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(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

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[needsanewliver.livejournal.com]

Nathan was surprised to see Toki there, and startled by his yelling—in defense of Skwisgaar? What, he was going to continue being Skwisgaar's attack dog just because he'd almost killed the Swede himself?

"Skwisgaar started it," he growled, leaning against the wall as he tried and failed to catch his breath. He certainly wasn't much of a threat to Skwisgaar at the moment. "And fuck you too! You're the one in love with that creepy clown asshole, if anyone is. Always fucking inviting him into Mordhaus and letting him feel us up in our sleep... God, I hate that guy."

He flagged down a house-elf and growled at it to get him some beer. "I don't even know who that France jackoff is, but he better stay the hell away from me," he said huffily. He definitely didn't want to catch any gay cooties. Bad enough the entire school was probably infested. His attraction to Ofdensen totally didn't count as gay, and had happened long before coming to Hogwarts, anyway. He warily eyed his bandmates as he moved to sit on the ground, muttering to himself, "I have really let myself go..." And when had Skwisgaar become a fucking track star? Maybe it was the snow diet as a kid.

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Toki hadn't been around for the beginning of the incident, but even he wasn't quite clueless enough to miss that however it began, Nathan was was pretty riled up by it, and Skwisgaar obviously found it funny as hell. This meant an excellent opportunity for making fun of Nathan, and he wasn't going to stop just yet. He just laughed all the harder at Nathan accusing him of clown-love- his reaction to the goading was just too hilarious. "Don't lie, Nathan, you loves him, and yous gonna have such a good times on your honeymoon in France! I'm so happies for Dr. Rockso!" He hadn't figured out anything about the whole countries-as-people thing yet, and so entirely misunderstood the bit about France. "You don't have to be embarrassed about your gay clown-loves, it's ok!" Considering how hard he was laughing, his words weren't meant to be reassuring in the least.

Even though it looked like Nathan wasn't going to be attacking Skwisgaar anytime soon, he stayed close to him, laughing until he was nearly in tears. He didn't believe any of Skwisgaar's accusations were true, but Nathan's reaction to them was hilarious enough that he wasn't going to let him forget.