[Compy Post] Beware Molasses Cat

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As predicted, his clothes were completely ruined, and he had to scrub a lot to get the sticky feeling off of his skin.

This was an affront to all Kaga's sensibilities.

The school MUST be warned.

Attention students.

Inside the Sorting Room is a creature known as the Molasses Cat. Do not approach him. He is very territorial and will mark you as his property by getting molasses all over you, ruining your clothes and making your skin all sticky.

The above was signed 'FoodIsLove', Kaga's HogwartsNet handle.

Below that, as an anonymous commentor, was this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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