Application for Michael J. Caboose from Red Vs Blue

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
We have not had cheese for awhile. Altough I do imagine eating some often, then Church calls me moron.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to get angry first. I AM THINKING ABOUT CHICKENS WITH SPIKES ON THEM! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

3. What time is it where you are?
Once i had O'Malley in my head. He was very mean

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What is the meaning of rape?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
TUCKER DID IT!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a girlfriend. Her name is Shiela

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'll make you a muffin.

Comments

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

What's 'trache' mean? Like a truck? You're gonna hit him with a truck? *knows it's early for him to be there, but can't resist trying to learn new things!*

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Oh, better. 'Trache' like a tracheotomy. Which is poking a hole in his neck so he'll breathe through that instead of his nose or mouth. Shuts them right up. *big smile* Sometimes you just want to be able to work in peace.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Like what cigarette smokers have!!! Did you ever stick a coin into the hole? I bet it'd be really funny!

I wanna see a tra...track...trache being done!!!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly like that.

Not big enough for a coin, though. It's funny to put your thumb over the hole and watch their eyes bug out, or pour in a little hot sauce or some lye.


Teatime probably wouldn't mind if you watched us deal with a squib sometime.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

I've never seen anyone do anything like that before!

He might. He doesn't like me.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's barely getting started.


He doesn't? I thought he liked almost everyone. Maybe if you asked him to show you his spork trick when we're working on a squib? He's pretty easy to get along with and most people like compliments.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

..I guess. I shall try that the next time someone gets squibbed! It's a pity about the McManus brothers. They were sorted and all, I think, but that could've given you a two for one kinda deal!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd been hoping we'd be able to see if they'd react differently to the same. Um. Stimuli.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

They're in Bitchiwitch now. I can give you the password so long as you don't tell them it was me who did it. I didn't much like them. They ignored me!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

They ignored me as well. I think I might need to lure them off school grounds, where I can deal with them appropriately.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

I'd love to record that!! That way we can get some good narration in with a bit of background music when it comes to editing! Maybe we can submit it to the film festival!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

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How very Man Bites Dog (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103905/).

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

...WOW! I just thought of that idea and suddenly, someone made a movie about it! I've got mad skillz to pay the billz! *doesn't know what that means exactly, but heard it around and that it sounded funny*

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

You'd probably like Natural Born Killers too, then.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

I should add these to my collection now! What's that about? I'd assume Natural Born Killers...is it a movie about you?? Do you get royalties for that?

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Um. There's not a movie about me. I doubt I'd let that happen.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's too bad. I bet you'd made a wonderful actor! All the more reason to make the movie with you and Teatime and the squib! Do you like cabaret music?

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Um. I really, really don't think I would. Although I'm sure there are enough people here who'd like to watch something like that. And, uh, not really.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

Well, there should be! I would watch it! You've got a lot of artistic merit in your soul! You should talk to Sadako about making that movie. She's a genius when it comes to that!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...I what?

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

You've got a lot of artistic merit!! I mean, lookit your icon!!! There you are, right in the frame, doing what you do best and looking both eager to get on with it and yet caught by the audience! All the same, you're still unabashed to be doing what you're doing!

They'll love you in Hollywood!!!!!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

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What a revolting idea.

[lil-tom-riddle.livejournal.com]

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Oh.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

((This conversation's killin' me xDD

And, unfortunately, my inbox. But that's what you get when you lend out your e-mail name to your brother *facepalm*))

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

((Have him get a Yahoo or Hotmail address of his very own?))