Application for Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII Compilation)

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The saying usually goes, "Life's a bitch, and then you die."

Upon reflection, even counting the really good parts (Aerith, Cloud, even Sephiroth and Angeal before the former went crazy and the latter turned into a... better not to think about that) I've gotta agree. Life really is one hell of a bitch.

I think I did good, though. There were a lot of bad things, a few great things, but all in all, I can die knowing I finished with a job well done. So now it's time to lay back, relax, and return to the lifestream.

Funny how the lifestream feels a lot like a cold stone floor.

...Okay, I'm not imagining it. Something isn't right. I'm pretty sure the lifestream does not equal lying supine on cobbles.

And that I shouldn't be able to just open my eyes like I've done every day, but I am and it's weird and something just is not right.

I sit up. Like, normal sitting up. This can't seriously be the afterlife. Nothing I've ever read or heard said anything about the lifestream being a room in what looked like a really old part of Nibelheim.

Looking around, I can't find anything familiar, and the only thing worth notice is the little table with the paper, and a fancy pen that someone must've cast Float on.




State your full name.
I reach for the pen, but it floats out of my range. Well, I guess answering out loud is just as good... "Um, Zack Fair."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I shrug. "Anything that doesn't come from the Shinra trooper cafeteria. That's the best part about SOLDIER, we don't have to eat that nasty processed Chocobo Bill's Chococheese."

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Eeeh..." I scratch my head a little. I know I look embarrassed, but it's kind of hard not to, in this case. "I don't like to kill unnecessarily. If it's up to me, they both live, as long as they don't force my hand."

3. What time is it where you are?
"I dunno, does the lifestream measure time?"

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Wow, these questions just get progressively weirder. "I... uh, I'm not really qualified to answer that... _{I wouldn't harrass anyone, but I'm not gonna pass up looking at a pretty girl...}"

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Sounds like the guy from the Sector Five slums, who was building the bar. I like the name I thought up for him last time, so, "Seventh heaven! A little piece of heaven in... wherever this is." I'm starting to not be so sure that this is the lifestream at all.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh man, marriage. I've never had a chance to think of that before (not really, being in SOLDIER pretty much guarantees a short lifespan, and in my situation... well.) "Hey, whoever Harry loves, that's who he should be with. Spending your life with someone you love shouldn't be sneezed at, you know?"

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I laugh. Thankfully, SOLDIER never has to do paperwork. Unless you're an overachiever like Sephiroth, but I'm not about to say that to his face. "Outsource it to the Turks, that's what we do."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
This time, I know I'm grinning. "I'm a SOLDIER first class, which is pretty much the definition of Not Useless where I come from. Sure, I'm mostly just the muscle for Shinra, but you can't have a brain if you don't have muscles to defend it, am I right?"

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Aw geeze, there's the kicker. I don't have the Buster Sword - of course, Cloud's taking good care of it now; I know I can trust him with it - all I have are a few left over potions, my mastered materia, and a little pressed flower I keep inside my armor. But that one, that's mine. As long as I can keep a little part of Aerith with me, this weird ol' afterlife shouldn't be so bad.
"Not much to offer, but these health potions should come in handy to anyone who has some minor scrapes and bumps that need taking care of."

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Zack________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____Zack______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Zack______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Zack________"

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Kuronue bit his lip and let his eyes fall a little, humming. Zack did indeed know what he was doing with this, at least, not that he was complaining about his lack of experience. It was a rare jewel in an age of poverty.

"Some people like being ignored," he said, voice turning husky with his pleasure. He had, in the end, gained a taste for it. Especially when it came to Kurama. "Not...that I'm saying you should."

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I really like the look on his face, that he's enjoying what I'm doing. Being able to inspire that kind of expression in someone makes me feel like I'm doing something worth while.

"I'm used to being ignored," I say, deliberately forcing thoughts of Angeal, Sephiroth, even Cloud from my head. "The game is fun, but if you never win..." frustrating. I change up the pattern a bit, pulling and stroking to see how he likes it.

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His eyes fell closed and his head tipped forward. Oh, that was nice. "That's..."

He tried to kick his brain into gear and reached to toy with one of Zack's nipples. "Oh," he breathed, remembering that they were having a conversation, "you're like me then..." He hadn't meant to say it, it just kind of slipped out and he couldn't be bothered trying to explain it away.

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I groan, not sure if I should shy away from the way his fingers pinch or beg for more. I don't usually ask for pain (I get enough in my line of work already) but... it feels good.

I slide my hand down his cock, trying to mimic the way he'd sucked me off. "Someone kept you frustrated?" I understand the feeling. It... blows.

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He hummed a little. "Yes... Still kind of does..." Not the best time for such a conversation though, he thought.

He couldn't help but rock into Zack's hand a little. It was nice. Arching his back a little he opened his eyes a little to watch Zack, reaching behind his to drag his hand up his thigh until he reached cock, which he stroked and toyed with lightly, wanting to bring it back to life.

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I'm starting to get the feeling that he's more interested in sex than conversation. Grinning, I lean up a little and kiss him again, eager to start up our little game once more.

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He moaned a little, leaning down to meet Zack for that kiss. He wanted it, the meet of their lips and tongue was wonderful.

He kissed him for a while and then, when he thought Zack ready, he pulled back only enough to be able to speak. "Ready?" he murmured, shifting so that he could run the tip of Zack's cock against his ass.

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"Silly question," I say, grinning at him, resting one hand on his hip, the other still squeezing and stroking his dick. I'm more than a little excited to be the top for once, and his eagerness is contagious.

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He hummed a little and sank down on his cock a little, hissing at the slight pain and yet showing zero sign of stopping for anything, or anyone. When he had Zack fully inside him he wriggled his hips a little and tightened around him, testing the boy. Oh, he felt so good.

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"Oh~" I moan, long and drawn out and unable to control myself. He's obviously used to this, probably the very definition of a slut, but I ain't complaining. And the way he tightens around my dick like a fucking expert makes me so scared I might come too fast that I bite my lip until it bleeds.

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He giggled a little at that moan, at his restraint. "Don't come before I've had my fun, Zack," he teased, wiggling a little more, then beginning to shift slowly. He placed his hands on Zack's chest to help him move, watching him from behind heavy eyes as he tested different angles before he found that wonderful one place that made him arch and cry out too. "Ah!"

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"I w-wont," I groan, falling into whatever pattern he wants, letting him move me as he pleases. I'll try not to come too quickly, anyway. He's.. he's really good. Not that I have much of a basis of comparison but DAMN. When he moves like that, from where I'm sitting he's as beautiful as a picture and talented as an expert.

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Oh Zack, you flatterer you. Thing is, Kuronue already knew he was damned pretty and flaunted the shit out of it if it would get him tail. "Good," he moaned. Each time he managed to hit that place inside him he gave guttural moans and let his fingernails scrape along Zack's skin.

"Hah...harder," he moaned, wanting to test the boy. He liked having control, and this kid gave it in droves, but he could feel the strength in him and wondered. He was nothing if not a curious creature.

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I'm so used to being ordered around that I obey automatically, determined to fuck him as hard as he wants for as long as I can stand it. I grab his hips and thrust, my feet scraping against the legs of the desk, the floor, anywhere to get purchase. My back is going to kill me later and I'm not sure if I li--okay, yeah, I really like the way he's scratching me.

And I'm so into giving him whatever he wants that in the back of my head it feels kind of pathetic, but if it means we both get a great fuck out of it and walk away happy, I'm okay with that.

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He gave a startled little scream and held on as well as he could, tipping his head further back and letting the sounds he made fall freely from him. Well, Zack shouldn't have to wait too long because, gods, Kuronue wasn't going to take too long to come considering just how eager the boy was, and how interesting Kuronue found him, and how wonderfully he was hitting a real nice place inside him right now too, of course.

"Zah...Zack!" He groaned, biting his lip and reaching up to tweak one of those tempting nipples again, playing with it which he forced himself back on Zack's cock, meeting him thrust for thrust.

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If it means I van make him scream like that again, I'm gonna do everything I can to keep him coming back. And considering how close I am to coming, I'm going to have to hope the next minute or so is enough. And I'm not sure how long I've been gasping out 'yes,' but the affirmative is so, so true.

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He let his head fall forward and arched a little, his cries changing tone just a little as his climax teased him. "Yes..." he moaned, shuddering. "Hnnn...."

When his whole body seemed to declare it was time for him to come though, he was almost sad it hadn't lasted as long. Whimpering slightly, he bucked in Zack's hand and cried out one last final time, eyes flying wide as he came, spilling himself and loosing all sense of rhythm.

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I suddenly realize that it's possible to come just by hearing someone. All Kuronue would have to do is moan just like that into my ear and I'd be a puddle. I'm a puddle now, coming so hard that all my muscles simultaneously relax from the sheer feel-good.

I flop back on the desk, hands still glued to Kuronue's thighs, and try to get my breath back enough to beg for another go once I'm out of this room.

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He stilled a little, panting to catch his breath. His arms shook and eventually he just let them buckle so he colapsed on Zack's chest, turning his face into his neck so he could nuzzle into his hair and neck. He felt good. Zack wasn't quite human, that much he could tell. Too strong to be a human.

"See? Easy," he panted, caressing Zack's sides.

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"Oh yeah," I agree, wrapping my arms around him, realizing that i'm half humming when I talk. I can't remember being this content.

"Soooo," I say after a minute, grinning up at the ceiling. "Does this mean I get voted in to the Hot Gay Sex House?"

Vote: Slytherin

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"Yeah," he said, amused. "That would be my house. Slytherin."

Slytherin practically seemed to be the Hot Men house, and more often than not the population at Hogwarts seemed to be more interested in cock than anything else. And, you know, had Kuronue. And Yukimura.

"Honestly I don't think there's more than one or two straight men here, so most of the houses are full of hot gay sex." He chuckled and pressed his cheek against Zack's shoulder.

Re: Vote: Slytherin

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"Wow. It's just like being back at Shinra," I laugh. "Everyone else keeps telling me I should be in the Hufflewhatever or Gryffin's door, but I like the sound of your house better." Mostly because I can be around him more. And, upon re-evaluation of priorities, getting lots of ass is not a bad goal, either. I'm sure Aerith will understand.

Re: Vote: Slytherin

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"Hufflepuff and Gryffindor," he corrected. "My house is full of sex and win. Yukimura would like you, I think. I should introduce you." His lover needed to start getting back in the game, after all, and Kuronue couldn't think of a more harmless person than Zack at the moment to encourage Yukimura back to his old confidence.

Re: Vote: Slytherin

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It's subtle, but I can see the way his expression changes when he talks about whoever Yukimura is. It's like he relaxes all over, comfortable thinking about a certain, special person.

"I bet he's wonderful," I say, meaning more personality than sex-wise, but they're both considerations.

Re: Vote: Slytherin

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Kuronue sighed and melted a little more. "He is... Yukimura is my mate." He propped himself up on Zack's chest, his wings stretching a little lazily. He liked it right here, he liked the boy's company. "Though we are not exclusive." He winked.

"Have you ever been in love?" he asked, honestly curious.