http://guy-from-mars.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] guy-from-mars.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2009-07-28 11:11 pm

Compy Post: Anonymous love meme!

Valentine Michael Smith was still grokking the great goodness that was Hogwarts, and humanity in general. His perceptions of all of these things were still a bit skewed, but his heart was in the right place.

He'd stumbled onto the computer lab, and, after watching a few discussions, he eventually decided he ought to start his own.

Consequently, a post appeared on the Hogwartsnet under the username "water_ brother":

Attention Hogwarts students!

These are truths I have discovered during my time among the peoples of Earth, most especially during my long sojourn with the giant squid, whose wisdom is beyond measure and who has taught me much of life. Would that I could introduce all of you to him, that you might grok him, in your own turn, with greater fullness:

God is love.
All sentient beings are capable of love.
You are a sentient being who is capable of expressing love.
Therefore, thou art God.

Why not express your own love to your fellow Hogwarts students? Use this space to say something nice to someone you have met. You need not sign your name, as I grok that makes some people uncomfortable.

From: bloodbad_firepretty

[identity profile] carri3-whit3.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. That'd be nice to know - if anybody cared.

Re: From: bloodbad_firepretty

[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that I'm not the only person sending out unnoticed, or even unwanted declarations of love. At least mine won't end in bad sex and an awkward morning.

_shellhead_

[identity profile] sh1n1ng-arm0r.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, bragging much?

Actually come to think of it I am totally down with that. Ladies, I can guarantee it won't end in bad sex and an awkward morning, and can produce testimonials in support of same!

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
You have to provide testimonials to get people to sleep with you in the first place?

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] sh1n1ng-arm0r.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Only when I'm posting anon, dude. Rest of the time I have to squeak by on good looks, charm, fame and fortune. How many of those you got in your hand, sport? As for the testimonials, I just really like watching 'em. Makes me feel all tingly inside.

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
All of the above, plus a gift for the power of persuasion.

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] sh1n1ng-arm0r.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Coz I gotta say the charm is not really coming thru in this medium.

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I can safely say that I'm not trying to seduce you, so why should I make the effort? You're not my type.

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] sh1n1ng-arm0r.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
ah-HAAAA, so you admit you only turn on the charm when it can get you something! Good to know.

BTW, for the record, everybody is my type. Call me!

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
As I'm sure you're a charming individual 100% of the time. You have testimonials to that effect, don't you?

Re: _shellhead_

[identity profile] sh1n1ng-arm0r.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. "Mr. Warmth," they call me. Well, that and "the Da Vinci of our times," but that's totally ridiculous. I don't paint.