http://guy-from-mars.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] guy-from-mars.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2009-07-28 11:11 pm

Compy Post: Anonymous love meme!

Valentine Michael Smith was still grokking the great goodness that was Hogwarts, and humanity in general. His perceptions of all of these things were still a bit skewed, but his heart was in the right place.

He'd stumbled onto the computer lab, and, after watching a few discussions, he eventually decided he ought to start his own.

Consequently, a post appeared on the Hogwartsnet under the username "water_ brother":

Attention Hogwarts students!

These are truths I have discovered during my time among the peoples of Earth, most especially during my long sojourn with the giant squid, whose wisdom is beyond measure and who has taught me much of life. Would that I could introduce all of you to him, that you might grok him, in your own turn, with greater fullness:

God is love.
All sentient beings are capable of love.
You are a sentient being who is capable of expressing love.
Therefore, thou art God.

Why not express your own love to your fellow Hogwarts students? Use this space to say something nice to someone you have met. You need not sign your name, as I grok that makes some people uncomfortable.

Thalassia

[identity profile] miranda-bnewski.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
You are one awesome dude, man.

Spookydark77

[identity profile] psy-nuisance.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I love my brother,
I love arachnids,
I love this castle,
I love the giant squid.

Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda, boom-de yadda

I love the Hogwarts. And all it's messed-up-folks.

I love your sex life,
I love your trama,
I'll kick your jerk-ass
For starting drama.

Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yay.

((someone has been watching the Discovery Channell))

Anonymous

[identity profile] blond-bondshell.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite fond of my sex life, too.

Locked post

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[identity profile] damien-thorn.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I love the simple minds that abound in this school.

From: bloodbad_firepretty

[identity profile] carri3-whit3.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. That'd be nice to know - if anybody cared.

More anonymous poetry

[identity profile] wrinklesintime.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
To my friend Yuuri:
Your curry is excellent
Your friendship more so.

ShibuyaYuuri

[identity profile] bowchickamaou.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, that was sweet of you to write a curry haiku. That gives me an idea! What if curry had fortunes, like a fortune cookie? Only you couldn't put the fortune inside the curry. Hmm, this idea needs a little work.

[identity profile] iam-beowulf.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
TAKO THE OCTOPUS, I WILL PRAISE YOU. YOU ARE SKILLED WITH TENTACLES!

[identity profile] psy-nuisance.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
*snerk*
Someone loves the giant squid carnally.

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GogglesDS

[identity profile] 12panelwonder.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
To my one and only:

I'll get you more Strawberry Ring Pops.

SugarFiend

[identity profile] pre-l.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer them to other type. Do you wish for a ring?

GogglesDS

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SugarFiend

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Anonymous

[identity profile] gourmetchairman.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hiei:

You helped me more than you know.

Thank you.

Re: Anonymous

[identity profile] serrulata.livejournal.com 2009-08-01 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hiei really is just a big marshmallow pouf on the inside. He helps people all the time. Girl scouts, old grannies that have to cross the street, Machiavellian She-Demon Warmongers... totally all in a day's work for him.

Re: Anonymous

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Re: Anonymous

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appleoverlord

[identity profile] ringo-raver.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
GLaDOS! You are a lot more amusing than these humans!

Re: appleoverlord

[identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
And good in bed!

[identity profile] 3rd-retirement.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I must express my love for all of the lovely young women who spend their time in these halls.

Wishbone

[identity profile] woocha.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I love you Mello and Near and L and Matt and A and Schrodinger and Einstein and Koopa!

A-nonymous

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
We love you too!

[identity profile] bone-not-rock.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I like playing Where's An Egg with some people. Much hate for John McEnroe though. He should give up his life of crime.

[identity profile] superfraternal.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Some people are happy to hear that.

Anonymous

[identity profile] hopalongmcgurk.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Professor Homestar:

Thanks again for access to the Restricted Section. I promise I'm not doing anything you wouldn't approve of.

Slightly creepy guy with the glasses: I find the disembodied body parts/the rain of frogs/other mischief intensely amusing. Please keep it up.

triontimetraveler

[identity profile] vislor-turlough.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, don't encourage the creepy guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

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iheartwindmills

[identity profile] arrogantmage.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
To water_brother:

Godhood is not so easily attained! You cheapen the achievements of others with your flimsy platitudes.

Re: iheartwindmills

[identity profile] patrick-mckenna.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone who wandered into the compy room would find a very lost priest with a perma-frown. This certainly wasn't the dorm he'd been looking for, and while trying to find an online map of the campus (Ha! Fat chance!), Father McKenna had stumbled across Valentine Michael Smith's post. And then, promptly following that, Lezard's post.

What was the harm in replying anonymously?

You're right, I've heard it is quite difficult. Which is why there's only one so far.

anonymous

[identity profile] derkhan.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
to the Hat:

We are watching.

From Dieter Prohl

[identity profile] hot-german.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I love all of you. Proof available on request.

xxxamyxxx

[identity profile] nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I want to express my love and adoration for the gentlemen of experience and wisdom among us. Not only do you guys have great stamina, but I'm happy to report that if you're using viagra, I totally can't tell!

<33333

anonymous

[identity profile] i-am-an-hero.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I love River Tam!

[identity profile] ah-aha.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I am of glad occasions to have found other students who understand royal life.

anonymous

[identity profile] derkhan.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
To the armored woman: You seem to be an honorable person. I would like to know you better.

Brienne

[identity profile] maid-brienne.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I am flattered, anonymous person. (Unless there are more armored women at this school than I know about, in which case I hope you will let me be flattered in any event?)

anonymous

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Brienne

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anonymous

[identity profile] arrogantmage.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
to the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor:

I like your hair.

ProfGranger

[identity profile] curlybrain.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, anonymous person!

anonymous

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Profgranger

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8_is_godly

[identity profile] llsymmetryll.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I love symmetry.

And therefore, anyone who embodies it also gains my admiration.

SugarFiend

[identity profile] pre-l.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither your username, nor the sentiments you present are in a symmetrical form.

8_is_godly

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BEOWULF

[identity profile] iam-beowulf.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
SACK JOE! YOU ARE A MARVELOUS CREATURE. DO NOT THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU!

Kimawari

[identity profile] omg-sunflora.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the sunshine! It's nice and warm!

no1_baguette

[identity profile] le-franceypants.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yukimura:

I would rather enjoy another drink. When are you free?


Amaranth:

I am still looking forward to that sauna you mentioned, ma chere.


Roderich:

J'taime mon ami. Vous avez un beau cul. ♥

osterrich

[identity profile] livingaustria.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha? HOW DARE YOU LOOK THERE!

Anonymous

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To the warrior maiden

[identity profile] ancient-adam.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You may not believe me and I expect you don't, but you are beautiful in these old eyes.

Brienne because she still doesn't quite get the whole anonymity thing

[identity profile] maid-brienne.livejournal.com 2009-07-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
You have my thanks! I think I am truly flattered--if only by your persistance!

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