thought you would have gone to sleep like that if you didn't know.

Re: :o?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Well... I mean really. It's not like I thought you were going to kill me after.... [shrugs, and rubs his neck, looking away]]

Re: :o?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

I wasn't, no. But it has been known to happen. It's even a preferred technique of some assassins.

Re: :o?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're not an assassin are you? And you did manage to fail at killing me for-

OOH I;ve got a story about that sort of assassin actually!

Re: :o?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

[Several deep breaths. That kind of scorekeeping is not going to lead to anything good. Still.]

If it involves you and a dockside whore, I'd just as well not hear it.

Re: :o?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Well no, actually. It was-

...Are you hyperventilating? You're not disappointed are you? [amused and annoyed]

Re: :o?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

I am not hyperventilating. And I am not 'disappointed'. But I have no interest in hearing about you narrowly avoiding death by sex.

Re: :o?

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

Oh that was ages ago. And It wasn't so much sex as- Well never mind. It was complicated and frankly nothing to brag about, just between you and me. [rolls his eyes]

Re: :o?

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

I gather it was nothing for the assassin to brag about either, or you wouldn't be here. [Yep. Still sounds grouchy.]

[tenofgallifrey.livejournal.com]

[frowns, looking a little hurt]

Afraid I wouldn't know. I'd ask you, but then I've heard you're 'not picky' when it comes to your partners. Perhaps one of them will be worth bragging about.

[he's feeling stupid now for thinking that there had been anything special about that. when apparently is was just another mind game. He should have known better]

[theregothedrums.livejournal.com]

...you heard what? Who would even know to say that? That's... what?