Application for Michael J. Caboose from Red Vs Blue

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
We have not had cheese for awhile. Altough I do imagine eating some often, then Church calls me moron.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to get angry first. I AM THINKING ABOUT CHICKENS WITH SPIKES ON THEM! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

3. What time is it where you are?
Once i had O'Malley in my head. He was very mean

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What is the meaning of rape?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
TUCKER DID IT!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a girlfriend. Her name is Shiela

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'll make you a muffin.

Comments

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not very hungry.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

((xDDDD))

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

You used a lot of big words. Are you a math person guy?

[dr-heazy.livejournal.com]

Hm... this Sheila... she a babe?

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

SHEILA IS MINE!!! Lopez already tried to take her. Then he became a head.

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

Um, who or what exactly are you?

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

I am Michael J. Caboose. And I hate babies!!!

[ewoodhouse.livejournal.com]

I was about to ask the same thing. We truly are of one mind, my dear Ginny.

[ewoodhouse.livejournal.com]

((Ok, I have no idea what's going on, but *DIES*))

Truly, you hate babies? Well, we simply cannot of that in this school.

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

Babies ... are angering!!

[silver-shines.livejournal.com]

I hope you forgive me for interrupting, Miss Woodhouse, but I simply had to agree and second your vote. No need for the likes of his kind to be here.

Squib.

[blizardridar.livejournal.com]

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*walks away*

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

((Hi, Kate.))

That knife... is shiny.

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

How good are you at following orders?

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

Sheila says... that I am a good monkey! If that does help. Which is confusing... because I am not a monkey...
But I can follow... orders.

Vote

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

Mr. Hat, my vote for this applicant is Bitchiwitch.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

There's something severely wrong with someone who can't even spell his own girlfriend's name.

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

We only have a tank at our base. You must be a red guy because that is like a jeep that they call a warthog.

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

...You're not useless because you have a girlfriend? That makes no sense.

Squib.

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

DO you have a girlfriend?

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I'd seen the utter depths of human stupidity.


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Hat? I know I'm not allowed to kill him until unless he gets squibbed, but can I trache him now so we don't have to hear him babble?

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

your hammer is not shiny.

[ninjaoftheramen.livejournal.com]

And people around here call ME hyper!

Vote: Squib

[mr-executioner.livejournal.com]

Boring. Useless. Just like a squib.

Re: Vote: Squib

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

I can use this!

Squib.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

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[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((OMG RED VS BLUE LOVE! You just made not just MY night but also my roommate's!))

...What kind of muffin?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

i can make alot of kinds of muffins

(( LOL i know red vs blue rules))

[pandacookies.livejournal.com]

Since you are cunning enough to get yourself a girlfriend and prove yourself useful, I'll vote... Slytherin.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! Capslock of rage, a poor excuse for a bribe, Little Tom wants you squibbed and you seem to annoy most of the community. Can you give me any reasons to not squib you?

[i-love-shiela.livejournal.com]

Because i can use this sniper thingy that church tells me not to. I also learned to be mean from O'Malley. I am also friends with Admiral Popinfresh.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Having a girlfriend is not exactly useful, unless you bring her with you and she's useful. Still, I'm going to let Professor Greyback deal with your CAPSLOCK OFrage.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Hufflepuff!