Application for Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII Compilation)

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The saying usually goes, "Life's a bitch, and then you die."

Upon reflection, even counting the really good parts (Aerith, Cloud, even Sephiroth and Angeal before the former went crazy and the latter turned into a... better not to think about that) I've gotta agree. Life really is one hell of a bitch.

I think I did good, though. There were a lot of bad things, a few great things, but all in all, I can die knowing I finished with a job well done. So now it's time to lay back, relax, and return to the lifestream.

Funny how the lifestream feels a lot like a cold stone floor.

...Okay, I'm not imagining it. Something isn't right. I'm pretty sure the lifestream does not equal lying supine on cobbles.

And that I shouldn't be able to just open my eyes like I've done every day, but I am and it's weird and something just is not right.

I sit up. Like, normal sitting up. This can't seriously be the afterlife. Nothing I've ever read or heard said anything about the lifestream being a room in what looked like a really old part of Nibelheim.

Looking around, I can't find anything familiar, and the only thing worth notice is the little table with the paper, and a fancy pen that someone must've cast Float on.




State your full name.
I reach for the pen, but it floats out of my range. Well, I guess answering out loud is just as good... "Um, Zack Fair."

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I shrug. "Anything that doesn't come from the Shinra trooper cafeteria. That's the best part about SOLDIER, we don't have to eat that nasty processed Chocobo Bill's Chococheese."

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Eeeh..." I scratch my head a little. I know I look embarrassed, but it's kind of hard not to, in this case. "I don't like to kill unnecessarily. If it's up to me, they both live, as long as they don't force my hand."

3. What time is it where you are?
"I dunno, does the lifestream measure time?"

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Wow, these questions just get progressively weirder. "I... uh, I'm not really qualified to answer that... _{I wouldn't harrass anyone, but I'm not gonna pass up looking at a pretty girl...}"

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Sounds like the guy from the Sector Five slums, who was building the bar. I like the name I thought up for him last time, so, "Seventh heaven! A little piece of heaven in... wherever this is." I'm starting to not be so sure that this is the lifestream at all.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh man, marriage. I've never had a chance to think of that before (not really, being in SOLDIER pretty much guarantees a short lifespan, and in my situation... well.) "Hey, whoever Harry loves, that's who he should be with. Spending your life with someone you love shouldn't be sneezed at, you know?"

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I laugh. Thankfully, SOLDIER never has to do paperwork. Unless you're an overachiever like Sephiroth, but I'm not about to say that to his face. "Outsource it to the Turks, that's what we do."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
This time, I know I'm grinning. "I'm a SOLDIER first class, which is pretty much the definition of Not Useless where I come from. Sure, I'm mostly just the muscle for Shinra, but you can't have a brain if you don't have muscles to defend it, am I right?"

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Aw geeze, there's the kicker. I don't have the Buster Sword - of course, Cloud's taking good care of it now; I know I can trust him with it - all I have are a few left over potions, my mastered materia, and a little pressed flower I keep inside my armor. But that one, that's mine. As long as I can keep a little part of Aerith with me, this weird ol' afterlife shouldn't be so bad.
"Not much to offer, but these health potions should come in handy to anyone who has some minor scrapes and bumps that need taking care of."

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Zack________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____Zack______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Zack______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Zack________"

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He chuckled a little and pressed him back onto the desk, urging him to sit on it. His free hand, meanwhile, was busy pulling at the cords to his vest and shrugging it off his shoulders and wings so that he could press himself against Zack and oh, skin. Hm.

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My butt hits the desk and I grab onto him a little harder, deciding that now should be the time that I take a little initiative. I settle on the desk and grab his ass, dragging him up onto my lap. I don't know what to do mostly beyond following his lead, but damn if I'm not eager as hell to learn.

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He squawked as much as he could and still keep the kiss, lifting his knees up so he could settle in Zack's lap easily. He pulled at his belts and wrap, then the fastenings on his leather pants and pushed them down and off with a little bit of a struggle.

Naked, he settled himself in Zack's lap once again, wriggling his hips and grinding against him for a moment, teasing Zack as much as he was himself. But the boy was...maybe virginal. He needed to know before he went any further but--kissing.

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I whimper, knowing that it isn't exactly manly but it feels so good. I mean, hot naked guy, in my lap, and it isn't even part of one of Hojo's creepy, half-suppressed 'experiments.' No, this is much, much better.

Against my better judgement, I pull away from the kiss. "You're going to have to give me a couple instructions," I admit, going back for more little kisses between words. It's hard to stop.

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He makes a sound of a agreement and pulled back for a secon, but then deviated to Zack's jaw and then his neck, where he licked and bit lightly. "Have you fucked a guy before?" he asked, because he wasn't about to fuck Zack on a table with no lube in sight. Mainly because Kurama would be annoyed with him again.

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"Not... recently..." I mutter, which really means not ever. I've been on the receiving end a few times because, you know, SOLDIER, and there were a couple of handjobs and groping in the showers that we all convinced each other was just playing around, but this is definitely new.

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Kuronue hummed a little, leaning back and licking his lips lewdly. "Alright. Then we need to take care of this first don't we..." he purred, leaning forward and licking at Zack's lips while he reached down between then to grasp Zack's cock.

"I want you to last and you won't last if you come straight away." Winking, he shimmied down Zack and slipped off the table, using his wings to help him keep from falling to the floor before he could get his legs under him. He leaned down and licked up Zack's length. "You just lie back and enjoy yourself," he murmured, smiling up at Zack.

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Oh man, I've seen this happen before and god I've always kind of wanted to try it but actually having someone's tongue on my dick is just... just...
Woh.

Fucking. Woah.

I do exactly as he says and lay back, bracing my elbows on the desk so I can still watch him, moving my legs apart so he has room to work. I don't want to compromise this at all.

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Definitely a virgin. Kuronue was definitely going to break him in even if it killed him. Virgin territory was always the sweetest.

Purring a little he licked up Zack's length again--it was a nice cock, he wanted to take some time to admire it--before he sealed his lips over the head and sucked lightly as he ran his tongue over the tip, tasting precome and that something else he could smell earlier. It wasn't a bad taste, really, but he still loved the taste of come, be it human, demon or otherwise.

Humming a little, he took Zack into his mouth. All the way, right until his nose brushed against Zack's abdomen and his throat ached a little at the intrusion. He pulled back, sucking as well as he could, only to repeat it, slowly gaining speed until he was comfortable. He didn't expect Zack to last all that long, really, so he enjoyed what he could while he could.

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I don't last that long at all, my elbows unable to take any kind of weight I fall backwards on the desk, rocking my cock into his mouth until I come - hard, in case there was any doubt - and gasp out a happy groan. I could seriously get used to this.

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Having no gag reflex what so ever made it quite easy--and enjoyable--for Kuronue to take Zack easily as his hips began to move. When he was about to come he pulled back though so that he could swallow Zack's come easily. He spilled only a little but that was quickly licked up and rubbed from his chin.

"Hmmm...good?" he asked, crawling back up onto the table and above Zack. He watched him with a slight smile, finding him quite endearing in his eagerness.

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"Definitely," I moan, putting my hands on his hips again. "But, what about you?" I've got to admit, even after that I'm still eager to see what else he has planned.

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"Well," he said smiling, "you're very gentlemanly, aren't you?" He chuckled.

"I'll just wait until you're ready again," he said, capable of ignoring his impatience when he was in control of how long he had to wait for certain things. He ran his fingers over one of Zack's nipples and tweaked it lightly then reached down to cover one of Zack's hands with his own and guide it to his own cock. "But, in the mean time..."

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I grin at him. This, I'm good at. I wrap my hand around his dick and run my thumb over the slit, squeezing slowly from the little finger up, making the pressure a pattern. "I don't do this often, but I'd feel bad if I felt good and whoever else I'm with doesn't."

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Kuronue bit his lip and let his eyes fall a little, humming. Zack did indeed know what he was doing with this, at least, not that he was complaining about his lack of experience. It was a rare jewel in an age of poverty.

"Some people like being ignored," he said, voice turning husky with his pleasure. He had, in the end, gained a taste for it. Especially when it came to Kurama. "Not...that I'm saying you should."

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I really like the look on his face, that he's enjoying what I'm doing. Being able to inspire that kind of expression in someone makes me feel like I'm doing something worth while.

"I'm used to being ignored," I say, deliberately forcing thoughts of Angeal, Sephiroth, even Cloud from my head. "The game is fun, but if you never win..." frustrating. I change up the pattern a bit, pulling and stroking to see how he likes it.

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His eyes fell closed and his head tipped forward. Oh, that was nice. "That's..."

He tried to kick his brain into gear and reached to toy with one of Zack's nipples. "Oh," he breathed, remembering that they were having a conversation, "you're like me then..." He hadn't meant to say it, it just kind of slipped out and he couldn't be bothered trying to explain it away.

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I groan, not sure if I should shy away from the way his fingers pinch or beg for more. I don't usually ask for pain (I get enough in my line of work already) but... it feels good.

I slide my hand down his cock, trying to mimic the way he'd sucked me off. "Someone kept you frustrated?" I understand the feeling. It... blows.

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He hummed a little. "Yes... Still kind of does..." Not the best time for such a conversation though, he thought.

He couldn't help but rock into Zack's hand a little. It was nice. Arching his back a little he opened his eyes a little to watch Zack, reaching behind his to drag his hand up his thigh until he reached cock, which he stroked and toyed with lightly, wanting to bring it back to life.

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I'm starting to get the feeling that he's more interested in sex than conversation. Grinning, I lean up a little and kiss him again, eager to start up our little game once more.

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He moaned a little, leaning down to meet Zack for that kiss. He wanted it, the meet of their lips and tongue was wonderful.

He kissed him for a while and then, when he thought Zack ready, he pulled back only enough to be able to speak. "Ready?" he murmured, shifting so that he could run the tip of Zack's cock against his ass.

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"Silly question," I say, grinning at him, resting one hand on his hip, the other still squeezing and stroking his dick. I'm more than a little excited to be the top for once, and his eagerness is contagious.

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He hummed a little and sank down on his cock a little, hissing at the slight pain and yet showing zero sign of stopping for anything, or anyone. When he had Zack fully inside him he wriggled his hips a little and tightened around him, testing the boy. Oh, he felt so good.

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"Oh~" I moan, long and drawn out and unable to control myself. He's obviously used to this, probably the very definition of a slut, but I ain't complaining. And the way he tightens around my dick like a fucking expert makes me so scared I might come too fast that I bite my lip until it bleeds.

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He giggled a little at that moan, at his restraint. "Don't come before I've had my fun, Zack," he teased, wiggling a little more, then beginning to shift slowly. He placed his hands on Zack's chest to help him move, watching him from behind heavy eyes as he tested different angles before he found that wonderful one place that made him arch and cry out too. "Ah!"