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(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)

Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

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(While it irked Lezard mightily to write this, he had to follow through, lest he compromise his anonymity by a conspicuous omission.)

You ever hear of little boys pulling the hair or throwing rocks at the girls they like? He's doing this, except it's raining frogs and turning men into catgirls. He just wants the groundskeeper's attention.

Yet if some guy asks to kiss him, he'll try to say that Kojiro wouldn't let him. Like Kojiro actually exists.

lol o.o

Nice try Valeth, but your trolling doesn't fool me.

to protect the peoples from refrigeration!

What are you raving about this time?

Anyways. *Takes out a nodachi and brings it over his head* Gotta go hunt goblins for my stew. Ciao! *Turns and runs off laughing like a lune*

((note: Kojiro typed all this out. It is not asterisk-RP!))

Oh great. You're drunk.

Should I expect a whale to show up at Hogwarts soon then?

(Now that Lezard had been openly named, he saw no reason why he should not also reply to this specific post using his own name. There was nothing to suggest he had been the previous anonymous poster, he felt. And it would look more strange if he didn't reply to such a statement from Turlough.)

You've grown quite imaginative! Attracting your attention is, I assure you, the very least of my interests. You may also note that I did not molest you at all once you had been transformed into a catgirl.

What really makes you think I could see anything desirable in you?

Then answer me this: Why do you still cause trouble to draw me out?

That motive is imputed to me by your own wishful thinking. I have no interest in drawing you out of, or into, anything.

(Except for some sort of pain or humiliation in revenge for that Amaranth episode, but Lezard didn't intend to tip Turlough off via compy post.)

The more you deny it the less I believe you

If I wanted you, groundskeeper, I would have you.

And who says you haven't?

(Oh yeah. Turlough will out himself just to break Lezard's brain.)

(Lezard had already figured that out, (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/1829473.html?thread=101375841#t101375841) with Amaranth's help. He had not yet decided on the ultimate form his revenge should take, only that the revenge would be sweeter if Turlough didn't foresee it. Therefore it was in his interest to play dumb here.)

How sad, that you would consider yourself such an unmemorable lay that I would not even remember an intimate encounter with you. For if I do not recall it, and you insist it happened, for you to be right I must have forgotten the occurrence utterly.

By the way, how is your husband? I hope for marital concord between you, since all chinchillas deserve a stable home environment.

No, of course you wouldn't remember.

And Hagrid is at least more tolerable a spouse than you will ever be.

Unmemorable indeed, then, it is confirmed. Alas that I should not recall such a singular experience, surely shared only by an undiscriminating few.

I agree I would make a terrible spouse. I have no interest in matrimony of any stripe. It is not for domesticity that I prize my beloved Lenneth Valkyrie.

I shouldn't be surprised that I'm not your first stalking victim.

Looking for me around every corner, are you? I begin to believe you truly have convinced yourself of this mythical desire I supposedly harbor, through nothing but your own constant repetition of the claim.

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